Sometimes your bushy-tailed correspondent catches an occasional episode of Rick And Morty on Adult Swim/ Cartoon Network. The late-night show is Back To The Future with a slightly demented twist. Super genius Rick is like Doc with an attitude, and Morty is a little like Marty McFly.
Super genius Rick builds a supercomputer time-space machine that changes the timeline of almost countless alternative realities. I think that Rick And Morty should have an entire season dedicated to correcting the results of the 2020 Presidential Election.
Everything is going wrong in Biden's America. Rick tweaks his supercomputer time-space machine, hoping that he can stop Team Joe Biden from stealing The 2020 Preidential Election. To do this, they must stop The Covid Plandemic. The duo sets the computer to January 2, 2020, and step inside. Rick and Morty find themselves at The White House, where they have a meeting with President Trump, and persuade him to not waste his time on Operation Warped Speed.
Instead, Rick and Morty tell the president that Dr. Anthony Fauzi is an untrustworthy, lying, genocidal quack who should be prosecuted for his gain of function activities. Instead of relying on big-pharma 'vaccines' and masks, The American People should eat Hydroxichloraquine. Rick whips up a giant vat of Easter candy. America loves the new confection, and Covid quickly dissappears.
The boys time-travel to May 24, 2020, where Officer Derek Chauvin is shopping for groceries. He is about to put a pork chop in his cart. Rick and Morty are following him, and they set their computer back twenty seconds before Chauvin puts the pork chop in the cart. Rick has a replacement pork chop laced with 'worms' and places it on the shelf. Chauvin puts the laced chop in his cart..............
That night, Chauvin eats his pork chop. The next day, he has the worms, and he's dragging his ass across the floor. He calls in sick. Later that day, Rick and Morty tip off the police and save George Floyd's life by telling them that Floyd is in possession of a fatal amount of fentanyl. The career criminal is about to pass fake bills at the corner store. Floyd is arrested, but survuves.
As a result, there are no riots in America. Cancel Culture remains a fever dream for weird, maladjusted leftists. Violent crimes and carjackings are rare, and when it happens, the perp is convicted and punished.
Rick and Morty meet with Republican state leaders and tell them they must stop early voting and voting by mail. On Election night, the boys fix the water pipes in Georgia, and send ninjas to subdue and gag Barack Obama in his office so Obama cannot order the early morning interruption of the vote-count in key states Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia, and Arizona.
Rick hacks and overrides The Dominion vote machines. He re-programs them to count every legal vote cast once.
On the morning after the fair and free Election Day, The American People see that Donald Trump has won in a massive landslide. The cheaters has been caught, and America builds new prisons for the cheaters. The Republicans have a huge majority in The House and a super-majority in The Senate.
Rick And Morty make copies of Hunter's laptop, and The Biden crime family are seated at a defendent's table, convicted of an incredible array of corruption and morals charges, The presiding judge uses a calculator to determine their sentences.
With Trump's Second term beginning, things are as they should be. Gas is under $2.00, inflation is down, and the American People are happily heading off to work. President Trump gives Rick and Morty the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
The season ends when Democrats discover Rick's supercomputer time-space machine.............................
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