Tuesday, March 17, 2026

SONG PARODY: ELLA LANGLEY SINGS ''CHOOSIN' TEXAS, FLORIDA, AND TENNESSEE (VOTING WITH OUR FEET)''


The hottest song in America RIGHT NOW is country songtress Ella Langley's smash hit ''Choosin' Texas''. It's the current Number One Pop song on Billboard's Hot 100.

It's the song about a girl from Tennessee losing the man she loves to a woman from Texas, yet the title ''Choosin'  Texas'' sounds like it could be about Americans voting with their feet. I can see a music video of Americans renting a U-HAUL and LEAVING Gavin Newsom's California or some other poorly run, corrupt blue state and heading to a Red State with no state tax and lots of sunshine.

Here to sing a new version of this song is Ella Langley and her Red State Chorus:



(Verse 1) 

Just when we thought The Democrats had the majority

Americans renting U-HAUL vans to Florida and Tennessee 

They've had enough of the taxes and the crime

Mamdani the Commie sucks and we think that it's time


(Chorus) 

They're on their way to Texas we can tell by the way

They're voting with their feet

This crappy state government in California

Illegal aliens and crime in the street

It doesn't take FOXNEWS to see

why everyone wants to leave

The Democrats brought it all on themselves

We're Choosin' Texas, This blue state can go to Hell


(Verse 2) 

Now, Gavin Newsom has really wrecked The Golden State

We're screwed and over-taxed, and we cannot wait

We'll be in Amarillo by morning

The Democrats should take it as a warning


(Chorus)

We're moving to Texas we're on our way

and the democrats are doomed

We're voting with our feet

 there's a population and an economic boom

It doesn't take FOXNEWS to see

why people will vote with their feet

The blue states brought it on themselves

We're leaving the crime and looted store shelves


(Bridge)

I can see a really long line of  U-HAUL VANS drivin' by

as the blue states  keeps taxing you even after you die

We're moving down South for the sun and the jobs

Mamdani just gave your paycheck to the illegal alien mob


(Chorus)

They're moving to Florida, because

 their governor is great!

We're moving to one of those nice, warm

LOW-TAX, CONSERVATIVE STATES

I don't need TO WATCH FOXNEWS to see

People moving down to Tennessee

The GOP will be gaining 10 or 12 (congressional seats)

The blue states brought it upon themselvces

Goodbye to the crime and looted store shelves

The blue states brought it upon themselves


C'MON EVERYBODT!!!!


Everybody's moving to Texas, Florida and Tennessee





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