(SONG PARODY ALERT!!!) Frank Sinatra: If Zohran Mamdani Wins, I'm Leaving New York, New York

Start spreading the news, T'm leaving today

I'm getting the Hell out of HERE, New York, New York

The commie leads in the polls, and I'm refusing to stay 

He'll destroy our businesses, in New York, New York

The voters had better wake up or we will be royally screwed

Zohran Mamdani hates police and Jews

You better pull your head out, or your freedom will melt away

The crime's out of control in New York

If you elect Zolran, I'm loading the moving van, 

GOODBYE TO YOU, NEW YORK, NEW YORK!!!!!

GOODBYE NEW YORK!!!!!

I'm leaving the city where violent psychos rule the streets

There will be no more police, no groceries

No private property, Just anti-Semitic CREEPS

I'VE.....LOADED THE MOVING VAN, I'M GOING AWAY

I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE, NEW YORK, BEW YORK

(IF MAMDANI IS ELECTED)

THE U-HAUL IS PULLING AWAY, I CAN'T WAIT ANOTHER DAY

I'M LEAVING YOU, NEW YORK, NEW YORK!