Last week, wacky Florida Democrat Alan Grayson suggested that Republicans are like bathsalt-eating zombies who would "eat your face off". Grayson has a history of extreme lunacy, losing his Congressional seat in 2010, then winning a second, non-consecutive term last November. Your bushy-tailed news analyst wonders just what his Republican opponent did to lose the seat to someone as unhinged as Grayson.
Actually, I don't even wanna know.
It's never too soon to think about possible opponents for Grayson. Personally, I'd like to see former TV star, Vicky Lawrence, face the 3-term congressman. She was Mama in those terrific Eunice and her family skits on The Carol Burnett Show.
In those classic skits, Vicky heaps abuse on Carol's character Eunice. It would be fun to see a debate between these Mama and Grayson. Whenever the congressman says something nutty, 'ole Mama could just look over at him and say:
Alan, I think you sprung a leak in yer dingy....or....
With all due respect, Congressman Grayson---I think you gawt splinters in the windmills of yower mind....or....
I don't think yower elevator goes all the way to the top!
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