Thursday, January 26, 2012

Our Reporter Was There On The Tarmac

One of our sources at The RedSquirrel Report was there when our glorious child dictator met Arizona Governor Jan Brewer at the tarmac. The following is their conversation, as heard by our source:

Brewer: Mr. President.

Obama: I would like to have a word with you.

Brewer: Mr. President?

Obama: You disrespected me in that book you wrote....

Brewer: I thought you were here to discuss immigration policy. We are being overrun by gangs and....

Obama(interrupting): I AM PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, AND YOU AREN'T!!! YOU'RE JUST A GOVERNOR. GOT THAT??!!

Brewer: These illegal aliens are....

OBAMA(pointing at Air Force One): SEE THAT? THAT IS AIR FORCE ONE. THAT IS MYYYY RIDE! I LIVE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Brewer: Really, Mr. President, you're being childish....

OBAMA: NO, I'M NOT!

Brewer: Can we please behave like adults?

Obama: I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!

Brewer (poking Obama's chest): Listen, YOU arrogant, insufferable ASS!  Arizona is being overrun by gangs and illegal aliens. Many of these bloodthirsty creeps were armed by YOUR ATTORNEY GENERAL, and what are YOU DOING ABOUT THIS?

(Obama turns his back, and begins walking back towards Air Force One)

Brewer (continues): YOU SUE ME FOR DOING YOUR DAMNED JOB! Just get your worthless carcass back on YOUR STUPID RIDE, and GET OUT OF HERE!

Obama was last seen running into Air Force One, and ordering his pilot to take off.

Governor Jan Brewer was last seen, still yelling on the tarmac.

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