RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 36 (With Ted Koppel)

Hello, this is Ted Koppel, and this is RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis day 36.

36 days ago, Joe Deal ( a blogger known to his readers as 'RedSquirrel') was suspended for violating Twitter's 'code of conduct.' It appears they saw one of his tweets as 'hateful.' 

To this grizzled journalist, it is not any worse than thousands and thousands of vitriolic, disgusting, hate-filled tweets tweeted by leftist tweepists EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY. Much of Twitter is a cesspool of insults.

In fact, the offending tweet seemed to be more 'snarky' than hateful.

Last week, conservative businessman and Republican political contributor David Koch passed away. 

Within minutes of his death,  unhinged, psychotic leftist bullies took to Twitter, and engaged in a massive avalanche of real hate.Usually most of the hate on Twitter is reserved for conservatives because they have been effective in combating the left. 

I'm sure that none of these anti-David Koch leftists were suspended by the Hate Police at Twitter.

36 days ago, Mr. Deal suggested that a 'well-placed torpedo would wipe the smiles of the faces of Muslim migrants sailing to Europe.' In my mind, this is comedy. not hate.

A person with his or her head screwed on straight knows this. If the creators of Bugs Bunny or Wile Coyote tried to describe their cartoons, would they wind up in 'Twitter jail' too?

These Muslim migrants are the real haters. Many of them are raping Sweden out of existence and establishing no-go zones inside the capitols of Europe. They throw homosexuals out of windows and abuse women and call it 'morality.' What in God's name is wrong with Jack Dorsey and the people running Twitter?

We don't know if Twitter will ever lift Joe Deal's suspension. This is Ted Koppel. Goodnight, America.

The Democrat Presidential Horse Race (So Far)

Welcome to the 2020 Democrat Presidential Horse Race. We have a REALLY crowded field of about 30. 

Annnnnnnd they're off!

Creepy Joe in lane 1 takes the early lead....Crazy Bernie is almost nose-to nose in lane two.

Here comes Willy's Mistress on the inside with Fake Indian making an early move.

Following them are Gay Peter, Cross-Eyed Spartacus, Commie Mayor, Guilty Blonde, Pandering Amy, False Mexican, and the rest of the field jockeying for position.... 

Uh-oh, Creepy Joe just tripped on his tongue, and Willy's Mistress is kicking mud in his face! She's taking the lead, but Creepy Joe is breathing down her neck. 

It's an absolutely perfect day! The weather is delightful! The current temperature is 65 degrees and partly sunny! Yesterday was a hellish, hot 67 degrees.

It's a good thing the candidates want to tax us into slavish poverty. We all need to combat 'climate change!' 

The front-runners are racing towards the FIRST TURN!!!........

Dale Gribble: I Know Who Killed Jeffrey Epstein

Two weeks ago, multi-millionaire financier and accused pedophile Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his prison cell. Almost immediately, leftists and right-wing conspiracy theorists opined about who or what killed him.The most popular of these theories is that Hillary Clinton suicided him.

We've discovered that the guards who were supposed to check on him every 30 minutes were severely overworked and were called away from his cell. Was Jeffrey Epstein killed or did he choke himself to death?

One of these theorists emailed The RedSquirrel Report with startling revelations about Epstien's death:

I am Dale from Arlen, Texas. I am the one who blew the lid off of truth of real alien and reptilian colonization of Planet Earth. It's the Bush family.

I am the one who revealed to the American People that smoking is really healthy. I have in my basement office the  official reports given to me from the cigarette companies themselves.

Now, on to the conspiracy regarding Jeffrey Epstein's 'suicide.' We know that former president Bill Clinton and Epstein were close buddies, and the two would fly to Epstein's island aboard the 'Lolita Express.' 

They would join other rich, well-known politicians and super-rich DC and NY movers and shakers in copious sex with under-aged girls.This proves the killer couldn't be Pope Francis. Catholics prefer molesting young boys.

Since Epstein's arrest and incarceration, Billary and the gang are terrified that he may spill the beans on the the entire gang of communist perverts. Believing that Billary killed Epstein is understandable.

Epstein killed himself because he didn't want to deal with a trial and he couldn't stand the shame anymore. You're welcome. 

Dale from Arlen

RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 28 (With Ted Koppel)

Good afternoon, This is Ted Koppel, and this is the 28th day of RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis.

RedSquirrel (also known on Twitter as @joseph_deal or Deplorable Joe Deal) begins his fourth week in 'Twitter jail'  He has been suspended for tweeting 'something hateful.'

There is a lot of insults, attacks, vitriol and snark on Twitter, but Mr. Deal crossed some sort of line and violated one of Twitter's rules of conduct, whatever that means.

Mr. Deal saw a video on Twitter, and replied to it, and out of millions of tweets tweeted every day, he was singled out and it appears he has been banned.

We snuck a camera into his cell, and he had this to say:


Hi tweeps,

I just did about 15 minutes on the hamster wheel Twitter's Ayatollah Jack Dorsey installed in my cell.

Four weeks ago I saw a video on Twitter. The video was of a group of Muslim migrants dancing on a small boat. From what I understood about the video, they were headed towards Europe. I replied to it, tweeting the following:

'Maybe a well-placed torpedo would wipe the smiles off their faces.'

Muslim migrants are raping Europe almost out of existence. Sweden will probably not exist in 20 years, and there are 'no-go zones' in Paris and London. Many Muslims want a worldwide caliphate, where shariah law will be strictly enforced.

Muslims throw homosexuals out of windows, and abuse women because that's what they believe their demonic 'god' Allah wants.

I don't know if the Ayatollah Jack Dorsey cares or if he's afraid that CAIR will come after him if he doesn't silence us. My tweet harmed nobody.

I really like Twitter, especially sharing my blog posts on to the site. About 70% of The RedSquirrel Report's page views come from Twitter, but lately I've been sharing my posts to facebook.

I don't know if they will ever lift my suspension.They rejected my appeal.

Over and out,

RedSquirrel

RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 22.(With Ted Koppel)

Hello, This is Ted Koppel, and this is RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 22......

Joe Deal, aka RedSquirrel begins his third week locked up in Twitter Jail for 'hateful conduct.' He saw a video posted on Twitter of a group of Muslim migrants dancing in a very small boat.

They were on their way to Europe. Mr. Deal deduced that the group of males were headed to Europe to do what Muslim males do while in Europe:

Murder, rape, set cities on fire, establish no-go zones, wage jihad, or as Muslims call it 'cultural enrichment.'

And so, the blogger replied to the video by tweeting the following:

'Maybe a well-placed torpedo would wipe the smiles off their faces.'

A few minutes later, Mr. Deal was informed that he was suspended from Twitter for engaging in 'hateful conduct.'

In the view of this grizzled journalist, it seems as if Mr. Deal's tweet was singled out in a highly unreasonable manner. Twitter is a non-stop sea of attacks and counter-attacks,insults, snark and vitriol. 

Right after one Muslim terrorist attack, the darling of jihadis and leftists Ilhan Omar (currently a member of the U.S. Congress) tweeted:

'Allah Akbar.'

Why was RedSquirrel suspended but Omar wasn't? It seems like Twitter is protecting some but punishing their opponents.

Lara Loomer was thrown off of Twitter after exposing Islamic extremists, videotaping them and sharing the videos on Twitter.

Mr. Deal's blog and his tweets are sarcastic in nature, but it appears that Twitter believes they have the incredible ability to read his heart and mind.

Maybe Twitter should just warn their members when they are in danger of crossing the line instead of  suddenly suspending them. Just a thought.

This is Ted Koppel. Good night.

RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 16 (With Ted Koppel)

Good Afternoon, This is Ted Koppel, and this is RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 15.....

Joe Deal, also known in the Twitterspere as 'RedSquirrel', remains in 'Twitter Jail' for engaging in 'hateful conduct.' Meanwhile:

Democrat presidential candidate Robert Francis, otherwise known as 'Beto O'Rourke, compared President Trump to the Nazis.....

Democrat Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren continues to use two recent mass shootings in Dayton, Ohio and El Paso, Texas to raise campaign funds.

Leftists continue to engage in real hate speech om Twitter, but their hateful, ridiculous attacks on conservatives continue to 'trend.'

Democrats continue to attack President Trump, calling him a 'White-supremacist.'

A Texas congressman and brother of Democrat presidential candidate doxxes President Trump's donors.....

And this just in:

Twitter rejects RedSquirrel's appeal, and he will remain in 'Twitter jail.' 

This is Ted Koppel, and we'll be back tomorrow. This is RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 16. Good night.

RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis: Day 14 (With Ted Koppel)

Good afternoon, This is Ted Koppel, and this is RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 14.....

Two weeks ago, smart-alecky blogger and Twitter maven Joe Deal, also known as RedSquirrel replied to a video on Twitter. The video in question was that of 20-30 Muslim men in a very small boat.

The men were in a celebratory mood, smiling and dancing. They were sailing to Europe.

RedSquirrel deduced that they were sailing to Europe to do what Muslim men sailing to Europe do: 

Practice jihad, murder, rape, and cause mayhem. Many Muslims call this 'cultural enrichment.'

Deal replied to the video, tweeting the following:

'Maybe a well-placed torpedo would wipe the smiles off their faces.'

A few minutes later, Mr. Deal was informed that was suspended from Twitter. His tweet violated the conduct rules of the social media platform. He had engaged in hateful conduct, and would be sentenced to 'Twitter jail'.

RedSquirrel has tried to get his suspension lifted, but he remains in 'Twitter jail.' We tried to contact the Supreme Leader of Twitter, The Ayatollah Jack Dorsey, but he wasn't available for comment.

 The bushy-tailed blogger remains hopeful that his Twitter account will soon be freed, but the account is a hostage to political correctness.

This is Ted Koppel, and this is Day 14 of RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis. Good Night.