Top Ten Democrat October Surprises

The midterm polls look terrible for the panicking Democrats, so it's about time for Team Democrat to reach into their bag of Dirty Election Tricks. From the home office in Wilmer, Minnesota, here are the Top Ten Democrat October Surprises:

10. The Biden Gestapo arrest the entire Trump family (even teenaged son Barron), and perp-walk them to one of Biden's secret prisons. Later, Biden makes ANOTHER Hitlerian speech, screaming about 'domestic terrorist' MAGA Republicans destroying the country.

  9. Biden orders the F.B.I. to burn down The White House, like The Reichstag. He blames The Proud Boys, and charges them with insurrection, along with hundreds of Trump voters.

  8. The F.B.I. stage a fake kidnapping of Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Dozens of pro-Trump patsies are arrested and jailed.

  7. Biden threatens to resign and have Kamala Harris installed as President.

  6. The CDC announces a new pandemic, shuts down the country again, and announce that everyone has to vote from home. They don't send ballots to 20,000,000 registered Republicans.

  5. The DNC leak fake news reports about several GOP Senate candidates having driven drunk, and falsely charge the candidates tried to cover up their 'drunk driving' charges.

  4. Democrat D.A.'s charge several Repblican Governors with 'trafficking' after the governors bus illegals to liberal 'sanctuary' cities.

  3. Biden announces nationwide  'Free $0.00 gas' for college students and early voters. The 'free' gas will be paid for by hard-working taxpayers from Red States.

  2. Democrat incumbents introduce the 'Free Money For Everybody' Act, board helicopters and literally throw $1000 bills out of the windows. 

  1. The Democrats send $50,000 'stimulus' checks to every American.....and $1,000,000 checks for every illegal alien.