And Now, The Barack Obama Christmas Weather Forecast

Our national security continues to be threatened with temperatures in the 30's this week. It's a good thing that I destroyed the coal industry, or you folks in Minneapolis may be facing extinction.

On Christmas Eve, expect temps to hover around 22 degrees. This will probably give Santa a case of Seasonal Affective Disorder, so he may cancel his yearly trip. While I'm loading up Air Force One for my Hawaii vacay, it looks like your children will probably get no presents this year. You can blame The Republicans for this.

When you wake up on Christmas Day you may need your sun block, as the daytime temp will top out at a Hellish 33 degrees. 

Overall, daytime temps will fluctuate wildly between 30 and 38 degrees. Back to you, Steve and Cindy.