Don't Tell Your Parents That You'll Be Working For Obama

Students in a Fairfax County, Virginia Middle School were recently given an assignment to conduct opposition research on the four remaining Republican Presidential candidates.

The teacher, Michael Denmon, apparently forgot to tell his little campaign workers not to tell their parents, because the American people have found out. We don't know if the class Republican will get an 'F' for blowing the whistle on Mr. Denmon's little Civics lesson at Liberty Middle School.

But back to the assignment. The students were forced to do opposition research ONLY on the Republican Presidential candidates. then devise a plan to attack their weakness(es).

"This assignment was just creepy beyond belief", one racist Dad said, apparently not being sufficiently accepting of a black President. "...like something out of East Germany during the cold war".

Oh, get with it man! Don't you know that Our Messiah is FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORMING AMERICA? Everybody's kids belong to Obama now, and he can use them in any way he wants. Just what was your first clue that government schools are leftist indoctrinating centers?

For many, the first clue were those disturbing YouTube videos, with little crumb crunchers reciting their daily prayer to their Master Overlord Messiah (Barack Hussein Obama....mmm...mmm....mmm.....)....

I just wonder what would've happened if we never found out what was going on in that class. I'm thinking this:

"Good morning, Obama Campaign workers. Today, I have a special visiting guest lecturer. The floor is yours, Mr. Axlerod".

"Why, thank you, Mr. Denmon. Hi, kids. Today I'm here to teach you how to SMEAR Republicans. This should be fun".