Here To Explain The New Budget Debt Ceiling Agreement

It appears that House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) and The Resident have come to an agreement, and it appears that the federal government has  avoided 'a default.'

Your bushy-tailed correspondent is checking his Twitter timeline to find how people feel about the agreement . Congressman Byron Donalds (R-FL) is against this deal. Other members of The Freedom Caucus are against it, too.

We asked our insider in the government about what's in this budget agreement , and this is what he had to say:

Tell ya what. We will still raise the debt ceiling, tax the country into oblivion, send half of your paycheck to Zelenskyy, the other half goes to the illegal aliens, 

and we'll fully fund 87,000 new, armed I.R.S. agents, then we kick you in the nuts, and call it a day.