And now, our expert's press conference starts:
The President is working closely with The CDC and state governors to control this virus, and if things go well, we can go back to normal in a few weeks.
If you're already infected or if you're already sick, we urge you to stay home and self-quarantine yourself. We also urge every American to wash your hands often with warm, soapy water for 20 seconds. We also suggest that you practice social distancing.
Now, I must take this time to set a few facts straight. It's a popular, fashionable opinion that President Trump has been lacking in leadership and the news media has been unceasingly critical of his job performance during this critical time , but:
WE'RE DOING THE BEST WE CAN! WHILE YOU TRUMP-HATING NATTERING NABOBS ARE GETTING ON HIS CASE, HE IS DOING HIS BEST. WHEN HE ISSUED THE TRAVEL BAN FROM CHINA IN JANUARY AND SAVED THOUSANDS OF LIVES, YOU ASSHOLES ACCUSED HIM OF BEING A XENOPHOBIC RACIST.
WHILE HE WAS SAVING LIVES AND TRYING TO PROTECT THIS COUNTRY, THE DEMOCRATS WERE BUSY IMPEACHING HIM!
WHEN OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT, 19,000 AMERICANS DIED FROM THE SWINE FLU, BUT YOU JERK-OFFS WERE SO BUSY GIVING HIM A TONGUE BATH YOU DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO ASK HIM ANY TOUGH QUESTIONS!
NOTHING WAS CANCELLED.WITH BARRY IN THE WHITE HOUSE! THE NBA, NFL, NHL, THE NCAA, THE COLLEGES, PRIMARY ED WAS ALL WIDE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS DOING A FINE JOB! SAY IT!!!!!SAAAAAAAY IT!!!!
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