According to some recent polls, untra-leftist stroke victim Democrat candidate John Fetterman STILL leads Republican Dr. Mehmet Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate race.
We called 4,011 likely voters for Fetterman, and they told us why they were leaning towards the Democrat candidate. Here are the results:
24% supported John Fetterman because he promised to let them and/or their violent criminal relatives or friends out of prison.
21% thought it was cool that John Fetterman dresses like a 9-year-old slob.
11% identified themselves as Communist or Bernie Sanders Socialist.
9% identified themselves as Philadelphia Eagles fans and admitted that they are just obnoxious, drunk, Democrat assholes.
9% of Fetterman supporters are also stroke victims, and they strongly identify with stroke victim John Fetterman.
7% say they hated The Dr. Oz Show.
5% have severe brain damage.
Nearly 97% also said that if someone wrapped a grapefruit in a Soviet flag, and delared the grapefruit a Democrat candidate for The U.S. Senate, they would gladly vote for the grapefruit.
3% thought they were supporting The Monster from Young Frankenstein.
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