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TOP TEN LIST: SOCIALIST LUNATIC TN DEMOCRAT AFTYN BEHN'S TOP CAMPAIGN PROMISES

Tomorrow (December 2) is an off-off-year special election in Tennesee's CD 7, pitting Matt Van Epps (R) and lunatic-leftist Aftyn Behn. Aftyn wants to raise taxes, and she has also said she HATES Country Music.

Her supporters say she has a chance to win this election. Some people are saying that the Republican voters will still be too tired recovering from their Thanksgiving Tryptophan COMA to get to their local polling station and vote.

The Democrat appears to be deliberately angering the voters of mostly-conservative Tennessee, but we will see when the voters are cast and counted.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, Here are THE TOP TEN AFTYN BEHN CAMPAIGN PROMISES:

10. Aftyn promises to SPIT AND BURN THE AMERICAN FLAG.

  9. Aftyn promises to replace all statues of Andrew Jackson with statues of Barack Obama.

  8. Aftyn promises a Southern Mansion for EVERY ILLEGAL

  7. Aftyn promises to tear GRACELAND down and replace it with a ''BIG MOSQUE''.

  6. Aftyn promises to replace Tennessee Orange with The Colors of The Pride Flag.

  5. Aftyn promises to step on your blue suede shoes.

  4. Aftyn promises to change the spelling of her name every 4 months (if elected).

  3,  Aftyn promises ''FREE SEX CHANGES''.

  2.  Aftyn promises to close down the GRAND OLE OPRY.

  1.  Aftyn promises to DEPORT DOLLY PARTON.

FROM THE CREATORS OF THE OFFICE and BORAT.....SOMALI OFFICE

Disclaimer: I just LEARNED that (FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME) my latest post was deleted / disallowed by Google, so I will try to re-post it, watching my languarge.

I really thought the original post was very funny:

Last week, I was listening to The Jon Justice Radio Show on TCNT, During a discussion on The rampant f.... in Minneapolis Somali cummunity he commented on a couple episodes of The Office where Dwight Schrute attempted to open a Day Care Center and a fitness gym in the building,  Justice compared it to Somalis in Minneapolis offering fake services in moreless empty office buildings, before skipping out with millions in taxpayer dollars. This gave me a idea for a TV show (or movie).....

SOMALI OFFICE: FROM THE CREATORS OF THE OFFICE AND BORAT.....

The story begins 9 years ago with Somali ''DREAMERS'' moving into various offices in the Ceder / Riverside neighborhood.

The Somalis ''culturally enrich'' The Feeding Our Future'' program, and ''become the backbone'' of the city. That is, until a local investigative reporter starts snooping around.

They ''make their dreams come true'' and elect of a Somali Congressperson.

(The original post was biting and quite funny, but someone found the post offensive, so I'll just end it here.)

I hope this doesn't offend anybody.