Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Longfellow Loon Is Resting Comfortably

On Saturday, our liberal correspondent, Longfellow Loon, was escorted into the Minneapolis Hilton, site of The RightOnLine Conference. His bodyguards were decked in purple t-shirts. No,  these weren't  Minnesota Vikings, but rather, were from the S.E.I.U.
I was wondering what took him so long to file his report. When he returned to the office, he appeared to be in a daze, almost unable to describe in words just what he saw. He mumbled, "The attendees were....smiling.....they were courteous.....positive,,,,they smelled great.....What's wrong with these people?"

That sometimes happens when a lib is exposed to conservatives.

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