Hello America. Hello world. It's your master, Nicolae Carpathia,
This Tuesday, face coverings will be mandatory on all public transportation in America. Failure to comply may be met with 'police enforcement.' We're toying with the idea of sending refuseniks to a place where they will learn to comply with the state.
I'm putting Bill Gates in charge of my population control program AND mandatory worldwide Covid vaccination. These are very exciting times!
I'm looking for someone to administer my plan to anally swab everybody by 2/28. Remember, compliance is key!
On a serious note, crime in Democrat-ran cities are out of control, so we will need to crack down on business owners who try to illegally re-open their restaurants, bars, and event centers. If you're planning a wedding I suggest that you wait 3 or 4 years while we work on this Covid problem.
My underlings Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerberg are hard at work eliminating wrongspeak and hatespeech. Hopefully, Orange Man Bad will be relagated into our collective memory hole, along with Christianity itself.
My President in America, Joe Biden is doing a terrific job! He's killing bad, dirty jobs in the fossil fuel industry. Those who do lose their job can always find a different job. For example, I will need 200,000 neighborhood snitches to keep these ornery Americans in line, and we will need 40,000 government employees to check houses for guns.
It's a dangerous job, but the pay is great!
Well, that's it for now. All hail The New World Order and The Great Reset!......
N.C. The AntiChrist
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