Thursday, August 31, 2023

'Mama' Thelma Harper: Biden, Feinstein, McConnell, And Fetterman Have Splinters In The WIndmill Of Their Minds


Returning to RSR is our all-American Grandma, Thelma 'Mama' Harper. She's here to comment on the mental health and acuity of some members in Congress and The White House, Take it away, Thelma:

Whut the HELL is going on in Congrab? We have a whole bunch of seriously messed-up people in Congress with a bunch of screws loose! I'm starting to think there should be an age limit there.

90-year-old invalid Senator from California Dianne Feinsteen needs to be in a nursing home. I understand that former Senator Barbra Boxer has power of attorney over her.

She knew the original 49ers. Not the original football team roster, SHE ACTUALLY HUNG OUT WITH THE ORIGINAL CALIFORNIA GOLD RUSH PROSPECTERS FROM THE 1840'S ! SHE'S OLD!!!

Then there's old Turtle Face Mitch McConnell. He forgot where he was AGAIN, doing his impression of a brain-dead statue! I think someone done blew his pilot light out!!!

What's the deal with John Fetterman, The brain-damaged Senator from Pennsylvania? The poor man had a stroke, and he dresses up in a hoodie and shorts like it's Freshman Orientation Day at The College. He has trouble speaking. He reminds me of The Monster from the movie 'Young Frankenstein!'

HIS ELEVATOR DOESN'T GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!

Finally, there's the Jack-ass in The White House, falling asleep when those poor people in Lehaine Maui tried to speak to him. THEY LOST THEIR HOMES AND THEIR POOR KIDS WENT MISSING. NOBODY KNOWS IF THESE PEOPLE ARE ALIVE OR DEAD, AND JACK-ASS JOE MAKES IT ALL ABOUT HIM!SELF!!. Human suffering bores the corrupt bastard. The way to wake him up is to offer him a bribe!

Sleepy Joe has trouble speaking, but he has absolutely no trouble lying. He needs to go!

He's not all-there. He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal, THAT WHOLE FAMILY IS NUTS, AND HALF OF THEM BELONG IN PRISON!

Well, I've said enough. I'm expecting The D.O.J. TO COME BUST IN MY DOOR ANY MINUTE NOW.


God Bless America. Thelma


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