It's that time of the year, when college basketball has it's big 64-team basketball tournament. It's called 'March Madness.' Fans argue about which top seeds will be upset in round one and who'll make it to the sweet 16 and Final 4.. Almost nobody gets any work done, with everyone feverishly working instead on their 'brackets.'
Your bushy-tailed correspondent has put together his own Top 64......of political leftists. Which leftist political lunatics did you include in your 'brackets'?:
Eastern Bracket:
Top Seed (1) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) vs. (16) Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-NY)
(2) N.Y. Governor Kathrine Hochul vs. (15) Whackjob Keith Olbermann
(3) Sen. Bernie Sanders (D-VT) vs. (14) MSNBC talking head Joy Reid
(4) Head of the Biden Crime Family Joe Biden vs. (13) The View's Joy Behar
(5) Fake Indian Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) vs. (12) Biden A.G. Merrick Garland
(6) Disgraced Former NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo vs. (11) Penn. Senator John Fetterman
(7) Georgia's Two-Time Loser Stacey Abrams vs. (10) CNN Commentator Don Lemon
(8) Disgraced Former NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio (9) Biden Trans-Official Rachel (Robert) Levine
Left Coast Bracket:
Top Seed (1) California Governor Gavin Newsum vs. (16) Former Actress Alyssa Milano
(2) San Fran Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) vs. (15) Communist Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass
(3) VP and Former California Senator Kamala Harris vs. (14) Washington Governor Jay Inslee
(4) BLM Co-founder Patrisse Cullors vs. (13) Fake Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs
(5) Bug-Eyed Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) vs. (12) Representative Eric Swalwell (D-CA)
(6) Mad Maxine Watters (D-CA) vs. (11) Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler
(7) Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) vs. (10) Former Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkin
(8) Los Angeles District Attorney George Gascon vs. (9) Actor Alec Baldwin
Flyover Bracket
Top Seed (1) Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) vs. (16) MN Sen. Amy Kloubachar
(2) Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer vs. (15) Rashida Tialib (D-MI)
(3) Extremist MN Governor Tim Walz vs. (14) Illinois Fat King Governor J.B. Pritzker
(4) Texas Gadfly Candidate Beto O'Roarke vs. (13) Representative Cori Bush (D-MO)
(5) Gay Sec. of Transportation Pete Buttegieg vs. (12) Disgraced Former Representative Liz Cheney
(6) Illinois Senator Dick Durban vs. (11) MN Lieutenent Gov. Peggy Flanagan
(7) Representative Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-TX) vs. (10) Crying Congressman Adam Kinzinger (R-OH)
(8) Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot vs. (9) Disgraced Former MN Sen. Al Franken
Leftist Carpetbagger At-Large Bracket:
Top Seed (1) Barack Obama vs. (16) Michelle Obama
(2) Democrat Sugar Daddy George Soros (15) Late Night Talk Show Host Jimmy Kimmel
(3) 2016 Runner-up Hillary Clinton vs. (14) 2000 Runner-up Al Gore
(4) Race Hustler Al Sharpton vs. (13) Race hustler Ibrim X. Kendi
(5) Biden Advisor Susan Rice vs. (12)Biden ADM. Bald Trans-Activist Sam Brinton
(6) Global Warming jet-setter John Kerry vs. (11) The View's Whoopie Goldberg
(7) N.Y. Sen. Charles Schumer vs. (10) Douchy Former NFL QB Colin Kaepernick
(8) facebook C.E.O. Mark Zuckerberg vs. (9) Douchey Late Night Talk Show Host Steven Colbert
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