When I Grow Up, I Want To Be An Anti-Circumcision Activist

If Lloyd Schofield has his way, the residents of San Francisco, that wacky city by the bay that also banned happy meals, will vote to make circumcision illegal. The self-described "intactivist" , Lloyd Schofield is behind (whoops, I said 'behind') the referendum (whoops, I said 'end'), that would make circumcision a criminal misdemeanor, punishable with a $1,000 fine and a year in jail. A year from now, you may hear this on Court T.V.
"Rabbi Goldstein, you are guilty of genital mutilation. I sentence you to a year in jail. Bailiff, take him away."
I wonder how long it took for Lloyd to get the 7.700 signatures for his petition. Probably two or three hours.

....And The Best Thing Is, He's Single!

This week, your bushy-tailed reporter has a special treat for you. His name is Stanley Thornton Jr. He's the star of 'Taboo', a program on The National Geographic Channel. He wears diapers, and lives as an 'adult baby'. Baby Stanley and his 'mommy', roommate Sandra Dias, receive Supplemental Security Income (SSI). Meanwhile, Republican meanie, Oklahoma's Tom Coburn, is threatening to take away his monymony boo boo. The 350-lb. adult baby has even threatened to commit suicide if the crazy checks stop coming.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the new mascot of The Democrat Party U.S.A.

There's only two days left....

According to the billboards, the rapture is coming this Saturday. I've given away all my worldly possessions. Goodbye, cruel world.

Congrats To President Obama

Last week, New York Columnist David Brooks wrote a column 'The missing Fifth'. In this column, he points out that about twenty percent of men between the ages 25-54 have no job, and aren't really contributing to society. Looks like that Cloward-Piven strategy is working like a charm.

This Explains Everything

The rapture is this Saturday, according to Christian Radio host Harold Camping. Maybe that's why the Dems are spending the taxpayers' money like there's no tomorrow.

Get Off Of Me, You Fat Socialist Frog!

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, former head of the International Monetary Fund, sits in a New York prison after a judge deemed him a flight risk. Earlier this week, he was pulled off a plane, after law enforcement officials began an investigation where he is accused of sexually assaulting a chambermaid inside The Sofitel Hotel in Times Square. According to reports, he was spotted running naked through the hallway, before dragging the maid into a room. Later, as the allegations were read in court, he turned to the District Attorney, and yelled "Moi?"
Before joining the IMF, Strauss-Kahn starred as Lucky Louis, the disgusting giant frog from the Dynaman series, a frequent feature on cult 1980's program 'Night Flight' on the USA Network.

May 21, 2011 Is Upon Us

According to Christian Radio host Harold Camping, the rapture is coming this Saturday. So come on everybody, max out those credit cards!