Yesterday, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump recieved a loud, raucous welcome at The Alabama- Georgia college football game. As his image was shown on the stadium jumbotron, the crowd cheered wildly.
Meanwhile, Kamala Harris's running mate, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz was roundly booed at the Michigan- Minnesota game, although he did take selfies with Wolverine fans behind him.
Walz gesticulated and waved wildly in the parking lot at Michigan Stadium, also refered to as 'The Big House., although no one was there waving back. Walz tailgaited in the parking lot with his nutty wife Gwen, filling his grill with high-cholesterol treats.
After eating 8 or 9 brats, Walz put on a Michigan Wolverine jacket over his Minnesota Gopher jacket. and passed around copies of Mao's Little Red Book.
Walz spent the next three hours taking selfies, and looking around for Harris supporters. With the Wolverines leading 24-3 late in the 3rd quarter, the fans surrounding Walz and wife Gwen began chanting 'TURN THE PAGE!!!!TURN THE PAGE!!!!'
The Gophers did put up 21 points in the fourth quarter, so Walz took off his Michigan blue and yellow jacket, and demanded an escort out of the stadium,
There were Gopher fans a few rows down jeering, cursing, and yelling 'you killed my grandma!' and 'You let the city burn!'.
After the final gun, Walz headed towards his bus when he passed a Purdue Boilermaker fan, who yelled 'HEY TAMPON TIMMY, YER A COMMIE JACKASS!!!'.
All in all, it was a good day for Walz. He was glad that the game wasn't in Minnesota.
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