SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Retiring Democrats Remake Of Chris Stapleton's 'You Should Probably Leave'

We're getting killed in the polls, We're deep in the hole

It's probably time that I leave

I'm watching the news, chance's are that I'll lose

so I should probably leave

The people hate us,  and I don't know why

The American people are dumb, yet our lies still won't fly

I should retire, from this dumpster fire

Yeah, it's time that I leave

Here comes the red wave, my seat is not safe 

so I should probably leave

They say 'We're losing our majoritay,' 

so I should probably leave

The voters hate us, Maybe we should just cheat

I don't want to be here when we go down in defeat

It looks like Nancy will retire, The situation's dire

so I should probably leave

Dems blown away on Election Day

on CNN they grieve

On MSNBC, They probably will seethe

and chalk it up to White Supremacy

It was a red wave, We were blown out

so I'm glad that I left, I have no doubt

There's lots of jobs for a self-serving crook in D.C.

So I never will leave

I never will leave

I never will leave