Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Governor Crazy Eyes Weighs In

Following the news of Osama Bin-Laden's death, there was speculation that there may be a spike in terroristic attacks on American soil. Upon hearing this, Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton immediately closed his office, sent his entire staff to a secret location somewhere in New Mexico, and was last seen at an Minneapolis/ St. Paul International Airport ticket line.

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