Reporting From The 2024 Biden White House Halloween Party

Hello, this is Bill Birditzman, reporting from The White House Main Ballroom 2024. This will be the last Halloween party hosted by The Bidens. I understand the president has already retired for the night, but First Lady Jill is hosting tonight's festivities.

Oh look, Minnesota Governor and Democrat Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz is back from his pheasant hunt. That's quite an Elmer Fudd costume, and over there, Hunter Biden and his Ukrainian friends are bobbing for bribes.

Biden Administration cross-dressers Sam Brinton and Robert/Rachel Levine have arrived as the lumberjacks from Kamala's 'Man Enough' campaign ad. I didn't even recognize them!

Now, White House Press Spokesperson Karine Jean-Pierre has arrived as another famous gay, Black woman.

Michael Jackson.

OH NO! SOMEONE IS THROWING EGGS AT THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE!!!!! IT'S TRUMP ADVISORS STEVE BANNON AND PETER NAVARRO!!! CALL THE F.B.I.!!!!!!

Vice-President and Democrat presidential candidate Kamala Harris is manning the front door, handing out high-denomination currency to the illegal alien and Venezuelan gangster trick-or-treaters. Out on the front lawn we have some scary Halloween decorations. Oh, it's just Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters.

In the West Wing, Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg is with some kids of The White House staff, and he's dressed up for Drag Queen Scary Story Time.....

Buttigieg: 'Alright, kids, gather around. Let me tell you the SCAAAARY story how The Mean Orange Monster Caused Climate Change!!!!!'

George Soros is here again this year, arriving as The Evil Emporer Palpatine from Star Wars.

Several Democrat members of The House of Representatives have arrived as Hamas terrorists. If they have pagers or cell phones, I hope they're turned off.....

Hopefully, this scary White House Halloween party will end around 1:00 a.m. on Election Night. Let's hope The Great Orange Trump will arise from the pumpkin patch and Make America Great Again, Again.

This is Bill Birditzman, reporting from The White House. Back to you, Carol and Paul.