Top Ten Reasons Why Biden Won't Be Facing Criminal Prosecution For Illegally Handling Classified Documents

Special Counsel Robert Hur has released his report on Resident Joe Biden's handling of classified documents, and he will not be charged for any crimes.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here is our new Top Ten Reasons Why Resident Biden WILL NOT face prosecution for his mishandling of classified documents:

10. D.C. has a two-tiered court system. Democrats are almost never tried for anything, even when they're guilty as sin, and Republicans are tried for everything and anything, even made-up charges.

 9. We cannot leave the government in the hands of Kamala Harris.

 8. Nobody will arrest and try a Democrat in a D.C. court. 

 7. 98% of the possible Washington D.C. jury pool votes Democrat.

 6. D.C. jail cells are only for pro-Trump 'election deniers.'

 5. Biden's ChiCom masters won't ever allow him to be arrested.

 4. 'The Big Guy' is too valuable to the global elites and  D.C.'s money-launderers.

 3. Arresting Joe Biden would make Rachel Maddow cry.

 2. It's not a crime if a Democrat does it.

and the #1 reason why Biden Won't Face Criminal Prosecution For Illegally Handling Classified Documents.....

 1. Because Joe Biden is too senile and mentally incompetent to stand trial.