The Occupy Movement infested the Tournament of Roses on Monday, as hundreds of protesters took their diseased show to The 123rd Rose Bowl Parade in Pasadena, California.
Demonstrating against the corporatism of the parade, they built a 70-foot octopus float. Watch out Disneyland, you're probably next. I can just see it now.
Seven S.E.I.U. Dwarfs (singing 'heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to occupy we go') will beat the visitors, and man the ticket booths.
Gone will be the folksy Country Bear Jamboree. It will be replaced by the audio-animatronic drum circle.
Fantasyland will be replaced by Sad Realityland, complete with angry college students with no marketable skills. Replacing the happy voices singing "It's A Small World", you will hear a series of anti-Wall Street and anti-Semitic chants. Nearby, bankers are forced to walk the plank at the 'Pirates of Wall Street' exhibit.
In Diseaseland, you are sure to contact at least one of the many diseases that we had eradicated.
You will be greeted warmly by a guy in a large rodent costume. Just be careful. He's not an employee. If you're a female, scream loudly.
Then there's Obamaland, complete with little houses and foreclosure signs as far as the eye can see. At the corner of Class Envy Street and Income Redistribution Avenue, a nightly civil disturbance brings another day to a close.
Finally, you are treated to the nightly fireworks display, as a bank owner's (Scrooge McDuck) house is firebombed.
You can see all this in Occupyland, the unhappiest place on Earth.
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