Monday, March 6, 2023

Olbermann: I Want A National Divorce!


Recently, unsane commentator Keith Olbermann suggested that the blue states should divorce the red states. He said that since the blue states 'have all the money', they could just 'starve out' the red states

On the complete opposite side of the political spectrum is Republican firebrand, Margorie Taylor-Green, (R-GA), who ALSO seemed to favor a national divorce.

People talk about Red states and Blue states. Most states are red, while many states are dotted with high-cime, liberal cities, ran by leftists.

So, since we're talking about a national divorce, we will have to divide up the property.What will THAT look like?:

The red srares can keep the oil workers, mechanics, and plumbers, while the blue states can keep all the violent criminals, carjackers, smash-and-grab looters, big pharma executives, and communist college professors.

The red states will keep most of the farmers, and the blue states can keep the worthless eaters, dependent on the government.

The red states can keep the high schievement good schools, and the blue states can keep the dangerous, gang-infested government schools. In red states, there would be prayer. In blue states, CRT would be taught.

The blue states can retain control of silicon valley and big tech. The red states can start their own high tech start-ups without blue state interference.

The red states will be bastions of freedom, while the blue states wil continue to be high-crime crapholes, ran by unhinged authoritarians.

The red states will continue to welcome innocent babies into the world, while the blue states will continue to murder the preborn.

The blue states can have Washington D.C.

Eastern Oregon may become West Idaho , Northern Minnesota can split from The Twin Cities, and upstate New York can split away from Long Island.

The blue states can have AntiFa and BLM. The red states can keep well-funded and well-trained police.

Every sports stadium and arena will become special zones, belonging to both red and blue states.

Hey blue states, have your lawyers call our lawyers : )


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