And Now, A Word From Presidential Candidate Bernie Sanders....

This week, Democrat president candidate Bernie Sanders took his crazy show to The Twin Cities, and appeared before a rabid audience:

WHO WANTS SOME FREE STUFF??? (The audience cheers wildly)....

As you know, 98% of Black Americans DO NOT OWN A PONY!!!! We should not let THIS GRAVE INJUSTICE STAND!!!! We should give EVERY BLACK AMERICAN HIS OR HER OWN PONY!!!!
(The audience cheers wildly)....

As you know, many young Americans cannot pay back their college loans. Even if they can find a part-time job, they don't MAKE ENOUGH TO PAY BACK THEIR SKYROCKETING COLLEGE LOANS!!!! We need to raise the minimum wage to $20 an hour AND MAKE COLLEGE AFFORDABLE.....AND BY THAT, I MEAN 'FREE'!!!.......(The audience cheers wildly)....

As you know, hardly anybody can afford healthcare. Six years after passing THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT (The audience cheers wildly) people are STILL PAYING TOO MUCH FOR HEALTHCARE. WE NEED SOMEONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHO WILL MAKE THE DIFFICULT DECISION TO MAKE ALL HEALTHCARE FREE!!!!....(The audience collectively pee their pants cheering)....

As you know, millions of Americans cannot afford a nice, big house. HOW CAN WE ALLOW THIS GRAVE INJUSTICE TO HAPPEN IN SUPPOSEDLY THE RICHEST COUNTRY ON EARTH? WE NEED TO CORRECT THIS TRAVESTY!!!(The audience cheers wildly, waving 'Vote For Bernie" signs)

VOTE FOR BERNIE, AND YOU WILL EVERYTHING YOU WANT!!! THAT'S MY TIME!!! PEACE OUT!!!!(The audience cheers wildly)....