Democrat Senatorial candidate John Fetterman is still running, despite a beetle iving inside him. The leftist politician had a stroke in May, and a large bulge was recently found under his neck.
His Republican opponent, TV's Dr. Mahmet Oz, has advised Fetterman to drop out of the race for his health.
Dr. Oz: 'John Fettereman seems to have slurred speech, and he really can't speak without resting. I would like to debate him, but he is adopting a campaign strategy quite similar to Joe Biden's 2020 presidential campaign. He stays indoors a lot. Maybe Biden has something living inside HIS head. That would explain his cognitive decline'
Nobody is sure if the scarab has anything to do with his rmost ecent health scare, but the bulge in his neck is REALLY distracting.
A beetle or scarab will burrow itself inside it's victim's arm, and sometimes proove to be quite uncomfortable :
Fetterman's advisors tell him to get rid of the creature. The candidate just shrugs and says 'He's my running mate.' Despite his extremist liberal postiions, unpopular with most Pennsylvanian voters, he STILL leads in many polls.
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