And Now, A Public Service Announcement (Girls Like Patriotic, Smart Guys)

GUYS, 

GIRLS LIKE PATRIOTS......AND SMART GUYS WHO KNOW AMERICAN HISTORY......

AND KNOW THEIR RIGHTS.....

HEY, CHECK HIM OUT!!! HE'S GOT THE GADSDEN FLAG PATCH ON HIS BACKPACK!!! 

LET'S ASK HIM TO THE PROM!!!

SWOON!!!