Top 10 Things Overheard At Super Bowl LIX

On Sunday, The Philadelphia Eagles defeated The Kansas City Chiefs 40-22 in Super Bowl LIX. Eagle QB Jalen Hurts threw a 46-yard bomb to DeVonta Smith in the 3rd quarter, making the score 34-0. The route was on.

Before the game even started, President Donald Trump appeared on the Jumbotron, and the crowd cheered wildly. When pop princess and Chief Tight-End Travis Kelce's girfriend Taylor Swift appeared on the Jumbotron, she was met with loud 'boo's'. She played it cool, smiling and giving the crowd a good-natured 'side-eye.'

A Rapper named Kendrick Lamar performed at halftime. He is known best for his 'diss track' hit 'Not Like Us'.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here are The Top 10 things Overheard At Super Bowl LIX (59)

10. What? I thought Chief's Owner Lamar Hunt was performing at halftime!

  9. Why is Travis Kelce crying? Did Tay-Tay break up with him?

  8. Everyone's cheering Trump!!!!???? Is this The Superbowl.....or a UFC fight?

  7. Call an anbulence! That rapper sounds like he's having a stroke!

  6. Hey Mahomes, yer supposed to throw the ball to the guys in RED!!!!

  5. It looks like The Eagles are 'the over' and The Chiefs are 'the under'.

  4. Has Don Henley scored a touchdown yet?

  3. Wow, the two most-hated teams in The NFL are playing in the Super Bowl. There's the Eagles' cheering section, The Chief's cheering section, and there's the cheering section for everybody else who hopes both teams LOSE!

  2. Is the pre-game program over YET?

  1. I hear Taylor Swift is leaving Travis Kelce for Eagle WR DeVonta Smith.....