Today's Biden Scam Du Jour: 'Forgiving' College Loans

It has felt like three lifetimes in Hell, but the current occupant of The White House has been in office for only 19 months. Joe Biden has done such an incredible amount of damage to America that just surviving the remaining 29 months of Biden's term has become the new American Dream.

You can make a Joe Biden Calender, and each day could feature a scam perpetuated by Sleepy Joe and his regime of leftist freaks. As many conservatives and moderates have said, if one wanted to destroy America, what would you do that Biden hasn't already done?

He started the insanity with an avalanche of executive orders he signed on Day One. He cancelled The Keystone XL Pipeline, eliminating at least 11,000 jobs. The previous administration featured four years of peace and prosperity, and Biden is determined to undo all of it.

His presidency has been a never-ceasing Scam Du Jour. Much of this silliness involves his weird war on 'Climate Change'/ While real Americans in the real world go outside, look up in the sky, and thank God for yet ANOTHER beautiful day, the communists running our federal government and the news media play Chicken Little and peddle their Fear Porn.

Just like the Soup Du Jour at your favorite French restaurant, Biden's SCAM Du Jour has it's ingredients simmered together. A Biden scam rewards his spoiled, entitled brat supporters while it punishes hard-working taxpayers.  

He rewards illegal alien border jumpers and punishes taxpayers in Red States at the very same time. He adds in heaping portions of non-stop lying, and if he and his corrupt family can make a million dollars from one of his government scams, all the better.

This brings us to today's Biden Scam Du Jour. He wants to 'forgive' college loans. If your worthless Major leaves you deep in debt and with no real job skill, a plumber or garbage collector should be expected to pay off your college loan. Why? 

Because bratty college students vote for Biden and plumbers and garbage collectors usually don't. Put another way, bratty college students matter and people who work for a living don't matter to Joe Biden. Dumb, over-educated fools who have been taught to hate America love the Biden Regime and people who work can't stand him. Biden rewards his supporters and punishes those who don't support him.

At Joe Biden's restaurant, you pay for someone else's tiny bowl of soup, then he presents you with the bill of roughly $1,000,000,000,000.00. Yes, A TRILLION DOLLARS.....

Actually, a bowl of soup has more value than many college Majors. Wow, what a scam!

Mike Pence: Don't You Dare Speak Ill Of Biden's F.B.I. Gestapo!

Recently, former Vice President Mike Pence chastised the critics of The F.B.I. following their raid on Donald Trump's residence at Mar-A-Lago. Here he is to explain:

Thank you, RedSquirrel,

We Republicans are the Party of Law and Order, so calling The F.B.I. 'Biden's Gestapo' and calling for the F.B.I. to be defunded is completely uncalled for! These dedicated agents risk their lives as they enforce the laws fairly and evenly!

If you criticize The Federal Bureau of Investigation, you are no better than the criminals who hid the fugitive Ann Frank in their attic! They hid the girl fugitive from those fine, dedicated German police officers!  Just as it was in NAZI Germany, the law MUST BE RESPECTED AND OBEYED! 

I am sure that the East German STASI had to deal with East German criminals who flouted and disresprected the laws in East Germany. There were many in the East who tried to break the law by escaping to the West. How DARE they, and how dare you criticize The Federal Bureau of Investigation!

Our federal law enforcement officers saved the country when violemt insurrectionists tried to destroy democracy on January 6, 2021. Almost 30 years ago, they saved us from The Branch Dividians, and now they save America from Donald Trumps fanatical followers! Under the capable leadership of Merrick Garland, they are keeping Domestic terrorist parents from speaking in a loud, angry way at school board meetings!

Let's remember, our agents have arrested dangerous criminals like Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Peter Navarro, and Steve Bannon!

So, when The F.B.I. are smashing in YOUR door at 4:30 in the morning, remember that the Biden Justice Department is hard at work for YOU. Remember to thank them for their service as they handcuff you and your family! Thank you, and God Bless The F.B.I.!

Here Are Ten More Apt Names For The 'Inflation Reduction' Act

10. The Deficit Inflation Act

  9. The 'Spending America Into Oblivion' Act

  8. The Bribes For Rich Leftists Act

  7. Cash For Electric Clunkers

  6. The 'Bend Over American Taxpayer' Act

  5. The Inflating Inflation Act

  4. The Paycheck Reduction Act

  3. The 'Screw America First' Act

  2. MABA ( 'Make America Broke Act')

  1. AAAA ('Audits Across America Act')

Top Ten More Apt Names For The Inflation Reduction Act

As you probably know, The Domocrats in The Senate has passed the $800,000,000,000 'Inflation Reduction Act', All 50 Democrats voted for it, and all 50 Republicans voted against it, with Vice President Kamala Harris casting the deciding vote.

The Democrats want us to believe that this law will reduce inflation, but we here at the home office have perused the news, looking at what's IN this legislation. We've discovered that the federal government will hire an army of 87.000 NEW, ARMED  I.R.S. agents. 

Here are The Top Ten More Apt Names Of 'The Inflation Reduction Act:

10. The Paycheck Confiscation Act

  9. The 'We Will Steal Everything That Isn't Nailed Down' Act

  8/ The 'We Declare War On The Taxpayer' Act

  7. 6iden 6uilds 6ureaucracies

  6. The 'Electric Cars For Rich Liberals' Act

  5. The 'Tax The Weather' Act

  4. The 'You Will Own Nothing, And Be Happy' Act

  3. The 'Defund The Middle Class And Gut The Small Business Owner' Act

  2. The 'We're Building An I.R.S. Army, And They're Coming After You' Act

  1. The 'Resistance Is Futile' Act

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Stevie Nicks Sings Tribute To Liz Cheney's Big 'Landslide' Loss

Last night, incumbent Wyoming Representative Elizabeth Cheney lost her seat, losing in the Republican primary to Trump-endorsed candidate Harriet Hageman. Despite sending out mailers to Democrat voters asking for their support, the anti-Trump Cheney lost in a landslide. 

Here to sing about Liz Cheney's big defeat is Stevie Nicks:

Harriet Hageman, just took me down

The voters hate me, and the J6 committee clowns

This primary election, I lost real big

This landslide brought me down

Republican voters

Where's the love?

Lost by a mile, I couldn't rise above

Donald Trump is gloating, He's on a roll

I lost even before they closed the polls

I am afraid he'll run again

 in 2024

We went and impeached him, 

and then removed him

Now, I've been shown the door

 

Another Hank Hill Commentary: Everything On The News Is Leftist B.S., I Tell You What!

My name is Hank Hill. I am a father, a husband, a Christian, and an employee with Strickland Propane, where we sell Propane and Propane accessories.

Yesterday, my co-workers and I were in the breakroom, and somebody had turned on The ABC World News Tonight Show, with Dave Muir, and I spent about 15 minutes barking at the TV.

After everyone else had left the breakroom, I immediately turned the channel to a sports channel.

I notice that everything on The News was utter B.S. Every story is phony, and every syllable is a lie. We are living in a clown world where everything is upside-down, and we are being gaslit with non-stop leftist propaganda. According to the narrative, he good guys are always bad, and the bad guys are always good.

This rediculous Jan 6 commission is treated like those conducting it are honest, uncorruptable public servents. The newscasters on TV speak as if Steve Bannon's refusal to testify before this Star Chamber Kangaroo Court is a bigger crime than all the murder, rape, child trafficking, and smash-and-grabs that happen on the streets 'governed' by Democrats. 

Judges and soft-on-crime D.A.'s in cities and states ran by Democrats and funded by that crook George Soros are insane with corruption, I tell you what.

No normal conservative or Trump supporter has ANY chance of getting a shred of fairness. You are guilty because you're a Trump supporter or member of the opposition party, and you must be punished. 

If you hobnob with that criminal Nancy Pelosi or The D..C. corrupt political elite, it's basically impossible to be convicted, even if you're caught on video committing the crime. The corrupt F.B.I. is protecting The Biden Crime Family. Meanwhile Trump advisor Peter Navarro is publicly humiliated at Reagan Airport. They put him in leg irons like he was Hannibal Lecter or something!!!

The last time I checked, justice was supposed to be blind.

A judge recently set Ronald Reagan's would-be assassin, John Hinkley free. Meanwhile a Grandma with Cancer was sent to prison for 2 months for walking in The U.S. Capitol Building. Nancy Pelosi's husband Paul was arrested for a D.U.I. after CRASHING his car. Nancy's Nephew, California Governor Gavin Newsom pulled some high-powered strings, and the charges were dropped.

The talking heads want Trump to be indicted really bad. He is on video telling his supporters to 'patriotically and peacefully protest', but that doesn't matter to the talking heads or the members of this un-select January 6 committee. What a gang of corrupt giblet heads

My neighbor Dale Gribble is a paranoid conspiracy nut, but deep down I know he's right on a lot of things. Actually, the government is even MORE insane and CORRUPT than Dale could ever know.

As the government forces kids to wear Covid masks, the powerful, leftist elite throw maskless parties. As small business owners are ruined, government bureaucrats never lose their jobs.

The news media lies non-stop about Covid, insulting common-sense Americans to our faces. Vaccinated 8-year-old kids are getting myocarditas and athletes are dying from heart attacks during games. That just ain't right, I tell you what!

Meanwhile, the vaccinated blame the unvaccinated when the vaccinated get Covid, while the talking heads give the leftist party line. Then, after the 'report', we get ANOTHER commercial for Phizer. They're making billions off of Covid.

Well, that's all for now. May God Bless America Again.

Hank Hill, American.

 

New Democrat Campaign Commercials, Featuring Winking Agnes Harkness

The mid-term elections are under 3 months away, and I propose that The Republicans take actual campaign ads from the always dishonest and corrupt Democrats, and add in the winking lady from WandaVision, Agnes Harkness after each false statement. Here's a sample:

(Cue the scary music) The anti-choice Republicans want to deprive women of their health care (wink), and if they're allowed to take the majority in Congress, the polluters will make our water unsafe (wink), and bald eagles will spontaneously combust from global climate change (wink, wink).....

The courts will do the bidding of the right-wing (wink), and your children will die in school shootings because of The NRA (wink).....

(Cue the happy Morning In America music) But the Democrats have a clear vision for America! We passed The Inflation Reduction Act into Law that will reduce inflation (wink), and WE will hire 87,000 hard-working new I.R.S. agents to combat the tax cheaters! (wink) Very soon, the EXTREMELY rich will start paying their FAIR SHARE! (wink, wink)

Our January 6 Committee is saving America (wink) from the dangerous Trump insurrectionist! (wink, wink)

Our wonderful (wink) President Biden is hard at work (wink) combatting global climate change, elimiating dirty fossil fuels! (wink, wink) Soon, clean, affordable electric cars will be the choice of nearly every American! (wink, wink).....

Unlike The Republicans, The Democrats will fight crime (wink, wink), starting with jailing that criminal Donald Trump and his dangerous insurrectionists! (wink, wink). Democrats have introduced common sense gun control bills (wink) that will elimiate assault weapons! (wink)

Our Attorney General Merrick Garland has enforced the laws evenly (wink) and fairly (wink, wink)

With Democrats in conreol of the government, women will regain control over their own bodies! (wink, wink) Speaker Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats have led the battle against D.C. Corruption (wink), and made the laws work for ALL Americans!! (wink, wink)

Under President (wink) Biden's strong leadership (wink), America is also respected again internationally! (wink) Our allies love us (wink) and our enemies fear us!(wink, wink)

On Election Day, cast your vote for The Democrats! We work for YOU!!!(wink)(ThisIsACampaignAdPaidForTheRepublicanCongressionalCommittee.....)

 

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! We Update Supertramp's 1979 Hit 'The Logical Song'

 

When I was young, I thought Our Country was wonderful

A miracle, So beautiful. Frackable

with White and Black kids getting along so beautifully

break-dancing joyfully, just hanging out, so happily

But that's gone away, the teachers are woke radicals

Commie liberals, Government school union vegetables

The government schools are teaching the kids C.R.T.

The government's watching me, and my family

There are times I want to go and buy a gun

Oh, what have these idiots done?

To our free society

I know, It just sounds absurd

all the woke claptrap that we've all heard

I just want to  be free

Now, you have to watch what you say, or they'll call you a right-wing radical

fanatical, You gotta be more tactical

They'll turn your boy into a girl, and chop off his testicles

Pedophiles, criminals, turn the dial

They lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, yeah.....

But at night, you normals better just be quiet

and let the violent thugs riot

and burn your neighborhood down

Just obey The Biden Regime (The Obama third term)

It's a communist wet dream

This country is ran by leftist clowns

Leftist clowns, leftist clowns, going down

Uh-oh

Damn

They hate us Deplorables......

Yakov Smirnoff Reports Friom Mar-a-Lago

This morning, The F.B.I. staged a raid on Donald Trump's Palm Beach home and resort Mar-a-Lago. Supposedly, they were looking for files possibly relating to the January 6 non-insurrection or perhaps even 'classified documents'.

Biden's secret F.B.I. POLICE even cracked Trump's personal safe, which was empty. Many normal Americans are outraged by this clear case of weaponized government harassment against their political opponents.

Here to file this report is our Russian correspondent, Yakov Smirnoff:

Thank you, RedSquirrel Readers!

I am here at Mar-a-Lago, standing with thousands of Trump supporters. America's F.B.I. Brownshirts (or K.G.B.) have raided former President Donald Trump's home and hotel. Apparently, they were looking for 'evidence' of some 'soon-to-be-determined crime'. As dead Communist dictator Joseph Stalin used to say, 'Show me the man and I will show you the crime.

They might even charge him with some 'Trumped-up' crime, so-to-speak.

Biden's secret police even cracked open Trump's safe. Perhaps that Kossack Trump was behind on his taxes and they decided to confiscate some of his wealth. The federal government is trillions in debt, so perhaps they thought he had a few trillions laying around in his safe.

If everyday Americans did this, it would be called 'a bank heist', but when Biden's F.B.I. Brownshirts do it, it's called 'looking for evidence.' What a regime!

First, they steal the election, then they throw the protesters of the stolen election into their secret prisons to rot. This makes me miss good 'ole The Soviet Union! At least The K.G.B. had the decency of charging you with something!

This January 6th Star Chamber is a corruption all-star team! Eric Swallwell (D-CA) slept with a Chinese Communist spy, while Nutty Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) makes MILLIONS in insider trading. Did you see their rediculous prime-time hearing on American network TV a few weeks ago? Neither did I.

Liz Chaney is the least popular politician in Wyoming. Even her Dad Dick Chaney is more popular than her, AND HE SHOT A GUY IN THE FACE DURING A HUNTING TRIP!  What a family!

I am in awe of The Biden and Pelosi crime families! Nancy Pelosi's husband Paul smashed his car while drunk driving, and Nancy called her nephew, California Governor Gavin Newsom. He had the charges dropped. I just hope that Nancy's husband doesn't kill someone the next time he get behind the wheel shit-faced!

As for The Biden Crime Family, it is tuly amazing how a family can possibly become that filthy rich peddling influence, yet say that their party is the party for 'the poor people! Heh, heh, heh, heh.....

They  persecute Trump supporters for protesting the stolen election, yet Joe's son Hunter Biden is on video laptop smoking crack and committing statutory rape against under-aged girls..........yet he is protected by Biden's F.B.I.K.G.B. Brownshirts!

As I send it back to RedSquirrel, I am left with the impression that the crooks here in Washington D.C. want a one-party, communist banana Republic. If you're a conservative, America-loving Republican or mainstream, pro-America Democrat, tough toenails for you. 

If you're an America-First Kossak or a small business owner, you're an enemy of The State. This raid on Mar-a-Lago is The Biden Regime's way of intimidating their political opponents into submission.

Oh, this just in: The Democrats have voted to hire almost 90,000 new I.R.S. agents. If you think Biden will ease up on HARASSING everyday Americans, THINK AGAIN!

This is Yakov Smirnoff, looking over my shoulder here at Mar-a-Lago. Back to you , RedSquirrel!

I'd Like To See Comedian Bill Burr As A Washington D.C. News Correspondent

I've gotten into watching clips of comedian Bill Burr on YouTube, and I have an idea. Someone should have him do a nightly news report from Washington D.C., and he could do it as one of his comedic routines.

I think I'm like a lot of Americans, who trust comedians more than what passes for the mainstream news mediua. So, do you remember when that Cal-Berkely Law Professor testified before the Senate Committee three weeks ago, and attacked Missouri Senator Josh Hawley? The Senator asked the professor to clarify what she meant by her phrase 'people with the capacity for pregnancy.'

The gentlemanly Hawley dared to add, 'Would that be WOMEN?  She became very annoyed, and called his line of questioning 'transphobic.' Then the 'expert in race and reproductive rights' yapped about cisgenders, non-binary sexual identification, and so on.

I'd like to see how Bill Burr would report this story. I can almost imagine what he would have to say:

So, this Cal-Bezerkely hosebag law professor began calling Senator Josh Hawley 'transphbic'. In his 'CRAZY', BACKWOODS world, women are the ones who actually give birth.  WOW, That is SOME RADICAL STUFF How dare you breathe, you REPUBLICAN Nazi!!!!!

She said that The Senator from The Show-Me State opened transgenders to VIOLENCE! Gee Professor, I'm so sorry if I upset you with my line of questioning. I GUESS only NEANDRATHOL BIGOTS STILL BELIEVE THAT WOMEN GIVE BIRTH! I've never seen a pregnant man, but then again, I'm from fly-over country!

So Professor Bridges, If men gave birth, would the baby come out of his ass? I don't (bleeping) even know! Teach me and my ignorant, inbred constituents!

Bill Burr could add humor and badly-needed truth to the news. If he had a news show on FOXNEWS, it would probably be RATED PG because of strong language.

Oh, one last thing, I think it would be funny if Senator Josh Hawley would send a nice gift (peace offering) to the unhinged Cal-Berkeley law professor, Khiara Bridges: