Obama Shuts Down Main Street...Literally

Fresh off his latest battle against the American working class (denying the permit to begin work on the Keystone XL Pipeline), our glorious leader made an appearance at Disney World, where he literally shut down Main Street U.S.A.

He wanted to encourage foreign tourism. In his race to turn America into a banana republic, it wouldn't surprise me if he tried to register these visitors to vote in 2012.

This Mickey Mouse President is writing my material for me. I don't even have to be here.

So, there he was, Making ANOTHER JOBS speech, in front of Cinderella's castle....with NOBODY else in the picture. Disney World looked totally deserted.

When President Dumbo finds out that the employees of Disneyland actually work in the private sector, he will probably order it to be closed down and sent to India....

....or taken over by the Service Employees International Union.