The hottest song in America RIGHT NOW is country songtress Ella Langley's smash hit ''Choosin' Texas''. It's the current Number One Pop song on Billboard's Hot 100.
It's the song about a girl from Tennessee losing the man she loves to a woman from Texas, yet the title ''Choosin' Texas'' sounds like it could be about Americans voting with their feet. I can see a music video of Americans renting a U-HAUL and LEAVING Gavin Newsom's California or some other poorly run, corrupt blue state and heading to a Red State with no state tax and lots of sunshine.
Here to sing a new version of this song is Ella Langley and her Red State Chorus:
(Verse 1)
Just when we thought The Democrats had the majority
Americans renting U-HAUL vans to Florida and Tennessee
They've had enough of the taxes and the crime
Mamdani the Commie sucks and we think that it's time
(Chorus)
They're on their way to Texas we can tell by the way
They're voting with their feet
This crappy state government in California
Illegal aliens and crime in the street
It doesn't take FOXNEWS to see
why everyone wants to leave
The Democrats brought it all on themselves
We're Choosin' Texas, This blue state can go to Hell
(Verse 2)
Now, Gavin Newsom has really wrecked The Golden State
We're screwed and over-taxed, and we cannot wait
We'll be in Amarillo by morning
The Democrats should take it as a warning
(Chorus)
We're moving to Texas we're on our way
and the democrats are doomed
We're voting with our feet
there's a population and an economic boom
It doesn't take FOXNEWS to see
why people will vote with their feet
The blue states brought it on themselves
We're leaving the crime and looted store shelves
(Bridge)
I can see a really long line of U-HAUL VANS drivin' by
as the blue states keeps taxing you even after you die
We're moving down South for the sun and the jobs
Mamdani just gave your paycheck to the illegal alien mob
(Chorus)
They're moving to Florida, because
their governor is great!
We're moving to one of those nice, warm
LOW-TAX, CONSERVATIVE STATES
I don't need TO WATCH FOXNEWS to see
People moving down to Tennessee
The GOP will be gaining 10 or 12 (congressional seats)
The blue states brought it upon themselvces
Goodbye to the crime and looted store shelves
The blue states brought it upon themselves
C'MON EVERYBODT!!!!
Everybody's moving to Texas, Florida and Tennessee


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