Professor Walter Terguson Comments On Last Night's Presidential Debate

Here to comment on last night's presidential debate is our Political correspondent, Professor Walter Terguson.

Good morning, class......

You know, I hold THE TRUTH as being SACRED! When a farmer looks at the soil, he holds it SACRED.

As for last night's presidential debate between President Donald Trump and Democrat challenger Joe Biden, it was absolutely AAAAAAGH!!!! AAAAAAGH!!!!!

President Trump had to debate THAT LYING SACK OF CRAP BIDEN AS WELL AS THE MODERATOR!!!

That twerp Chris Wallace asked The President if he would denounce The KKK, The skinheads, and White supremacists, while that idiot Biden called The President 'a RACIST!' TWO ON ONE!!!!

President Trump has repeatedly denounced racists, and named The KKK a terrorist organization. Nice try, leftists!!!!

Biden called The President a racist for stopping travel to China at the beginning of the Covid Pandemic, yet he also accused The President of causing 200,000,000 Covid 19 deaths while The Democrats were too busy impeaching him to care about Covid!.

HEY CHRIS, HOW ABOUT YOU ASK BIDEN IF HE WILL DENOUNCE THOSE VIOLENT COMMUNISTS BLACK LIVES MATTER AND ANTIFA THAT ARE BURNING DOWN AND THREATENING NEIGHBORHOODS AND MURDERING AMERICANS!!!! AAAAGH!!! AAAAAGH!!!

All Biden could say was AntiFa isn't an organization, but rather, an idea. WHAT???!!!!Oh, Biden also has in the past referred to integrated schools as 'jungles.'

Joe Biden lied about his support for the dangerous Green New Deal, WHICH WILL WRECK THE AMERICAN ECONOMY. Biden said he opposed it.

Hey, Joe. Your official website says you support it! Liar! AAAAAGH! AAAAAGH!!!!!

Chris Wallace brought up 'election integrity.' He didn't bring up postal workers tossing ballots in ditches and landfills or the illegal vote harvesting in Minneapolis or in Texas. Of course, Sneaky Joe said he supported 'election integrity', or at least that's what I think he said.

Joe also said he is for 'law and order.' BULLSHIT!!!! The Democrat Party is organized crime. These criminals are cheating like crazy! When President Trump asked Joe if any police unions have endorsed him, it was the quietest Joe ever got!

By the way, Joe Biden's VP running mate Kamala Harris has been bailing these violent rioters from jail so they can commit even more crime! 

Sure, Orange Man Bad wasn't very polite while Biden was lying his ASS OFF! Orange Man Bad kept interrupting him. 

After the debate, a lot of these analysts on TV described the debate as being 'uncivil.' When these morons refer to a debate as being uncivil, what they're really saying is that The Republican STOOD UP FOR HIMSELF AND US SNIVELING NABOBS DON'T LIKE IT! 

As for me, I like the way The President thinks. I'd like to shake his hand.

Rick And Morty Save Election Day

Everyone is understandably stressed out. Between Coronavirus, riots, and the presidential election, 2020 has been a rough year..

This could be great fodder for Adult Swim series Rick And Morty. The writers of this cartoon could dedicate an entire season to the idea of Rick And Morty surviving Election Day, using their time machine to find a reality where they and America survives intact.

Of course, they do wind up altering the course of history, and mess things up a lot during their adventure before they get it right and finish the story without completely wrecking reality.

Here's how I think it should go.

In the year 2020, America is in crisis. President Trump is dealing with Coronavirus, Democrat Governors, shutdowns, a dishonest media, BLM and AntiFa riots, and re-election. Joe Biden is the Democrat presidential candidate, and he picks Kamala Harris as his V.P. pick. Biden will not denounce the violent, Marxist rioters. In fact, the rioters and Biden want the same thing:

They want to get rid of President Trump.

The season begins two months after Election Night. Trump has won a huge (or yuge) victory on Election Night, but Biden refuses to concede. The vote counters count the mail-in votes, and The President's lead shrinks. Rick is watching the news, and learns that the vote counts in several battleground states far exceeds the number of eligible voters.

Rick and Morty discuss the election. Rick thinks it would be best to let Team Biden steal the election if it means saving the country from angry Biden supporters. Morty thinks it would be best that The President wins re-election, saving America from The New Green Deal and The Democrat's leftist agenda.

It's inauguration Day, and there's STILL no winner. It appears the GOP will take back the House of Representatives. But, with those mail-in ballots, it appears The Democrats could retain control. With no clear-cut winner of the presidential election, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi declares herself 'President.'

Rick and Morty's SuperVoteCounter 5000 reads the minds of every voter in America. The computer determines that President Trump has won re-election in a landslide. 

Rick fires up the time machine, and takes it to March 1, 2022.  The world is in Hellish chaos. President Trump has finally won the election, but a furious AntiFa is goosestepping down Main Street and BLM is destroying American suburbs. Charles Manson has been brought back to life, and has seized control of the country, The psychotic killer is conducting his Helter Skelter worldwide race war.. 

President Trump and his Cabinet goes into exile. 

Rick and Morty barely escape, and find an alternative realty where Joe Biden wins the presidency. There. President Kamala Harris sends Catholics to concentration camps and The Green New Deal makes all economic activity illegal. America starves, and those not wearing face masks are rounded up and sent to Kamala's gulags. Again, Rick and Morty barely escape.

Rick and Morty cause a race war between AntiFa and BLM, leaving the two factions too weak to rule America. President Trump regains control of the military, and he, along with Rick and Morty,  take back the country.

Rick and Morty fire up the time machine, and they go back to the 50's, where they persuade FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover to investigate America-hating college professors who brainwash their students. Rick and Morty save America.

Rick and Morty go back to January 1, 2021, and things are peaceful in their neighborhood. Everyone seems prosperous and content. The graffiti has disappeared.

Things are a little TOO perfect.

Sergeant Hartman: The Democrats Want War. Let's Stomp On Their Guts

We have only 41 days to go before Election Day. Here to explain the political lay of the land is our Military Correspondent, Sgt. Hartman:

(Hitting a trashcan with a big stick) Wake up, Republicans! We're being invaded by America-hating maggots! These commie bastards want to cheat and burn their way back in the Oval Office!

They know that Democrat nominee Slow-Joe Biden can barely form a complete sentence, so these young Socialist weirdos like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez think they'll be running the country after the election.

Their foot soldiers are burning, looting, and intimidating Democrat-ran cities, lead by a bunch of ugly, booger-eating scumbags Anti-Fa. When they're arrested, the local police take their mug shots, and these Blackshirt bastards are so ugly THEY COULD BE MODERN-ART MASTERPIECES! 

And then, there's these violent Marxist assholes Black Lives Matter. They burn down businesses and hurt people. Now, I don't care if you're a nigger, a honky, a spic, a greaser, or a kike. If you're hurting people, I HATE YOU'RE DAMNED, STINKING GUTS! YOU'RE ALL EQUALLY WORTHLESS TO ME!!!

The Democrats want The United States Post Office to be used in the counting of ballots. Millions of ballots will go in the circular file because millions of Americans will make mistakes. This might make it an even bigger victory for our fantastic President, Donald J. Trump! The Democrats will be counting votes for weeks, and what they want is chaos and doubt.

Still, I want you to get out there and VOTE IN PERSON!!! If you can riot or go to the grocery store in person, then you can vote in person!

The Godless, commie revolutionaries are warning The American People that if Biden doesn't win, America will be set on fire. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. These assholes will find out that there are law-abiding Normal-Americans with guns behind every blade of grass!

I've seen these creeps in person. Most of these booger-eating little pukes are no taller that 5 foot 6. I DIDN'T KNOW THEY PILED SHIT THAT HIGH!

Between the low-IQ gaffe machine Slow-Joe Biden, and the obnoxious, evil foot soldiers deliberately angering America,  it seems as if The Democrats ARE TRYING TO LOSE THE ELECTION!

It looks like The Democrats want WAR. If these creepy little heathens want a war, I'd love TO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO stomp on their WORTHLESS guts! THEY BETTER SQUARE THEIR ASSES AWAY OR WE WILL FUCK THEM UP!!!  

These little White college girls are on the front lines for Black Lives Matter.  These  MALFUNCTIONING little weirdos  learned to hate America because daddy sent them to a scumbag college professor and their brains were robbed of patriotism! America needs to 'unscrew' their little minds and teach them about AMERICA'S GREATNESS!

Well, that's all for now. Carry on.

  

NY Mayor Bill DeBlasio Announces A Non -Traditional, Virtual Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.

Socialist New York Mayor Bill DeBlasio has announced that there will be a 'non-traditional, 'virtual' Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in 2020. 

There will be no Snoopy and Charlie Brown Balloons, no High School Bands, and no floats honoring the day. Instead, he has planned the following:

Socialist Mayor Grand Marshall DeBlasio will blow a whistle, signalling the start of the parade.

The first float is the 'Reparations For Slavery' float. It will transport violent looters and thugs down the empty street, and they will jump off the float and start smashing store windows and looting the stores along the route. 

Next, we will have a float for 'The NFLBLM'. The football players will be lined up, and kneeling for the National Anthem. One holds an 'I Can't Breathe' sign.

Next in line is 'The Indigenous Peoples For Aztlan', dancing down the street, decked out in Aztec and Mayan garb. 

Hey look! It's a drum circle! 

Here comes the first balloon of North Korean Dictator Kim Jung Un! It must've been rough for him growing up, being the only fat kid in North Korea.....

Then, Governors from blue states will be goosestepping down the street, making sure that the small number of parade watchers are wearing a face mask! Some of them storm into the mostly empty cafes along the route. Oh look! Is that Minnesota Governor Tim Walz? I think it is!

He's yelling at and then fining startled diners!......Ooooh! that might cost a pretty penny!

Look at THIS!!! HUNDREDS OF U-HAUL VANS ARE HEADING OUT OF NEW YORK CITY!!!.....

Here comes another balloon. Wow, I've never seen a balloon that huge before. It's the 'N.Y. City Budget' balloon!

Next up, are hundreds of AntiFa thugs marching down the street. A dozen of them have spotted an old man, and now they're beating him senseless. Now, they're setting police cars on fire. 

Next up, is a float for 'Failed Democrat Mayors.' Wow, there's a lot of failed Democrat Mayors on that float!

Bringing up the rear is a float for American college students drowning in tuition debt. It looks like they will be bringing up the rear for the rest of their pathetic lives!

Oh look! Here comes dozens more U-Haul vans. It looks like they're leaving town.

That's the plan for Bill DeBlasio's 2020 'Non-Traditional, Virtual' Macy's Day Parade. Good luck, America! 

A Mama Thelma Harper Commentary: Joe Biden's Got Splinters In The Windmill Of His Mind

Here with her commentary about the Joe Biden campaign is America's 'Mama., Thelma Harper':

What the Hell is wrong with the Democrat party? They nominate a candidate with splinters in the windmill of his mind, Creepy Joe Biden. Half the time it looks like he doesn't even know where he is or who he is. Now, it's bad for a candidate to lie, but this hair-smelling weirdo is even worse.

He's a liar with a bad memory! He's got a screw loose! His lies are so obvious and easy to detect if you're just paying attention to what he says.

Biden says he won't end fracking, just that he will put an end to 'new fracking.' WHAT KIND OF IDIOTC DOUBLETALK IS THAT??? Whenever someone digs a hole it's always a new hole! Slow Joe says that he will stop energy companies who are 'destroying our planet.' 

The planet was here millions of years before us puny humans appeared on the scene, and it will be here long after we're gone. The climate is always changing, and people who work for a living aren't wrecking anything. Most working Americans are sick of some liberal jack-ass laying a guilt trip on them!

Then, in one of his TV ads, he says that he won't raise our taxes. BULLSHIT! The Green New Deal will wreck our economy all by itself and will cost us trillions! Anybody who supports Alexandria Ocasio- Cortez's Green New Deal is AN ORDER OF FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL!!!

In the same ad, he promises to raise taxes on the rich. In Slow Joe's world, 'the rich' are evil, moustache-twirling  villians who do nothing but count their money and laugh at us 'little people'. The rich people he is referring to also work for a living, not his influence-peddling family. 

Slow Joe says nothing about violent Marxists Black Lives Matter and the riots happening across the country, but as soon as it hurts him in the polls, suddenly he's all over the TV telling the American People that he's against the riots. Then he has the nerve to tell our wonderful President to get on board.

Somebody tell Sloe Joe that President Trump has been leading on this since the riots began in May.

Slow Joe says that Covid 19 will kill 200,000,000 Americans, and that President Trump is responsible for each death!!! Joe's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top!

Now, Democrat leaders are telling him that he should NOT debate The President. They know Biden is a senile, lying gaffe machine. Heaven forbid he wins, and The Dems put him in a nursing home. Then you'll have President Kamala Harris in The Oval Office! 

I think I'll wrap this commentary up now. I feel like I need to pray for President Trump and our country.

Mama.

 

Election 2020: Campaigning In Florida, Democrat Presidential Candidate Biden Waves To His Supporters

While campaigning in Florida, A Biden spokesman told several reporters that the Biden Campaign were quite encouraged with the incredible crowd that greeted him.

'Yes, we will make sure that we register the imaginary cornstalks in this field, and will be mailing about 25,000,000 ballots. Our push pollsters will be calling them soon.

I think we'll maintain our lead in the polls..............

And Now, The NFLBLM Halftime Highlights (With Howard Cosell)

Week one of the 2020 NFLBLM season is a ratings disaster, with insufferable multi-millionaire jocks turning their 'woke' selves into shills for VIOLENT MARXIST REVOLUTIONARIES AND THEIR CORPORATE SPONSORS,... 

....WHILE DOING SO IN THE NAME OF CIVIL RIGHTS.

M & T Bank Stadium: The Baltimore Ravens and many other teams knelt in disrespect of America on Week One, ANGERING THEIR FANS. The words 'Black Lives Matter' splashed loudly in large, bold lettering on the field. 

Either this football league is completely ignorant of BLM's police-hating, violent history or they just don't care!

U.S. Bank Stadium: Usually, A Minnesota Vikings / Green Bay Packers game is a CLASSIC revival of a great NFC North rivalry.....but look at the empty stadium! At halftime, they are honoring an individual who overdosed on drugs while under police custody! Supposedly, the death of George Floyd was the reason for protests against police brutality. Instead, American cities are being set on fire and LOOTED! 

The New Orleans Saints taped the name Jacob Blake to their helmets. 'Who is Jacob Blake?' you might ask. He is a Black man shot by police in Kenosha,, Wisconsin. He is also an accused, RAPIST WHO FOUGHT WITH THE POLICE BEFORE THEY SHOT HIM.

The NFLBLM is introducing a 'Black National Anthem' this season. Most Americans believe that the traditional anthem belonged to ALL Americans. 

Football fans are mostly traditional, patriotic Americans who love their country. They do NOT want to be preached at by 'woke' multi-millionaire jocks with a giant, anti-American chip on their shoulder. Until the league figures this out, the ratings will continue to suffer.

 

HEADLINE: BIDEN CAMPAIGN FINDS STAND-IN FOR UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES

 

CNN's Brian Stelter And The Gaslighting Of America

We here at RSR believe in a good, robust debate. We even welcome the most insane ramblings from lunatic, leftist weirdos like CNN's Brian Stelter. He recently went on the air to jibber-jabber about the mavens of conservative media having the temerity to criticize Democrat presidential candidate Joseph Biden.

Then, the un-self-aware leftist wondered if there were any cable news networks or newspapers or entire industries dedicated to criticizing, speaking ill of and badmouthing President Trump. Stelter and his ilk spend almost ALL their time not only criticizing the president, but constantly generating false narratives about him.

People like Brian Stelter, Rachel Maddow, and Chris Cuomo host national programs on cable news networks, and tens of thousands of Americans tune in to hear what they have to say. So, why do they appear to many of us to be the most clueless, poorly informed, and probably the least honest humans on the planet?

They CANNOT be THIS clueless. They MUST be aware that they constantly lie.

When the CNN reporter is literally standing just yards away from another Democrat neighborhood in flames and telling the viewers that all he sees is a peaceful protest, he looks so silly you wonder if this is just an SNL skit.

Lately, there is a debate as to whether incoherent Democrat president candidate Joe Biden should participate in any presidential debates with the incumbent, President Donald Trump. It is obvious that Biden isn't all there, yet the always silly Brian Stelter opines that Biden should not debate the president because Trump isn't fit to share the stage with the former Vice-President.

WHAT!!!!?????

These false witnesses create fake scandals and harp on them constantly, then use their fake news as the reason why an incoherent career criminal like Joe Biden should NOT share a debate stage with Orange Man Bad. Wow.....just wow.

Democrat governors and mayors have shut down blue states and cities due to 'Covid 19', yet blame The President for the awful, disastrous economic results. They say that this is 'Trump's America.'

How come red states are doing so much better economically and in dealing with Covid 19, and you're three times more likely to die from Covid 19 in a blue state?

Shutting down your state and wrecking your economy is just part of the Democrat strategy to remove President Trump from office. Wacky Socialist New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accidentally admitted this in a tweet that has since been deleted.

AOC has become the policy leader for The Democrats, but the gaslighting has come from the leftist media. They tell us why Orange Man Bad must go. Remember folks, 2 + 2 = 5.

Also, just in case you haven't noticed it, there has been a violent communist revolution in cities ran by Democrats. President Trump has repeatedly offered to send troops, but leftist mayors prefer to see neighborhoods burned to the ground.

Recently, Leftist presidential candidate Joe Biden has learned his poll numbers have been tanking. The left has discovered their big dip in popularity is due to the fact that Normal-Americans prefer law and order to anarchy, and see violence Marxist gangs like Black Lives Matter and AntiFa as threats to our democracy.

So, Slow Joe delivers a proclamation that he 'opposes the violence', and advises The President get on board, even though Orange Man Bad has powerfully opposed the violence in the streets since May, while the liberals have accused him of being a racist for doing so.

Another example of leftist gaslighting. We are hearing reports that Hydroxychloroquine is somewhat effective in fighting Covid 19, yet the leftists running facebook are censuring the good news. They oppose this info getting out.....but why? Is it because President Trump is promoting this drug?

If it helps people then what is facebook's problem with it? Do they oppose it's use simply to oppose everything Orange Man Bad approves of? It appears to this bushy-tailed reporter that many leftists are suffering from something even worse than Covid 19. They have been stricken by TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome.) A lot of them are employed at CNN, MSNBC, and The New York Times.

CNN's motto is 'We're CNN, the most-trusted name in news.' Their motto should be 'Just remember,  2 + 2 = 5, and we'll keep telling you until you believe it'.

Kamala Harris's Resume

A couple weeks ago, Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden scoured the absolute bottom of the barrel, and found his vice-presidential pick, former California Attorney General and Senator, Kamala Harris. I think a good way to explain what kind of person Ms. Harris is, is to imagine her resume:

Kamala Harris's Resume:

I began my political career by having an affair with the married former Mayor of San Francisco and Speaker of The California State Assembly, Willy Brown.  I learned a lot under him.

As California's Attorney General, I ordered a raid on the home of a citizen journalist for exposing Planned Parenthood, who sold baby parts. The abortionists gave so generously to my various campaigns I wanted to show my loyalty to the pro-choice cause.

I feel I deserve to be the Vice President because I'm a Black woman. I'm also Indian, and the fact that my Jamaican ancestors became incredibly rich off the the slave trade proves that business smarts is in my blood.

I am a very capable prosecutor. I successfully prosecuted over 2,000 criminals for marijuana possession. If you ask me if I've smoked or possessed pot, I'll just laugh coyly.

As Senator, I lead the televised lynching of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, falsely accusing him of rape. I made his wife cry.

During the presidential debates, I bravely said that I believed candidate Joe Biden's accusers when they said he sexually assaulted them. I've since re-considered my brave stance, and believe that my personal ambition trumps everything else.

In short, I began my career screwing a rich, powerful politician, and now I seek a position under another man. I hope that young girls will see me as a great example! Thank you!