The Anti-Christ Wishes Everyone A Happy New Year

Here to comment on 2020 and the new year is probable Time Magazine's 'Person of the Year 2021':

Happy New Year, all my soon-to-be subjects.........

2020 was a fantastic year with lots of 'changes', and I'm promising an even greater 2021! 

Things are progressing perfectly. American sheep are wearing their masks and are mostly quite accepting of all the shutdowns. The Democrat governors are an incredible collection of seemingly inept tyrants, killing the old-timers in nursing homes, allowing psychotic, violent communist weirdos do whatever they want, and bullying law-abiding citizens.......

It warms my heart to see these psychotic bullies shut down the churches, taverns, and small businesses. Excellent!!! Around 1770, we made the mistake of allowing some dead White men discuss concepts like Liberty and Revolution in their churches, taverns, and businesses. Ewwww!

The Covid 'vaccine' is being distributed, and presidential also-ran Andrew Yang is talking about branding barcodes on your body to prove you've been vaccinated. You won't be able to buy or sell, or take a trip without the barcode. HEY ANDREW, DO YOU WANT A JOB?????

I'm very happy that Joe Biden 'won' the American election. That damn Trump got so many votes that he broke the voter machine algorithm, and my workers were caught red-handed stealing the election. I thank my Supreme Court for refusing to even look at that Texas case, and you faithless G.O.P. establishment Anti-Trumpers. I JUST LOVE WASHINGTON D.C.!!! 

I am such a fan of that evil, corrupt witch, Speaker Nancy Pelosi! You don't know this, but my master placed an unclean spirit inside her head!!! She will probably be my queen.

China's Chairman Xi will probably be my right-hand man. Thanks to him and the corrupt American political / media establishment, most American newspapers, corporations, and TV 'news'  have sold their souls to the demonic ChiComs!

Soon, we'll get rid of old man Biden, and Kamala Harris will be running what's left of the 'free world!'

If you think that 2020 was great, just you wait!!! 2021 will be EVEN BETTER!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Nicolae Carpathia, The Anti-Christ

And Now, A Christmas Message From Burgermeister Walz

 Happy Holidays, Minnesota peasants:

It's a difficult responsibility keeping everyone safe and healthy. Therefore, I'm issuing yet ANOTHER emergency order. I am banning Christmas travel, and ordering that you keep away from your friends and family.

Everyone must 'mask-up' while in any public space and while you're on any public transportation. Failure to keep your face diaper on might end with 'police enforcement.'

We (Myself and Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison) are fining the outlaws breaking my edict. Some dining establishments are disobeying my orders. Such insolence will be met with a hefty fine, which will be collected and sent to the Democrat Farmer-Labor Party of Minnesota.

I am toying with a new idea, that if we see anybody smile that they be thrown in one of our jails, and a mask be surgically grafted on the perpetrator's face. If you're caught not wearing your face diaper, you may be sent to a 'special government camp', and it will be there that you learn how to comply.

Remember, 'mask-up', or you may be guilty of murder if someone, somehow catches Covid because you failed to 'mask-up.'

Also, stay AT LEAST 6 feet away from each other. It might be difficult for married couples to concieve a baby, but that's a small price to pay to protect your fellow human beings from contracting Covid.

There is some great news, though. I am working with Democrats in the state legislature to issue special 'Walz Checks' to those who have been let go by their employers. You're welcome.

Have a Merry Seasonal Holiday! Burgermeister Walz.

HEADLINE: GREAT NEWS!!! HOUSE AGREES TO COVID RELIEF STIMULUS DEAL!!!

 

Bad news. Everyone is enrolled in the 'Jelly of the Month' Club.

The Democrat Governor Grinch Song

You're a douchebag, Governor Walz

We're sick of your shutdowns

You're a business-killing jack-ass and 

a lying, inept clown, Timmy Walz

We can't stand you because you're

killing every business in town!

You're a bully, Governor Cuomo

You're a finger-pointing hockey puck

You're destroying your state

you stupid idiot schmuck, Governor Cuomo

The three words that best describes you are, and I quote, 

'Sucked.......sucking.......suck!'

You're a psycho hosebag, Governor Witmer,

You're a wicked, wicked witch

You're drunk with power and you're

driving Michigan into the ditch, Gretchen Witmer!

The only way I could ever see myself voting for you is if I was 

a dead Democrat.....or there was a vote machine glitch!

You're a tyrant weirdo, Governor Newsome

You're a left-coast fruitcake nut

You fine restaurant owners and kiss

violent criminal butt, Gavin Newsome!

Everyone is leaving for Texas because

even liberals hate your guts!

(Merry Christmas! Stay safe and don't get arrested for celebrating Christmas with your

families!)

SONG PARODY ALERT!!!: REP. ERIC SWALWELL SINGS RE-MAKE OF DAVID BOWIE'S 'CHINA GIRL'

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, My little Chinese spy

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, My little Chinese spy

The word is out about me an' my lttile Chinese spy

I wrecked my career for my little, my little Chinese spy

I blame The Orange Man Bad for my blunder 

They are bashing me now

I really messed up.....sleeping with a Chinese spy

I might've gave national secrets to my little Chinese spy

They might throw me out of Congress

They're making fun of me

I feel stupid, like Joe Biden

when I think of my little Chinese spy

I was pretending that I wasn't married

sleeping with Bang Bang

I should just resign

I'll never live it down

Visions of Chinese tanks in the streets

because of my treason

Me an' my Chinese spy with slanted eyes

My little Chinese spy

I really thought you liked me

You ruined my career

You know

If you give me a bribe

I'll give national secrets to you

Soon President Xi and facebook will rule the world

My Chinese spy gets me all excited

The newspapers say my career is heading South

They're laughing, 'heh heh heh'.......

They're laughing, 'heh heh heh'.......

They're laughing

They're laughing

Dear Trump Supporters: Welcome To Unity Camp

(Over the intercom):

Welcome to Unity Camp. Due to Covid 19, we demand that you campers stay in your dorms, and if you must go outside, keep your masks on. 

We are pleased to announce many exciting, manditory re-education classes for all you former Trump supporters......

Before classes can start, you must stand and denounce White Supremacy. It is something that former President Trump 'NEVER DID.'.......

We start early, with a very exciting class in Obama Building 5. There, CNN host and Speaker Chris Cuomo will be giving a Seminar on 'How Our Wonderful, Completely Honest New President Biden Won The 2020 Election'.

Over at Hillary Clinton Auditorium, all you Trump supporters will learn the horrible truth about The 2016 Election, as Hillary delivers a speech 'Orange Man Bad: Donald Trump's 2016 Victory Was Illegitimate!'

The Reverend Al Sharpton will be running a very interesting daily class on 'White Privilege' over at Social Justice Building 3.

At The Bernie Sanders Building, our team of Socialist brain-washers will break you of your bad habit of working for your money. We call the class 'Capitalism Is Mean!' 

Note: You may have to apply for a liscence to vote in the 2024 Election. Be sure to apply at the office in the AOC Building.

Each month, our wonderful leader will venture out of his basement, and give a stirring, unifying address to Trump supporters.

You will recieve your diploma when you kneel before the Biden Alter of National Unity, and swear allegience to Joe Biden, and promise to vote for him in 2024 (or Kamala Harris if Joe Biden cannot complete his first term as President.)

One more thing: If our records indicate that you had made a money contribution to former President Trump's 2016 or 2020 campaign, you may go to jail.

Thank you, and HAVE FUN!!!

CNN's Coverage Of Joe Biden's Inauguration Parade

Hello Chinese subjects! This is CNN's special coverage of Joe Biden's inauguration parade! As you know, our new, wonderful president is thinking about the American people's HEALTH AND SAFETY on this wonderful day, so it's a very scaled-down celebration. He has ordered the country to 'mask-up', and has also ordered a lock-down here in D.C. 

We understand that he is taking his presidential oath in his basement, The right-wing media tells us that he's having trouble with the oath due to 'cognitive difficulties', but those are BASELESS claims.

According to our unnamed sources, Former president Donald Tump is on the run from federal authorities.  

......ooooh, LOOKY HERE, THE PARADE IS STARTING!!!! The Grandmarshal of today's parade Chinese president Xi Jinping is sharing a float with new Vice-President Kamala Harris! I wonder how much red and yellow crepe paper they needed for that huge float!!!

WOW, LOOK AT ALL THE CHINESE TANKS ROLLING DOWN PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE!!! 

.....AND HERE COMES THE CHINESE TROOPS!!!!! THEY ARE MARCHING WITH INCREDIBLE PRECISION!!! This is a really impressive, massive display!!!

We at CNN agree that America will be MUCH better off with our Chinese masters running our country than when Orange Man Bad ran the federal government. 

LOOK AT THIS!!!! Several floats honoring 'Democrat campaign workers' from Philadelphis, Detroit, and Atlanta who were in charge of 'counting the ballots'! 

Up next.......is a float with a giant placard giving a SHOUT-OUT TO DOMINION VOTE-COUNT MACHINES!!1 

Up next is the AntiFa Marching Band doing their redition of the old Soviet National Anthem on their kazoos!!

Here comes the sweet sound of The Black Lives Matter Singers. They're doing their rendition of The Black National Anthem. Oh-oh, there's a man with a Trump-Pence campaign sign, and all the Antifa and BLM musicians are beating him unconscious.

He deserved it.

He comes a float with four great governors. Andrew Cumo from New York, Gretchen Wetmer from Michigan, Gavin Newsome from California, and Tim Walz from Minnesota. These four great governors bravely shut down their states, and saved millions of lives from the terrors of Covid 19.

Here comes a float with Chinese and Ukranian 'business executives', and they are shoveling money into a pig trough in front of the capitol building. There's a group of politicians there to take the money.

Is that Hunter Biden? He's crawling on his hands and knees, snorting cocaine. Of course, if this was October, we wouldn't be covering this story because it would hurt our fantastic new president's chances at winning the election.......

Well, that's it for the parade. Mask up, America, and we'll see you at the CNN party tonight!

And Now, A Word From Our New Sponsor: Joe Biden's Pardon My Bloopers, Greatest Senior Moments, Incoherent Blabberings, And Whoppers

And now, a word from our new sponsor: 

In the 1950's and 1960's, record and TV producer Kermit Schafer introduced his series of classic Bloopers from radio and TV, 'Pardon My Blooper'.

Almost 60 years later, our sponsor K-SELL announces the release of......

JOE BIDEN'S PARDON MY BLOOPERS, GREATEST SENIOR MOMENTS, INCOHERENT BLABBERINGS, AND WHOPPERS.

It's not available in stores.................GET IT NOW!!!!

This Is Robert Stack, And This Is Unsolved Election Mysteries

Tonight, on Unsolved Election Mysteries........

Incumbent President Donald Trump has a commanding lead on Election Night, but leftists in deep-blue cities known for election corruption STOP the counting of votes. As America wakes up the next day, The President's lead evaporates. Hundreds of thousands of votes that go ONLY for Democrat Joe Biden appear. Were these mail-in votes, or were Democrat campaign workers 'busy finding' ballots for Biden?

Also on Unsolved Election Mysteries.....

President Trump recieves at least 10,000,000 more votes than in 2016, but  still LOSES??? Are we to believe that more Americans cast their votes for Slow-Joe Biden than ever voted for Barack Obama?????

Also on Unsolved Election Mysteries......

Suitcases of votes, Idiots on social media bragging about committing voter fraud, vote harvesting, machines turning millions of Trump votes into Biden votes, Democrats bribing Native-Americans to vote for Biden......but the entire mainstream 'news media' refers to accusations of this criminal activity as 'baseless.'

That, and more, on Unsolved Election Mysteries......

SONG PARODY ALERT!.... JOE, THE PHONY PRESIDENT-ELECT OF AMERICA (FROM DISNEY'S ROBIN HOOD)

So, the history books say that on Election Day

Democrats committed fraud for Joe 

Everyone saw how they broke the law

They kept on 'finding votes'

and stole the election from President Trump

who won on Election Night

The Democrat crooks they cooked the books

They turned off the lights

He's incoherent and slow

It's crooked, Sleepy Joe

The fraudulent President of America

A pox on the phony President of America!

The boxes were stuffed until they had enough

votes for the Dingaling

The media hacks had the liar's back

He's China's puppet on a string

We won't be free, he'll wreck our economy

Our jobs he'll eradicate

This incoherent clown wants to shut us down

and issue a national mask mandate

It's good-for-nothing Joe

and Kamala the Commie hoe

Joe, The Fraudulent President of America

Joe, The Fraudulent President of America

The pain we feel is The Green New Deal

Our resteraunts will be closed

While the government creeps never ever suffer

Working people will be hosed

Trump will prove he won in a landslide

and take our country back

And Rudy will throw the criminals in jail

The Supreme Court won't be packed

Before the country can be wrecked

by the phony, fraudulent President-ELECT

Joe Biden The hidin' phony President of America

The sniffin', Whiffin,

The blabberin'jabberin,

Blunderin' plunderin,

Wheelin, dealin'

tax dollar stealin'

Joe, The Phony President of America!

You Were Serious About That?..............

Do you remember that scene in the 1992 comedy hit My Cousin Vinny, where the country judge played by Fred Gwynne warned Cousin Vinny that he had better start dressing appropriately for court proceedings.

Cousin Vinny responds by saying, 'You were serious about that?'

I say the same thing to myself whenever I hear or read ANTHING said by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. I'm still not sure if she is a real person or just an SNL skit.

Hey Grandpa, What's For Thanksgiving Supper?

Welllllllllllllll,

We have Democrat GOVERNOR TURKEYS ordering you to NOT celebrate Thanksgiving with your Mom n' Pop.......

.....and we got BALLOT STUFFING in corrupt states where the cheatin' NEVER STOPS.......

..........We're ordering you to wear a mask over your face. Don't you swear an' say 'OH, FUDGE!!!' ..........

If you refuse, then we might send you to a judge.........

OH, CRAP!!!!!!!!

 

And Now, A 2020 Election Update With Professor Walter Tourgeson

I think the act of voting is SACRED, just like a farmer sees the soil as SACRED. So, let's take a look at what has happened so far in The 2020 Presidential Election. At the college I teach, I asked my students who they thought will be the winner and why the candidate SHOULD win. One female student raised her hand, and said:

'Joe Biden will prevail because the mail-in votes will overtake Trump's totals in battleground states Michigan, Wisconsin, Arizona, Georgia, Pennsylvania, and perhaps North Carolina.'

I looked around the class and asked everyone, 'Is she RIGHT? That's the version popular on CNN, MSNBC, the the liberal networks.

But, AAAUUUUGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!

DID YOU NOTICE THAT EVERY SINGLE VOTE COUNTED SINCE ELECTION NIGHT WAS FOR BIDEN!!!???? NO?????

On Election Night, President Trump was well on his way to re-election, then The Democrats stopped the counting in key battleground states. The next day, Biden was suddenly nearing victory. I don't know about you, but I find this highly suspicious.  I SMELL A RAT!!!! AAAUUUGGHHH!!!!!!

They found the voter software in just one Michigan county turned Trump votes into a votes for Biden. I wonder about all the other Michigan counties......OR THE OTHER STATES THAT ALSO USE THE SAME SOFTWARE, HAMMER AND SCORECARD.

In Philadelphia, the local Democrat crooks threw the Republican poll watchers out, even AFTER a judge ordered them to let the Republican poll watchers be let back into the room. These corrupt creeps should be arrested! THIS CRAP ALSO HAPPENED IN DETROIT!!! AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!

In Wisconsin, they're finding lots of voting irregularities that need further investigating. In many states. the number of total votes EXCEED the number of registered voters.

The news networks project that Biden has won, but NEWS NETWORKS DO NOT GET TO ANOINT OUR PRESIDENT. I know that a lot of you don't like President Trump, but THE PRESIDENT HAS RIGHTS TOO!!! THIS ELECTION ISN'T OVER YET. 

Don't be surprised if The Supreme Court finds in favor of Trump. in these battleground states, and we learn that Trump won in a LANDSLIDE. 

What's going to happen when these happy little know-nothings dancing around in Democrat-ran cities find out that Biden might lose????? I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A CITY WHEN OR IF THIS HAPPENS...........

Class dismissed.............................

THIS JUST IN: USPS WORKER BUSTED AT CANADIAN BORDER WITH UNDELIVERED MAIL, INCLUDING BALLOTS

 

 

 

HEADLINE: 14,000 DEAD VOTERS IN MICHIGAN'S WAYNE COUNTY

 

And Now, An Update From Chairman Of The Biden For President Campaign Committee......

My fellow Americans,

As you know,  Soon to-be President-elect Joe Biden is just 6 electoral votes from winning the presidential election. We call on President Trump to end this national nightmare, and admit defeat.

We are still finding ballots in battleground states Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, Arizona, Pennsylvania, and North Carolina, and we violate their rights if we don't COUNT EVERY VOTE!!!! We are still harvesting ballots, and we're still receiving hundreds of thousands of mailed ballots. We cannot deny the rights of millions of Americans terrified by Covid 19.

President Trump has already caused the death of millions of Americans. It's not fair that he also disenfranchise the American people of their right to safely vote by mail.

Our people at the networks and cable news called Arizona way, way, too early, yet refused to call Georgia, North Carolina, and Texas! They are doing OUTSTANDING WORK!

Meanwhile, our poll workers in Arizona passed Sharpie markers to voters in heavily Republican counties. The ink bleeds through and spoils the ballot! We found over 100,000 votes in Michigan. All of these votes went to our guy, which proves how much America hates Trump!

Our muscle in Philadelphia locked out trouble-making Republican poll watchers, even after a judge ordered to let them in. THAT'S HOW MUCH OUR TEAM CARES FOR THE PEOPLE! WE'RE BREAKING THE LAW BECAUSE THE LAW STANDS IN THE WAY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!!

Our friends at the networks and cable news are filling the airwaves with TOTAL GARBAGE, making the American People believe our 'Biden will win' narrative; 

We call on President Trump to concede, and call on his supporters to get behind the new president-elect, and stop spreading disinformation on Facebook and Twitter. We're confident that Joseph Biden will prevail. Thank you.

ABC NEWS / Washington Post Poll: Biden Leads Trump By 17 Points In Wisconsin

 Two days after Election Day. Still too close to call........

Hello, Newman

Here to address accusations of voter fraud and mail-in voting irregularities is a representative of The United States Postal Service:

My fellow Americans,

I just wanted to assure The American People that us postal workers are hard at work, delivering your mail-in ballots right where they belong. Absolutely none of your ballots are being tossed in dumpsters and no ballots are being kept in any storage spaces. I admit, there was THAT ONE TIME i kept mail in my storage space and my frenemy Jerry caught me. 

But that hardly really happens. HUH....huh..HEHEHEHEHEEEEE!!!!!!!

I'm watching some ongoing 2020 Election coverage right now. It looks like thee have been more votes cast in Wisconsin than there are registered voters. WHOOPS!!!!

Ah, LOOKY HERE! Michigan just found 100,000 votes, and they're ALL BIDEN VOTES!!!

It appears that the Republican poll watchers have been thrown out at polling stations in Philadelphia. President Trump has a big lead in Pennsylvania. i wonder how long it takes for Democrat campaign workers to fill out 600,000 ballots......

I assure you, there is no such thing as VOTER FRAUD. Hee,,,,HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE!!!!!

Newman : )

It's The Cancel Culture, Charlie Brown

'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown' will not be aired on network television this year, ending a long-standing, popular Halloween tradition. In an RSR exclusive we have been in touch with an insider at the ABC/ Disney Corporation, and our insider has told us that ABC will consider bringing ITGP,CB back as early as next year if it is re-written and approved by members of Black Lives Matter.

Expect the following changes:

Right-wing Skin head Charlie Brown has been beaten and forced out of his home. 'Peaceful protesters' spray paint the house.

During the Halloween party scene, the privileged White kids are terrorized by BLM. In a 'peaceful protest', the 'activists' chant and set fire to Snoopy's doghouse.

Lesbians Peppermint Patty and her friend Marcy plot against the nuclear family.

BLM confront Franklin, and browbeat him for having White friends.

BLM demands 15% of the trick-or-treaters candy, then ransack the stores. The gang learns a new word, 'Reparations.'

The Great Pumpkin is replaced by 'The Evil Orange President.' BLM protesters gang beat anyone with a red baseball cap.

Linus waits for the arrival of The Great Pumpkin, but is beaten by BLM. Then, they tear down the statues in town.

ABC hopes to begin production of 'It's The Evil Orange President' early in 2021.

 

 

How I'm Spending Election Night 2020

Well, this is the big day. Millions of Americans are doing their civic duty by voting. We might find out if incumbent President Donald Trump wins re-election, or Socialist Joe Biden is declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election tonight. Tension is high.

I voted on October 13. Many people on my facebook timeline have indicated that they have voted. One of my facebook friends is asking the people she knows How are you spending Election Night?

I have decided that I do NOT want to know who won (unless President Trump wins in an Election Night landslide), so I am building a Sensory Deprivator 5000 like the one that Ted Moseby built on the TV show How I Met Your Mother. 

If you remember the episode where the gang taped The Superbowl because they could not watch it live, and none of them wanted to know the final score. So, the gang agreed to stay away from all media, as well as anyone who might blurt out the final score.

Ted had to go to the bar for snacks, so he built a Sensory Deprivator 5000. He placed duct tape over a pair of sunglasses, punching two tiny holes of which he can just barely see where he is going. Then, he made blinders from an old cereal box. Finally, he bought noise-reducing headphones.

I've decided that I do not want to know who wins the presidential election (unless President Trump is declared the winner), and with my Sensory Deprivator, I hope that I will never hear the words 'President -elect Joe Biden'. I am preparing to keep this SD5000 on my head for the next four years, risking blindness as well as ear damage.

So, how are you spending Election Night?

Note: Please, somebody tell me if or when President Trump wins.

A Pep Talk For Patriotic Voters

Dear Normal American Men and Women Patriots.....

Next Tuesday, we will engage in a Battle for the soul of our great country. Six years ago, I came to you and delivered a pep talk to all great Americans. Now, I return to urge you to win this great and important battle.

The other side is extremely well-funded, and they hate our wonderful President Trump. They are attempting to intimidate and discourage voters from even voting. Their dishonest and thoroughly idiotic pollsters are telling us that it's a lost cause.

Yet, Trump rallies bring scores of Patriots from every corner of this country, while the other side brings out a few reporters and almost nothing else. Instead, Lying Joe's supporters bring out rioters, criminals, and looters. Their fake, phony friends at CNN speak of 'mostly-peaceful protests', while neighborhoods burn in the background. Disgraceful.

We all saw what happened in leftist Democrat strongholds like New York City, Chicago, Seattle, Portland, and Minneapolis. We saw Covid shutdowns and mask mandates and riots all over the news. Thank God we have Republican governors keeping some places happy and free.

This election poses an important question. Are you voting for jobs, or are you voting for mobs?

So far, many Americans have already voted, and we are getting reports that some mail carriers are tossing ballots into dumpsters. I promise you, we will deal with the fraudsters.

I urge you to get out there and VOTE! Pay no attention to the polls. Remember, The Tree of Liberty from time to time must be re-nourished with the tears of Leftist control freaks and unhinged, communist weirdos.

It is my most fervent hope that on Election Night, the reporters on CNN and MSNBC will have to look into the news cameras with their eyes glazed over, and tell the American people that 'President Trump has won re-election!' Additionally, The GOP has added to it's majority in The Senate, and have taken back The House of Representatives.

You know how I feel. Now, my Patriotic friends, Let's win this election. God Bless You, and may God Bless America. Thank you.

Timmy The Tyrant Says: Duck And Cover Your Face, Kids!

In the 1950's America waged a cold war against the Russian Communists, and we lived with the constant threat of thermonuclear war. The government produced civil defense films starring Bert The Turtle.

Bert urged school kids to duck and cover under their desk if a nuclear bomb was dropped outside their school. Looking back, we think it's silly to believe that a window and a desk will protect you from nuclear annihilation.

Now, we have idiot tyrant Democrat governors like Minnesota's Tim Walz issuing 'peacetime dictates' based on faulty Covid 19 models. You have to wear a mask to go shopping, and you're not allowed to attend church, but you can VANDALIZE THE CHURCH....as long as you comply with an tyrant's edict and wear the mask!

Along with this grotesque violation of our rights, the government guilts you into compliance. You have to wear a mask. You don't want anyone to die because you were too selfish to wear the mask. Over 99% of Americans don't contract this virus, and over 99% who contract the virus either recover or barely even notice they had it.

Leftists from CNN and MSNBC breathlessly harp about the COVID 19 DEATH COUNT. They keep telling us that hundreds of thousands of Americans have died from Covid 19. The Center for Disease Control quietly admitted that under 10,000 Americans have actually died from the disease, and most Covid 19 deaths are of residents in nursing homes and people with comorbidities.

Almost 200,000 Americans have died WITH the virus, but the virus wasn't the cause of their death. The government were counting people killed in car crashes, heart attacks, and cancer as Covid 19 deaths.

If I were advising Timmy the Tyrant (I doubt he'd listen to little 'ole me), I'd tell him to loosen up the mask mandate, and then I'd advise him to produce fun civil defense-styled films. Timmy the Tyrant could become Timmy the Turtle. He'd advise kids to wear a mask to fight Covid 19, but there would be no actual mandate.

Also, Timmy the Turtle cartoons could be based on real, honest Covid 19 models. The truth is, under 1% of Americans are ever infected with Covid, and over 99% of those who contact it recover from it or never even knew they had it without being tested for it.

I'd like to think that Timmy the Turtle would base Covid policy on the truth.

 

 

 

A List Of Joe Biden's Accomplishments............

 

Zooming George Soros Palpatine's 2020 Democrat Halloween Party

George Soros: Welcome to the party, everybody. Hunter Biden, what are you doing there?

Hunter Biden:  I'm bobbing for bribes. It's hard to do with this face mask over my mouth.

(laughter)

Hillary Clinton: George, I LOVE your Emperor Palpatine costume.

George Soros: Thank you, my dear. I usually wear this when I'm wrecking currencies or financing AntiFa riots across America.

Barack Obama: Bernie Sanders! You look exactly like Nathan Grantham from the 1982 horror movie 'Creepshow'!

Bernie Sanders: I WANT MY CAKE!!!!!

(laughter)

Bernie Sanders: Barry, very scary costume! You made a big box of Uncle Ben's rice, then cut out the face and put your face in! 

Barack Obama: Well, Uncle Ben worked for a living. People who work for a living give me the creeps!

Bernie Sanders: Michelle Obama! You came as Aunt Jemima!

Michelle Obama: Aunt Jemima worked for White capitalists. How creepy is THAT???!!!

Bernie Sanders: Speaking of creepy, where's Joe Biden?

Barack Obama: I told him he needs to rest up for the end of the presidential campaign.  He went to bed at 9:00 a.m.

(thudding noises)

Bernie Sanders: WHAT IS THAT????!!!!!

Barack Obama: It's just those troublemakers Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity, throwing eggs at the house....

George Soros: Welcome to the party, Nancy Pelosi and Ilhan Omar! Hey, everybody, Nancy is an AntiFa rioter and Ilhan is Osama Bin-Laden!

Ilhan Omar: Jews are evil..................

Nancy Pelosi: Look at the Donald Trump-O-Lantern behind me. I worked on it for a month!

Don Lemon: Hey everybody!

Barack Obama: Hey, it's Don Lemon in a Unicorn costume. Who's the 'back end'?

Don Lemon: Chris Cuomo!

Chris Cuomo: mumblemumblemumble...............

George Soros: I want to raise a toast. 2020 has been such a terrific year for us, and 2021 will be even better!!!

I appreciate all the Democrat governors shutting down your states and mercilessly wrecking your state economies! Then, you forced everyone to wear silly little face masks, and tricking them into thinking that it could stop the spread of Covid! 

The REAL fun will begin the day after Election Day, when all our little BLM and AntiFa trick-or-treaters take to the streets across America demanding reparation treats. America will burn like the inside of a Jack-O-Lantern!

Our media allies have attacked President Orange Man Bad relentlessly, and our postal union bosses have ensured us that Joseph Biden WILL be elected! I told him I want CHAOS!

As soon as Joe is inaugurated, our corruption apple cart will be back in the upright position!

Happy Halloween, Everybody!

 

SONG PARODY ALERT! Frank Sinatra's New York, New York 2020 (DeBlasio Remix)

Back up that U-Haul, I'm moving away

I'm getting the Hell out of New York, New York

I just cannot last ------another day

This mayor is destroying New York, New York

I don't want to wake up to the sound of gunfire and riots, I can't sleep

They closed up all the cafes and bars

I'm voting with my feet

I'm so sick of this crime, 

My nerves are frayed

I'm getting the Hell out of New York, New York

I'm moving to a nice red state

I'm leaving and I cannot wait

I say goodbye to you, New York, New York

New York, New York

There's a riot outside and I cannot sleep

I hate BLM

and those AntiFa creeps

They wrecked the economy, and boarded the stores

I don't recognize this town, New York 

and

The idiot mayor is hassling the Jews

and I can't take any more abuse

I've had enough of you,  New York, New York

New York, New York

I want to wake up in a quiet, lovely no-crime town

That is the dream,

That would be great,

No Democrats,

No Covid mask mandate!

Now back up that U-Haul! I'm leaving the Empire State!

I'm getting the Hell out of here!

Goodbye, New York!

And..........................

I'll move to a red state

tell DeBlasio I can't wait

Goodbye to you, New York, New York!!!!!  

THIS JUST IN: JOE BIDEN LIES...............

 

.................LIKE A PRICELESS PERSIAN RUG ON A RICH MAN'S FLOOR.

The Nomination Of Amy Coney Barrett: A Commentary By Sister Mary Brokenknuckles:

After the passing of Judge Ruth Bader-Ginsberg, President Trump nominated Law Professor and Judge Amy Coney-Barrett to replace the celebrated liberal on the United States Supreme Court.

Leftists have wasted no time in expressing their anger with the nomination. Many leftists want to wait until after the presidential election, and they hope that leftist Joe Biden wins. 

Democrat Senators want to pack the court with pro-Abortion liberals, and they oppose Judge Amy Coney Barrett because she's a conservative Catholic. Here to comment on this is our own firebrand Faith correspondent, Sister Mary Brokenknuckles:

God Bless our wonderful President Donald Trump, and his magnificent Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney-Barrett.

Judge Barrett is a graduate of Notre Dame University, and a mother of SEVEN children. Two of her kids were adopted from the poverty-stricken island country of Haiti. GOOD LORD, SHE'S LIKE A VERY LOVELY, YOUNG MOTHER THERESA!!! 

This babe was sent from heaven! No wonder godless, pro-abortion fanatic leftists hate her!

God forgive the racist leftist douche professor from Boston University, Ibtam X. Kendi, who accused the angelic judge of 'racially-colonizing' the two children from Haiti she and her husband adopted. I would love to wrap his knuckles bloody with my ruler, though.

Of angelic Judge Barrett, Democrat Commie Hosebag Senator Dianne Feinstein said 'The dogma lives loudly with you.'  Of Senator Feinstein I say 'The anti-Catholic bigotry lives loudly with you.' It seems that this bigotry lives loudly on CNN, MSNBC, ABC NEWS, NBC NEWS, CBS NEWS, THE NEW YORK TIMES, THE WASHINGTON POST, AND HOLLYWOOD, TOO.

The REAL reasons why they hate her is because she is a conservative AND President Trump nominated her. Do you remember what the Satanic Army From Hell did to Judge Brett Kavanaugh during his confirmation two years ago? They brought false witness hussies to accuse Judge Kavanaugh of rape! They tried to destroy his family!

I pray that the Republicans are girding their loins. This confirmation process might turn into Armageddon!

The left wants to wait until AFTER the election when they hope that Biden can nominate a pro-abortion judge, but even RBG herself said that the president picks the judges, even in the fourth year of a 4-year term.

I think that I'm like most Americans. I want The Senate to confirm this terrific nominee for The Supreme Court. God Bless America.

Sister Marie 

Charles Barkley: Knuckaheads Want To Defund The Police

Americans watch sports to escape from the cares of everyday life, but professional athletes and TV sports analysts have ruined the fun of sports by politicizing it. Generally, fans of sport have stayed away from their TVs because they reject being preached at by police-hating millionaire jocks. 

Meanwhile, former quarterback Colin Kaepernick and NBA MVP Labron James have joined in the pigpile against beloved institutions like your local police and our National Anthem.

Violent Marxists, like Black Lives Matter, have bullied Democrat-ran cities into defunding their police departments, although the Minneapolis City Council are having second thoughts.

One public figure who is making a lot of sense on this matter is former basketball great Sir Charles Barkley. We welcome his insight:

I keep hearing knuckaheads all over talking about defunding the police. I think this is a turrible idea. In June, the Minneapolis City Council said that they will defund the police.

If a criminal is threatening you, who you gonna call? The Ghostbusters????? Are you some kind of knuckahead?

The only two groups who want to defund the police are idiot knuckaheads and criminals. For instance, basketball player LaBron James is a super-rich knuckahead jock and he supports violent Marxists Black Lives Matter. 

LaBron says that he fears the police. One great way to not be in fear of the police is to stay away from criminal activity. LaBron is such a virtue-signalling knuckahead.

Lots of Blacks are NOT harmed or killed by the police. Here's their secret. They don't act like criminal knuckaheads and they don't commit turrible crimes.

You see, Black Lives Matter are violent Marxist knuckaheads and they hate the police. They hurt people and want to burn down our American system. They also demand that cities defund the police. You know why? Because they're also turrible criminals and they hate America.

Most Normal-Americans love the police. To most Americans, police are heroes. Many criminals hate the police because police arrest these turrible knuckahead criminals when they commit crimes. 

Defunding the police is a turrible idea. Only knuckaheads and turrible criminals want to defund the police.

Over and out. God Bless America.

Professor Walter Terguson Comments On Last Night's Presidential Debate

Here to comment on last night's presidential debate is our Political correspondent, Professor Walter Terguson.

Good morning, class......

You know, I hold THE TRUTH as being SACRED! When a farmer looks at the soil, he holds it SACRED.

As for last night's presidential debate between President Donald Trump and Democrat challenger Joe Biden, it was absolutely AAAAAAGH!!!! AAAAAAGH!!!!!

President Trump had to debate THAT LYING SACK OF CRAP BIDEN AS WELL AS THE MODERATOR!!!

That twerp Chris Wallace asked The President if he would denounce The KKK, The skinheads, and White supremacists, while that idiot Biden called The President 'a RACIST!' TWO ON ONE!!!!

President Trump has repeatedly denounced racists, and named The KKK a terrorist organization. Nice try, leftists!!!!

Biden called The President a racist for stopping travel to China at the beginning of the Covid Pandemic, yet he also accused The President of causing 200,000,000 Covid 19 deaths while The Democrats were too busy impeaching him to care about Covid!.

HEY CHRIS, HOW ABOUT YOU ASK BIDEN IF HE WILL DENOUNCE THOSE VIOLENT COMMUNISTS BLACK LIVES MATTER AND ANTIFA THAT ARE BURNING DOWN AND THREATENING NEIGHBORHOODS AND MURDERING AMERICANS!!!! AAAAGH!!! AAAAAGH!!!

All Biden could say was AntiFa isn't an organization, but rather, an idea. WHAT???!!!!Oh, Biden also has in the past referred to integrated schools as 'jungles.'

Joe Biden lied about his support for the dangerous Green New Deal, WHICH WILL WRECK THE AMERICAN ECONOMY. Biden said he opposed it.

Hey, Joe. Your official website says you support it! Liar! AAAAAGH! AAAAAGH!!!!!

Chris Wallace brought up 'election integrity.' He didn't bring up postal workers tossing ballots in ditches and landfills or the illegal vote harvesting in Minneapolis or in Texas. Of course, Sneaky Joe said he supported 'election integrity', or at least that's what I think he said.

Joe also said he is for 'law and order.' BULLSHIT!!!! The Democrat Party is organized crime. These criminals are cheating like crazy! When President Trump asked Joe if any police unions have endorsed him, it was the quietest Joe ever got!

By the way, Joe Biden's VP running mate Kamala Harris has been bailing these violent rioters from jail so they can commit even more crime! 

Sure, Orange Man Bad wasn't very polite while Biden was lying his ASS OFF! Orange Man Bad kept interrupting him. 

After the debate, a lot of these analysts on TV described the debate as being 'uncivil.' When these morons refer to a debate as being uncivil, what they're really saying is that The Republican STOOD UP FOR HIMSELF AND US SNIVELING NABOBS DON'T LIKE IT! 

As for me, I like the way The President thinks. I'd like to shake his hand.

Rick And Morty Save Election Day

Everyone is understandably stressed out. Between Coronavirus, riots, and the presidential election, 2020 has been a rough year..

This could be great fodder for Adult Swim series Rick And Morty. The writers of this cartoon could dedicate an entire season to the idea of Rick And Morty surviving Election Day, using their time machine to find a reality where they and America survives intact.

Of course, they do wind up altering the course of history, and mess things up a lot during their adventure before they get it right and finish the story without completely wrecking reality.

Here's how I think it should go.

In the year 2020, America is in crisis. President Trump is dealing with Coronavirus, Democrat Governors, shutdowns, a dishonest media, BLM and AntiFa riots, and re-election. Joe Biden is the Democrat presidential candidate, and he picks Kamala Harris as his V.P. pick. Biden will not denounce the violent, Marxist rioters. In fact, the rioters and Biden want the same thing:

They want to get rid of President Trump.

The season begins two months after Election Night. Trump has won a huge (or yuge) victory on Election Night, but Biden refuses to concede. The vote counters count the mail-in votes, and The President's lead shrinks. Rick is watching the news, and learns that the vote counts in several battleground states far exceeds the number of eligible voters.

Rick and Morty discuss the election. Rick thinks it would be best to let Team Biden steal the election if it means saving the country from angry Biden supporters. Morty thinks it would be best that The President wins re-election, saving America from The New Green Deal and The Democrat's leftist agenda.

It's inauguration Day, and there's STILL no winner. It appears the GOP will take back the House of Representatives. But, with those mail-in ballots, it appears The Democrats could retain control. With no clear-cut winner of the presidential election, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi declares herself 'President.'

Rick and Morty's SuperVoteCounter 5000 reads the minds of every voter in America. The computer determines that President Trump has won re-election in a landslide. 

Rick fires up the time machine, and takes it to March 1, 2022.  The world is in Hellish chaos. President Trump has finally won the election, but a furious AntiFa is goosestepping down Main Street and BLM is destroying American suburbs. Charles Manson has been brought back to life, and has seized control of the country, The psychotic killer is conducting his Helter Skelter worldwide race war.. 

President Trump and his Cabinet goes into exile. 

Rick and Morty barely escape, and find an alternative realty where Joe Biden wins the presidency. There. President Kamala Harris sends Catholics to concentration camps and The Green New Deal makes all economic activity illegal. America starves, and those not wearing face masks are rounded up and sent to Kamala's gulags. Again, Rick and Morty barely escape.

Rick and Morty cause a race war between AntiFa and BLM, leaving the two factions too weak to rule America. President Trump regains control of the military, and he, along with Rick and Morty,  take back the country.

Rick and Morty fire up the time machine, and they go back to the 50's, where they persuade FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover to investigate America-hating college professors who brainwash their students. Rick and Morty save America.

Rick and Morty go back to January 1, 2021, and things are peaceful in their neighborhood. Everyone seems prosperous and content. The graffiti has disappeared.

Things are a little TOO perfect.

Sergeant Hartman: The Democrats Want War. Let's Stomp On Their Guts

We have only 41 days to go before Election Day. Here to explain the political lay of the land is our Military Correspondent, Sgt. Hartman:

(Hitting a trashcan with a big stick) Wake up, Republicans! We're being invaded by America-hating maggots! These commie bastards want to cheat and burn their way back in the Oval Office!

They know that Democrat nominee Slow-Joe Biden can barely form a complete sentence, so these young Socialist weirdos like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez think they'll be running the country after the election.

Their foot soldiers are burning, looting, and intimidating Democrat-ran cities, lead by a bunch of ugly, booger-eating scumbags Anti-Fa. When they're arrested, the local police take their mug shots, and these Blackshirt bastards are so ugly THEY COULD BE MODERN-ART MASTERPIECES! 

And then, there's these violent Marxist assholes Black Lives Matter. They burn down businesses and hurt people. Now, I don't care if you're a nigger, a honky, a spic, a greaser, or a kike. If you're hurting people, I HATE YOU'RE DAMNED, STINKING GUTS! YOU'RE ALL EQUALLY WORTHLESS TO ME!!!

The Democrats want The United States Post Office to be used in the counting of ballots. Millions of ballots will go in the circular file because millions of Americans will make mistakes. This might make it an even bigger victory for our fantastic President, Donald J. Trump! The Democrats will be counting votes for weeks, and what they want is chaos and doubt.

Still, I want you to get out there and VOTE IN PERSON!!! If you can riot or go to the grocery store in person, then you can vote in person!

The Godless, commie revolutionaries are warning The American People that if Biden doesn't win, America will be set on fire. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. These assholes will find out that there are law-abiding Normal-Americans with guns behind every blade of grass!

I've seen these creeps in person. Most of these booger-eating little pukes are no taller that 5 foot 6. I DIDN'T KNOW THEY PILED SHIT THAT HIGH!

Between the low-IQ gaffe machine Slow-Joe Biden, and the obnoxious, evil foot soldiers deliberately angering America,  it seems as if The Democrats ARE TRYING TO LOSE THE ELECTION!

It looks like The Democrats want WAR. If these creepy little heathens want a war, I'd love TO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO stomp on their WORTHLESS guts! THEY BETTER SQUARE THEIR ASSES AWAY OR WE WILL FUCK THEM UP!!!  

These little White college girls are on the front lines for Black Lives Matter.  These  MALFUNCTIONING little weirdos  learned to hate America because daddy sent them to a scumbag college professor and their brains were robbed of patriotism! America needs to 'unscrew' their little minds and teach them about AMERICA'S GREATNESS!

Well, that's all for now. Carry on.

  

NY Mayor Bill DeBlasio Announces A Non -Traditional, Virtual Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.

Socialist New York Mayor Bill DeBlasio has announced that there will be a 'non-traditional, 'virtual' Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in 2020. 

There will be no Snoopy and Charlie Brown Balloons, no High School Bands, and no floats honoring the day. Instead, he has planned the following:

Socialist Mayor Grand Marshall DeBlasio will blow a whistle, signalling the start of the parade.

The first float is the 'Reparations For Slavery' float. It will transport violent looters and thugs down the empty street, and they will jump off the float and start smashing store windows and looting the stores along the route. 

Next, we will have a float for 'The NFLBLM'. The football players will be lined up, and kneeling for the National Anthem. One holds an 'I Can't Breathe' sign.

Next in line is 'The Indigenous Peoples For Aztlan', dancing down the street, decked out in Aztec and Mayan garb. 

Hey look! It's a drum circle! 

Here comes the first balloon of North Korean Dictator Kim Jung Un! It must've been rough for him growing up, being the only fat kid in North Korea.....

Then, Governors from blue states will be goosestepping down the street, making sure that the small number of parade watchers are wearing a face mask! Some of them storm into the mostly empty cafes along the route. Oh look! Is that Minnesota Governor Tim Walz? I think it is!

He's yelling at and then fining startled diners!......Ooooh! that might cost a pretty penny!

Look at THIS!!! HUNDREDS OF U-HAUL VANS ARE HEADING OUT OF NEW YORK CITY!!!.....

Here comes another balloon. Wow, I've never seen a balloon that huge before. It's the 'N.Y. City Budget' balloon!

Next up, are hundreds of AntiFa thugs marching down the street. A dozen of them have spotted an old man, and now they're beating him senseless. Now, they're setting police cars on fire. 

Next up, is a float for 'Failed Democrat Mayors.' Wow, there's a lot of failed Democrat Mayors on that float!

Bringing up the rear is a float for American college students drowning in tuition debt. It looks like they will be bringing up the rear for the rest of their pathetic lives!

Oh look! Here comes dozens more U-Haul vans. It looks like they're leaving town.

That's the plan for Bill DeBlasio's 2020 'Non-Traditional, Virtual' Macy's Day Parade. Good luck, America! 

A Mama Thelma Harper Commentary: Joe Biden's Got Splinters In The Windmill Of His Mind

Here with her commentary about the Joe Biden campaign is America's 'Mama., Thelma Harper':

What the Hell is wrong with the Democrat party? They nominate a candidate with splinters in the windmill of his mind, Creepy Joe Biden. Half the time it looks like he doesn't even know where he is or who he is. Now, it's bad for a candidate to lie, but this hair-smelling weirdo is even worse.

He's a liar with a bad memory! He's got a screw loose! His lies are so obvious and easy to detect if you're just paying attention to what he says.

Biden says he won't end fracking, just that he will put an end to 'new fracking.' WHAT KIND OF IDIOTC DOUBLETALK IS THAT??? Whenever someone digs a hole it's always a new hole! Slow Joe says that he will stop energy companies who are 'destroying our planet.' 

The planet was here millions of years before us puny humans appeared on the scene, and it will be here long after we're gone. The climate is always changing, and people who work for a living aren't wrecking anything. Most working Americans are sick of some liberal jack-ass laying a guilt trip on them!

Then, in one of his TV ads, he says that he won't raise our taxes. BULLSHIT! The Green New Deal will wreck our economy all by itself and will cost us trillions! Anybody who supports Alexandria Ocasio- Cortez's Green New Deal is AN ORDER OF FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL!!!

In the same ad, he promises to raise taxes on the rich. In Slow Joe's world, 'the rich' are evil, moustache-twirling  villians who do nothing but count their money and laugh at us 'little people'. The rich people he is referring to also work for a living, not his influence-peddling family. 

Slow Joe says nothing about violent Marxists Black Lives Matter and the riots happening across the country, but as soon as it hurts him in the polls, suddenly he's all over the TV telling the American People that he's against the riots. Then he has the nerve to tell our wonderful President to get on board.

Somebody tell Sloe Joe that President Trump has been leading on this since the riots began in May.

Slow Joe says that Covid 19 will kill 200,000,000 Americans, and that President Trump is responsible for each death!!! Joe's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top!

Now, Democrat leaders are telling him that he should NOT debate The President. They know Biden is a senile, lying gaffe machine. Heaven forbid he wins, and The Dems put him in a nursing home. Then you'll have President Kamala Harris in The Oval Office! 

I think I'll wrap this commentary up now. I feel like I need to pray for President Trump and our country.

Mama.

 

Election 2020: Campaigning In Florida, Democrat Presidential Candidate Biden Waves To His Supporters

While campaigning in Florida, A Biden spokesman told several reporters that the Biden Campaign were quite encouraged with the incredible crowd that greeted him.

'Yes, we will make sure that we register the imaginary cornstalks in this field, and will be mailing about 25,000,000 ballots. Our push pollsters will be calling them soon.

I think we'll maintain our lead in the polls..............

And Now, The NFLBLM Halftime Highlights (With Howard Cosell)

Week one of the 2020 NFLBLM season is a ratings disaster, with insufferable multi-millionaire jocks turning their 'woke' selves into shills for VIOLENT MARXIST REVOLUTIONARIES AND THEIR CORPORATE SPONSORS,... 

....WHILE DOING SO IN THE NAME OF CIVIL RIGHTS.

M & T Bank Stadium: The Baltimore Ravens and many other teams knelt in disrespect of America on Week One, ANGERING THEIR FANS. The words 'Black Lives Matter' splashed loudly in large, bold lettering on the field. 

Either this football league is completely ignorant of BLM's police-hating, violent history or they just don't care!

U.S. Bank Stadium: Usually, A Minnesota Vikings / Green Bay Packers game is a CLASSIC revival of a great NFC North rivalry.....but look at the empty stadium! At halftime, they are honoring an individual who overdosed on drugs while under police custody! Supposedly, the death of George Floyd was the reason for protests against police brutality. Instead, American cities are being set on fire and LOOTED! 

The New Orleans Saints taped the name Jacob Blake to their helmets. 'Who is Jacob Blake?' you might ask. He is a Black man shot by police in Kenosha,, Wisconsin. He is also an accused, RAPIST WHO FOUGHT WITH THE POLICE BEFORE THEY SHOT HIM.

The NFLBLM is introducing a 'Black National Anthem' this season. Most Americans believe that the traditional anthem belonged to ALL Americans. 

Football fans are mostly traditional, patriotic Americans who love their country. They do NOT want to be preached at by 'woke' multi-millionaire jocks with a giant, anti-American chip on their shoulder. Until the league figures this out, the ratings will continue to suffer.

 

HEADLINE: BIDEN CAMPAIGN FINDS STAND-IN FOR UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES

 

CNN's Brian Stelter And The Gaslighting Of America

We here at RSR believe in a good, robust debate. We even welcome the most insane ramblings from lunatic, leftist weirdos like CNN's Brian Stelter. He recently went on the air to jibber-jabber about the mavens of conservative media having the temerity to criticize Democrat presidential candidate Joseph Biden.

Then, the un-self-aware leftist wondered if there were any cable news networks or newspapers or entire industries dedicated to criticizing, speaking ill of and badmouthing President Trump. Stelter and his ilk spend almost ALL their time not only criticizing the president, but constantly generating false narratives about him.

People like Brian Stelter, Rachel Maddow, and Chris Cuomo host national programs on cable news networks, and tens of thousands of Americans tune in to hear what they have to say. So, why do they appear to many of us to be the most clueless, poorly informed, and probably the least honest humans on the planet?

They CANNOT be THIS clueless. They MUST be aware that they constantly lie.

When the CNN reporter is literally standing just yards away from another Democrat neighborhood in flames and telling the viewers that all he sees is a peaceful protest, he looks so silly you wonder if this is just an SNL skit.

Lately, there is a debate as to whether incoherent Democrat president candidate Joe Biden should participate in any presidential debates with the incumbent, President Donald Trump. It is obvious that Biden isn't all there, yet the always silly Brian Stelter opines that Biden should not debate the president because Trump isn't fit to share the stage with the former Vice-President.

WHAT!!!!?????

These false witnesses create fake scandals and harp on them constantly, then use their fake news as the reason why an incoherent career criminal like Joe Biden should NOT share a debate stage with Orange Man Bad. Wow.....just wow.

Democrat governors and mayors have shut down blue states and cities due to 'Covid 19', yet blame The President for the awful, disastrous economic results. They say that this is 'Trump's America.'

How come red states are doing so much better economically and in dealing with Covid 19, and you're three times more likely to die from Covid 19 in a blue state?

Shutting down your state and wrecking your economy is just part of the Democrat strategy to remove President Trump from office. Wacky Socialist New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accidentally admitted this in a tweet that has since been deleted.

AOC has become the policy leader for The Democrats, but the gaslighting has come from the leftist media. They tell us why Orange Man Bad must go. Remember folks, 2 + 2 = 5.

Also, just in case you haven't noticed it, there has been a violent communist revolution in cities ran by Democrats. President Trump has repeatedly offered to send troops, but leftist mayors prefer to see neighborhoods burned to the ground.

Recently, Leftist presidential candidate Joe Biden has learned his poll numbers have been tanking. The left has discovered their big dip in popularity is due to the fact that Normal-Americans prefer law and order to anarchy, and see violence Marxist gangs like Black Lives Matter and AntiFa as threats to our democracy.

So, Slow Joe delivers a proclamation that he 'opposes the violence', and advises The President get on board, even though Orange Man Bad has powerfully opposed the violence in the streets since May, while the liberals have accused him of being a racist for doing so.

Another example of leftist gaslighting. We are hearing reports that Hydroxychloroquine is somewhat effective in fighting Covid 19, yet the leftists running facebook are censuring the good news. They oppose this info getting out.....but why? Is it because President Trump is promoting this drug?

If it helps people then what is facebook's problem with it? Do they oppose it's use simply to oppose everything Orange Man Bad approves of? It appears to this bushy-tailed reporter that many leftists are suffering from something even worse than Covid 19. They have been stricken by TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome.) A lot of them are employed at CNN, MSNBC, and The New York Times.

CNN's motto is 'We're CNN, the most-trusted name in news.' Their motto should be 'Just remember,  2 + 2 = 5, and we'll keep telling you until you believe it'.

Kamala Harris's Resume

A couple weeks ago, Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden scoured the absolute bottom of the barrel, and found his vice-presidential pick, former California Attorney General and Senator, Kamala Harris. I think a good way to explain what kind of person Ms. Harris is, is to imagine her resume:

Kamala Harris's Resume:

I began my political career by having an affair with the married former Mayor of San Francisco and Speaker of The California State Assembly, Willy Brown.  I learned a lot under him.

As California's Attorney General, I ordered a raid on the home of a citizen journalist for exposing Planned Parenthood, who sold baby parts. The abortionists gave so generously to my various campaigns I wanted to show my loyalty to the pro-choice cause.

I feel I deserve to be the Vice President because I'm a Black woman. I'm also Indian, and the fact that my Jamaican ancestors became incredibly rich off the the slave trade proves that business smarts is in my blood.

I am a very capable prosecutor. I successfully prosecuted over 2,000 criminals for marijuana possession. If you ask me if I've smoked or possessed pot, I'll just laugh coyly.

As Senator, I lead the televised lynching of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, falsely accusing him of rape. I made his wife cry.

During the presidential debates, I bravely said that I believed candidate Joe Biden's accusers when they said he sexually assaulted them. I've since re-considered my brave stance, and believe that my personal ambition trumps everything else.

In short, I began my career screwing a rich, powerful politician, and now I seek a position under another man. I hope that young girls will see me as a great example! Thank you!

Condescending Wonka Reports From The DNC 2020

Here to wrap up his report of the Democrat National Convention 2020 is our political correspondent Condescending Wonka:

Wow, so I ran into Michelle Obama after her big DNC speech where she told America that things can get so much worse unless we elect Joe Biden. I asked her if she was 'just sayin'' or that she and her 'Take The High Road Coalition' were planning more violent race riots and maybe a pandemic worse than Covid 19.

I told her it must be hard making America a kinder, more just place......

Then I ran into former Republican John Kasich. I asked him if he switched over to the Democrats because the news media sucks up to Democrats while attacking Republicans non-stop.

I complimented him on his courage...................

Then, I had a chance to speak to Former President Barack Obama. I just wondered about that part of his DNC speech where he suggested that President Trump would never be a good president. 

I asked Barry if he really believed  the American economy is revived with the use of a 'magic wand.'

Then, I asked him if it showed good character to take credit for the roaring economy while he couldn't improve the economy at all in his 8 years in office.

I congratulated him on his scandal-free administration. That is, if you don't include Benghazi, the Russian hoax, the IRS harassment of conservatives, and airplanes full of cash to the Iranian mullahs.

I've noticed dictators seldom experience scandals. Also, the news media gave Obama an 8-year tongue bath.

Finally, I congratulated him on uniting the leftists and race rioters against the police.

Then, I ran into former President Bill Clinton after his speech, where he castigated President Trump for sullying the prestige of The Oval Office.

Bill Clinton turned a 21-year-old White House intern into a 'human Thermador' . Bravo, Mr. President! I compare you with Abraham Lincoln saving the union!

Then, I spoke briefly with Democrat presidential nominee Joe Biden. I asked him if he really believed that 'there was nothing we could do if we did it together.' I told him that line brought a tear to my eyes!!

He must have practiced that line for hours!

Well, that's it from The Democrat National Convention 2020 in Milwaukee. So long!

SONG PARODY ALERT!! Billie Eilish Sings The DNC Themesong (I Had A Dream)

The dismal 2020 Democrat National Convention mercifully ended last week. Between Michelle Obama's threat against normal Americans, her husband's douchetastic trashing of President Trump, and presidential nominee Joe Biden's speech where he told the American people that there is nothing we can do if we do it together, it's a wonder that the switchboards at the Suicide Hotline didn't explode.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent isn't a masochist, so I didn't watch it. What I know of the DNC I heard on talk radio. I heard sound clips from this depressing, dystopian attack on President Trump and the country most of us love.

I heard that pop star Billie Eilish made a short statement where she attacked the president and threw her support behind Joe Biden. Of that, I am not surprised. On most of her songs, she usually sounds like she has over-dosed on downers

Ms. Eilish could have wrote the theme song of The Democrat National Convention, remaking one of her hits, the rather trippy, underwater  Everything I Wanted:

I had a dream. 
We elected Joe Biden.
I told you to vote
like your life depended on it

Now we're living in a nightmare. 
Your overlords they don't care
My head must have been fried (fried)
Good-bye Free-dom
Spoiled brats cried (cried, cried, cried, cried)
We didn't even notice
Now the government robs the nation
They call it 'reparations'.....

I had a dream.
We elected Kamala Harris
I am so woke, I see
now I am not free

She said 'I believed his accuser'
but I want to be his VP
I'm a vicious liar
We'll send Joe to a nursing home
Then we'll change
This evil, racist country
I take your guns and your freedom
You don't deserve it

You'll want to scream
but I will stifle your freedom
No freedom of speech
We'll rob you 'cause you're greedy

The cities are still burning
millennials still not learning

HEADLINE: WHAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BIDEN REALLY MEANT TO SAY..............