Paul Simon Sings The DNC Theme Song

They said,'Welcome folks, to the 2016 DNC'
from the party that has America on her knees
Criminals like Hillary and freaks like Bernie know
There's at least 50 ways to screw the country

We can't let Trump beat us because he is crude
4 more years of Barack and Hillary and America is screwed
Let's let transgender weirdos in the girl's bathroom
There's at least 50 ways to screw the country

50 ways to screw the country

Let your servers be hacked, Jack
Where's all the American flags, Meg?
Shariah and CAIR, Cher
Let's bring in lots of 'refugees'
Let's raise a big fuss, Gus
because Wall Street earns too much
Just coronate Hillary
and your education will be free

Now, we're gonna make you think we feel your pain
4 more years of this and we'll be Spain
Lots of leftist doubletalk and our message is ingrained
There's at least 50 ways to screw the country

All you Bernie supporters why don't you get on board?
We got new government programs we cannot afford
Just stop yelling on the convention floor

Fauxahontas Warren is speaking tonight
Maybe the American people will begin to see the light
Rush Limbaugh and Mark Levin are right
There's at least 50 ways to screw the country

Repeat chorus..........