Professsor Walter Turgeson Addresses The Israeli-Hamas Conflict

Today, RSR welcomes our expert on Everything, Dr. Walter Turgeson. The Melon University's Professor of History has been on a lengthy sabbatical, and today he addresses The Israel/ Hamas conflict:

Shalom.

I regard history and truth as sacred, like a farmer holds the soil SACRED. It pains me when I go on Twitter and see these complete IDIOTS protesting for HAMAS (or even The Palestians). These deluded dummkopfs see Jews as 'occupiers.'

(sarcastic) Sure, and Texans are occupying Texas! Let's throw them off the land and move Mexicans in!

Tens of thousands of idiots are 'protesting' for a cease fire. HAMAS BEHEADS AND COOKS JEWISH BABIES, KIDNAPS AND RAPES LITTLE JEWISH GIRLS, AND MURDERS JEWS AT A MUSIC FESTIVAL, and YOU WANT A CEASE-FIRE????? These anti-Semitic protestors completely gloss over the deliberate inhumane actions of these soulless, terrorist HAMAS creeps. AAHHHHHH!A AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

CEASE FIRE???? THESE EVIL, DEMON-CRAZED PRICKS NEED TO BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH, JACK!!! 

These evil pricks murdered Jewish grandmothers, then got on facebook and SHOWED OFF the corpses!!! I'm a college professor, BUT I'M ASHAMED BY WHAT'S BEING TAUGHT ON AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES. This country should be investigating these hateful clown professors that teach their empty-headed students THIS Anti-American, Anti-Semitic, Communist crap.

Colleges and The Media are destroying this country! Board them UP!

This country should deport every one of these brain-dead morons who wave Palestinian flags and block everyday, normal Americans from getting to their jobs. As for these leftist NAZI weirdos who tear down the posters of kidnapped innocents, I'D LIKE TO CRAZY GLUE THEIR LIPS TO THE STREET POSTS!!!

I also hate seeing  the Fraud in The White House trying to tell little Israel HOW THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS WAR. Bibi Netanyahu should tell that decrepit creep biden to 'F-OFF!'

The Israeli Defense Forces go out of their way to avoid hurting children and women. The creeps with dirty beards TARGET innocent Jews and use Palestinian children as human shields.

Now, there's a cease fire, and some of the victims are coming home to what's left of their families. In return, Israel is releasing terrorists and violent criminals. These violent animals throw rocks at Jews and murder people. Is this a fair exchange? AAAAHHHH AAAAHHHHHHH!!!! No.

In the Bible it says that God promised Abraham that 'I will bless those who bless you and curse those who curse you.' May God Bless America, and may God Bless Israel. This is Professor Walter Turgeson. 

I'll see you in class.