Dr. Frasier Crane retuns, addressing the epidemic of celebrities threatening to leave the country if Donald Trump wins re-election in 2024:
Hello, I'm Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listening.......
Last month, ancient pop star Cher told the press that she plans to leave The Unite States if Donald Trump wins the presidency in 2024. Now, Madonna, Taylor Swift, and Bruce Springsteen are threatening the country with self-imposed exile if 'Orange Man Bad' wins the Presidential Election in 2024.
How will America survive? I am only jesting.
Apparently, these left-leaning celebrities have never forgave Trump for 3 years of peace and prosperity (His 4th year sucked). He kept our enemies in check, and his 'America-First' agenda appealed to most Americans. I guess these celebritie don't mind inflation being through the roof, America's streets overran with violent criminals, and readily-available opioids.
It's ironic that these well-known, talented singers can be so.......well......TONE-DEAF.
Many celebrities are narcissists, and in the case of Barbra Streisand and Bruce Springsteen, are well into their 70's. They are past their prime, and neither have had a hit song since the 1980's. To me, threatening to leave the country looks like a 'cry for help.' They want to be relevent again.
These celebs aren't around normal people very often. They have yes-men always telling then how great they are, and fans blowing up their fat egos. If these celebs knew how Normal-Americans react to their silly threats, they would probably see how silly it looks.
These famous celebs look childish, like old children in adult bodies, threatening to take their playthings and running away to their mommy.
Madonna WAS a big star in the 1980's and 1990's, wearing her underwear OVER her clothing on stage and photo spreads. Now she's just a nasty old woman looking for attention. Her looks are gone now, and she thinks people care if she leaves the country. Perhaps, she could retire to The Island of Misfit Celebrities where she'll get all the psychiatric help she needs.
Remember when Bruce Springsteen went off on President Reagan after The Gipper mistakenly described Springsteen's big hit 'Born In The U.S.A.' as a rousing, patriotic song? I wonder what would happen if Trump buys the rights to said song, and uses it at his campaign rallies.
It would drive 'The Boss' NUTS! Springsteen MAY NEED ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY!
Taylor Swift is popular, young, and SEEMS to have a good head on her shoulders. So why would she threaten to leave the country if Trump wins in 2024? Perhaps she's just looking for MEANING in her life. She is SHOWING OFF HER WOKENESS, AND VIRTUE SIGNALLING here.
She's also another DOPEY, MISINFORMED celebrity! I don't think she needs a therapist. She should just read some conservative books.
So, what do we do with celebrities who threaten to leave the country if Trump wins? I suggest 'LAUGH THERAPY.' We should just laugh at them, then vote for Trump, and see if these celebs actually DO LEAVE THE COUNTRY. They probably won't.
I am Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listening...........
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