There seems to be a controversy with the new state flag in Minnesota. It bears a striking resemblence to the National Flag of Somalia, and many counties outside of the Twin Cities are refusing to DISPLAY IT. While the new flag offends normal outstate Minnesotans, the old flag offended the America-hating, third-world residents and leftists residing in the Twin Cities.
We are taking a poll. Which flag do you prefer and WHY?
Here's the OLD MINNESOTA STATE FLAG. There is an Indian (Native American) riding a horse and a White farmer tending to the fields. This offends the communists, crooks, and cross-dressers who dominated state politics just before The Republicans broke the Democrats' Trifecta last November:
Here is the NEW MINNESOTA STATE FLAG. Some of us refer to the new flag as 'THAT SHITTY new flag that resembles The SOMALI NATIONAL FLAG. We're not sure if that WHITE THING is THE NORTH STAR or if it's A GAPING ASSHOLE, so IT could be a tribute to the taxpayers of Minnesota.
We think it could just be a SYMBOL of what it feels like to BE SCREWED OVER BY THE STATE AND FEDERAL GOVERNMENT (AND SEE YOUR MONEY SENT TO COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT SCHOOL UNIONS OR TO SOMALI CRIMINALS DEFRAUDING THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS). The colors of the new Minnesota state flag are very cold (like we NEEDED to be reminded that SOMETIMES our weather will try to KILL us):
We'll announce the results of our poll at the end of the month.
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