Sunday, September 2, 2012

Everything You Say Is Racist

Good morning, fellow racists....

Have you seen those crazy kids over at MSNBC lately? It appears that Obama's favorite cable 'news' channel has become quite a racially-obsessed rabbit hole as of late.

Meanwhile, Your liberal overlords in state-run media and in academia are developing a speech code for a better, politically correct America. For a liberal, you can stop a debate in it's tracks if you just remember to accuse your Republican opponent of 'being a racist.'

So listen up, America. Here are just the latest entries in the ever-expanding list of words, phrases, and activities our leftist overlords deem racially unacceptable. Also, note that the list grows almost daily, and it's your responsibility to educate yourself on these changes.

Voter ID laws, state's rights, The Constitution, saying "You people.", mentioning food stamps or welfare, mentioning gun violence, referring to urban centers, any criticism of Barack Obama. not praising Barack Obama, Not voting for Barack Obama....

Black holes, brown-outs, in the red, in the black, black sheep, taking a nap, being niggardly, asking a black employee "why are you late?"....

Referring to Chicago, Standing Your Ground, self-defence, protecting your property, protecting your life, protecting your family....

American exceptionalism, our founding fathers, Republicans, the word 'angry', the south, the Professional Golfer's Association, as well as the phrase 'holding down the fort'....


That's all for now. I'll have more later.





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