Welcome To The 2024 Macy's And Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving Day Parade Blowout

Welcome AMERICA! It's the 2024 Macy's and Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving Day Parade! 

This is going to be a very special celebration, because at THIS parade we are VERY THANKFUL for the re-election of our favorite president AND GRAND MARSHALL, President-elect Donald Trump! 

AND THERE HE IS....LEADING THE PARADE IN HIS GARBAGE TRUCK, waving to the crowd!

.....and looky here! We have Trump's Border Czar Tom Homan, with Armed National Guardsmen  from all over the country MARCHING hundreds of illegal aliens to LaGuardia Airport where they'll be deported. Buh Bye, third world CRIMINALS!!!!!

.....AND here comes the FIRST FLOAT. Dozens of Biden regime officials and members of The Biden Crime Family, all dressed in PRISON ORANGE! We understand that the crepe paper used in this float was made out of shredded documents! There is Merrick Garland, and there's Hunter Biden,  and James Comey and Peter Strzok and Alejandro Mayorkas........

Here comes the FLOAT OF CROOKED DISTRICT ATTORNEYS...There's the Alvin Bragg balloon, a Fat Fani Willis balloon, and there's Leticia James sitting on a throne. People are throwing tomatoes at them.

Next up is our first musical performer, Kid Rock! 

....and there's a Mr. Potatohead balloon. No, that's just CNN's Brian Stelter.....

Here comes The Department of Government Efficiency float with Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy. All the closed down and shrumk, unneeded departments in one, tiny float. There's a tiny box tied behind The DOGE float, representing the abolition or shrinking of The Department of Education and 20 other departments! The taxpayers are cheering.....

Here comes future Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth and Vice President J.D. Vance driving a tank.

Oh no! It looks like there's a gang of violent thugs and pro-Palestinian 'protestors' causing trouble in the crowd, but here comes The UFC float! They've jumped off the float and are pounding on and chaoking out the troublemakers! 

Here comes The Lee Greenwood float, and he's performing his hit 'God Bless The U.S.A.!' Just behind him is THE MOTOR CITY MADMAN TED NUGENT PERFORMING 'WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG!'

Here comes The MSNBC float, with ultra-looney pundit Joy Reid and her unhinged friends having a meltdown.....and they're all IN STRAIGHT JACKETS!

Here comes a float with a large likeness of Ronald Reagan, and there's former Democrats Robert F. Kennedy and Tulsi Gabbard. In larger crepe lettering it reads 'We Didn't Leave The Democrats, The Democrats Left Us!'

....And bringing up the rear are out of work leftist bureaucrats, government employees, and MSNBC  employees, lead by pundit Rachel Maddow. I understand that Comcast wll soon be selling the cable 'news' channel,

but I am sure that they will eventually land on their feet!

From The 2024 Macy 's Thanksgiving Day Parade, this is Clay and Buck. SO LONG!