Beyonce's Black Lives Matter Superbowl Halftime Show, Sponsored By The Black Panthers

Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to The Beyonce Black Lives Matter Superbowl Halftime Show, sponsored by The Black Panthers!

Oh look! There's our pampered diva Beyonce in a Black stretch limo, along with her personal police escort! They're making sure that she'll make it here on time. Must be all that White privilege we keep reading about!

Let's listen in as Beyonce takes the stage! She's singing some sort of anti-police protest song.....or maybe she's just a Carolina Black Panthers fan. Who knows?

Now, there's 200 back-up dancers in white hoodies up there on the huge stage. If our Muslim President Barack Obama had 200 sons..................

As you know, The Carolina Panthers QB is Black man, Cam Newton! He makes only several millions each year playing a sportsball game! Oh, the inhumanity! It's time to organize another march!

It looks like Beyonce is shaking it in tribute to 'the gentle giant Michael Brown'. I guess that convenience store owner should have just let Brown steal those cigars, and that racist cop should have let him take his gun....

Oh look, it's Bruno Mars and that White guy from Coldplay....

Well, that's the end of Beyonce's Black Lives Matter Superbowl Halftime Show, sponsored by The Black Panthers. Enjoy the second half!