Eric Cartman Blasts Gov. Tim Walz's State Of The State

On April 19, Minnesota's Democrat Governor Tim Walz delivered his highly partisan 2023 State of The State Address. Here with his rebuttal is our junior correspondent, Eric Cartman:

Governor Meisterberger 'TIMMEH' Walz delivered The 2023 State of The State Address at The Minnesota State Legislature, and said that the state of the state is strong. I think it's like totally WEAK!

The Dems run everything in Minnesota, and they're passing their extremist agenda like a NAZI PANZER division. Of course, Governor Jerk-off is basking in the evil glow. The Democrats passed the most extreme Abortion legislation in the world. As you may know, there is no death penalty in Minnesota for violent criminals, but there is a death penalty for innocent babies. NOT COOL.

The Guv bloviated about how Minnesota Republicans want to ban books, while the douchy Dems ban hunger. FACT: Republicans want to remove age-inappropriate porn from elementary schools. Do YOU support porn in elementary schools, Governor Douchebag?

As for feeding kids, are you sure that you want to mention 'feeding kids' so soon after The Democrats 'Feeding Our Future' scandal? FACT: You and your Somali supporters took a quarter of a BILLION dollars from the hard-working taxpayers and made yourselves rich off of fraud and money-laundering. 

Are you ALSO saying that Republicans want to STARVE KIDS, YOU GASLIGHTING douchebag!!!!!

You and The Democrat perverts from Hell also support this trans activist B.S.. Your new law makes  child mutilation surgery and chemical castrations easy to get, instead of giving these confused, SCREWED-UP WEIRDOS much-needed mental and spiritual counseling. Damn, you Democrats are off the rails EVIL!

By the way, about yout psycho Leiutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan. Nice t-shirt, bitch!!!.........

ANOTHER THING. With every terrible law passed, you and The dounchey Democrats take a self-congratulatory selfie. WHAT'S NEXT? Tanks rolling down Snelling Avenue with gigantic posters of Minnesota's Communists rulers? 

That's my rebuttal. Remind me next time to discuss that Oriental chick in the Minnesota State House trying to make a big deal of J.K. Rowling and people who say stuff the commie rulers in St. Paul disapprove of. YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY BALLS!!!! I'LL SAY WHATEVA I WANT!!!!!

Minnesota's state bird is the Loon, and the state insect is the Tick (Yeah, I know it's really The Mosquito). The state is ran by LOONaTicks!!! 

That's my time. Later, Bitches!!!!