Meanwhile, At The 2025 White House Halloween Party...........

Hello AMERICA, Welcome to the 2025 White House Halloween Party, coming to you from The Main Ballroom.

OH, LOOK AT THIS!!!! Descending down the staircase is our host President Trump in all his regal splendor, dressed in his flowing royal robe and a crown festooned in jewels. THIS IS REALLY GOING TO MAKE THE 'NO KINGS' CROWD ANGRY!!! Descending the stairs alongside ''King Don'' is FIRST LADY Melania as HER HUSBAND. She wears a dark blue suit, a red tie, and an orange wig.

NOW SHE'S DANCING TO YM.C.A.!!!

Over there I see Don Jr., Eric, and Ivanka in Charlestown Chief hockey jerseys and thick, taped-up glasses. THEY ARRIVE as THE HANSON BROTHERS from The 1976 hockey movie SLAP SHOT. They're hobnobbing with Attorney General Pam Bondi, who looks QUITE ALURRING in her Vampira costume!

Across the White House Ballroom some of the guests are angaging in a game of ''PIN THE TAIL ON THE SCHUMER''.

........AND WHO'S THAT BEHIND THAT SCARY BLACK ANTIFA DOMESTIC TERRORIST MASK??? IT'S C.I.A. DIRECTOR, KASH PATEL!!

NOW WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS??!! Border Czar Tom Homan, SECRETARY OF WAR PETE HEGSETH, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, and Don's kid Barron Trump have arrived as....

.....The Thing, Mister Fantastic, The Invisible Woman, and Human Torch....THE FANTASTIC FOUR!

Over there I see Secretary of State Marco Rubio in a SHUTDOWN sombrero. Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries cannot be happy about this!

I see cute Trick-or-Treaters at the door, and gracious hostess Melania putting Reece's Peanute Butter Cups, apples, and popcorn balls in every bag.

I just got news that at The Democrat Halloween Party in the soon-to-be-renovated East Wing they are BOBBING FOR BRIBES. Former Texas Representative Al Green is The Geico Caveman and Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren is Fauxcahontas.......

There were illegal aliens and AntiFa rioters outside throwing eggs at The White House, but they were promptly DEPORTED FROM THE PARTY.

It looks like this Halloween party will keep going until early morning. Reporting live from The White House Main Ballroom, This is Your Bushy-tailed correspondent. Back to the RSR Newsdesk!

Goodbye Ace Frehely

I turned 12 years old in 1976, the year millions of kids were drafted into the KISS ARMY. 

KISS remains the most unique band in rock history, capturing the imaginations of millions of kids, with their clown/Kabuki make-up, superhero-type personas,  and their ground-breaking stage show. 

The original four members were Gene Simmons as ''The Demon'', Paul Stanley as ''The Star-Child'', Peter Criss as ''The Catman'', and Ace Frehely as ''The Space-Ace''.  They were and still are MY favorite rock band of all time. They were wild and fearlessly original, and their classic tunes 'Rock And Roll All Night'' and ''Shout It Out Loud'' remain timeless rock anthems.

On October 16 The Space-Ace passed away at the age of 74. I don't even want to think of THE LEGENDARY SPACE-ACE as being dead. He's just on a tour far, far away.

THE NEW TOP TEN LIST: THESE ARE THE TOP TEN NEW KATIE PORTER CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

Leading in many polls to become the next Governor of California is nightmare lunatic candidate Katie Porter. Her weird, scary video clips are going viral as well as terriying Normal-Americans. When the Democrat isn't being seen on video cursing out campaign aides and yelling at interviewers, she's throwing hot, scalding pots of potatoes at people.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, HERE are The Top Ten New Katie Porter Campaign Slogans:

10. I DON'T NEED YOUR VOTE, BUT VOTE FOR ME ANYWAY!!!!

  9, I DEMAND YOU VOTE FOR KATIE......OR YOU WILL NOT HAVE A PLEASANT DAY!!!

  8. YOU'RE IN MY FUCKING SHOT!!!! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SHOT!!!!

  7. THE ONLY THING TO FEAR IS............IF YOU GET IN MY FUCKING SHOT!!!

  6. PEDOS, LEFTISTS, AND ILLEGALS....LEND ME YOUR EARS!!!!

  5. HEY, AT LEAST I'M NOT THAT CREEPY JAY JONES GUY!

  4. DO NOT ASK WHAT YOUR STATE CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK WHAT THE STATE CAN DO TO YOU!!!!

  3. I AM ENDING THIS INTERVIEW!!!! JUST ELECT ME!!!!

  2. .....AND YOU THOUGHT GAVIN WAS A TERRIBLE GOVERNOR!!!!!

  1.. A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT AND SCALDING HOT POTATOES ON EVERY HEAD!!!

This Or That: Indicted Former Trump National Security Advisor John Bolton OR Pop Singer Michael Bolton?

 

A BAD BUNNY SUPER BOWL HALF-TIME SHOW? WHAT'S BAD BUNNY?

They announced the entertainment for this year's Super Bowl Halftime Show, and it is......Bad Bunny. What's a Bad Bunny?

Bad Bunny is a cross-dressing rapper from Puerto Rico. It now appears as if The NFL is really going out of it's way to offend, antigaonize, and annoy their conservative base. The rapper made things EVEN WORSE when he told The American Public that we have ''four months to learn Spanish'' if we want to understand the words he'll be rapping at Halftime. Stop digging your hole, douche.

I understand that the halftime committee's original plan was to get Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar to stand on a stage and insult The American People for 25 minutes, surrounded by dancers waving Palestinian flags.

The obnoxious rapper from Puerto Rico expressed ''apprehension'' about performing in America because he feared that ICE would arrest and deport his fans attending the show. I think that a halftime show where illegal aliens were rounded up and arrested could be something I'd like to see. Perhaps this idea is The NFL's way of protesting The Trump Administration arresting and deporting illegal aliens.

Maybe it would be cool to see Green Day or some punk band performing before a few hundred black-masked members of AntiFa, then at the end The National Guard descend on the field at the end of the performance, beating the punks and arresting them. They should schedule the next Super Bowl in Seattle, or somewhere close to Portland, Oregon. 

There's a group who wants to put on a show at the same time as the halftime show. Charlie Kirk's Turning Point U.S.A. wants to put on a show. There's even a group that are trying to organize a halftime show with Country Legend George Strait.

Many Americans (including your bushy-tailed correspondent) plan on refusing to watch the Bad Bunny Halftime Show. I wonder how many Americans would be willing to watch a halftime show that includes ICE agents arresting Bad Bunny and DEPORTING HIM.

If it's on YouTube I'd watch that videoclip.

CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR: ''GET THE F... OUT OF MY SHOT!!!''

 

''I am California Democrat Katie Porter, and I want to be your next governor.'' #RoastMe

Vigo The Carpathian Warlord Endorses Zohran Mamdani

It appears that The Season of Evil is upon the voters of New York City.. Ugandan Anti-Semite Communist Zohran Mamdani leads in the polls, and it appears he will become the next Mayor of The Big, Rotten Apple.

36 years ago, another evil madman attempted to take over the city. He lived in a painting at The MANHATTAN Museaum of Art. His name was Vigo (AKA Prince Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf, The Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia, Vigo the Carpathian, Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer,Vigo the Despised, Vigo the Unholy).

Veegs (our nickname for Vigo) has reached out to us here at The RSR because the Carpathian Warlord wanted to give his endorsement to candidate Mamdani, and here it is:

THANK YOU, PUNY RED RODENT,

IT IS THE SEASON OF EEEEVIL, AND I AM PLEASED TO GIVE MY ENDORSEMENT TO ZOHRAN MAMDANI, ZOHRAN THE ANTI-SEMITIC, ZOHRAN THE COMMIE, ZOHRAN THE POWERMAD, ZOHRAN THE FREE RIDE!!!!!

I AM GREATLY IMPRESSED WITH HIS TALENT OF BRAINWASHING THE STUPID, EASILY LED HUMAN CATTLE OF NEW YORK, THE VOTERS WHO WILL VOTE FOR HIM! 

I like it when a dictator has a TOTALLY UNAMERICAN NAME! ZOHRAN MAMDANI sounds like a TRULY-DEMONIC MUSLIM Sultan with a bevy of slaves! JUST AS I ALSO really liked that evil, UNAMERICAN douche Barack Hussein Obama!  Everyone called him ''Barry'' when he was a child, and then when he decided to run for office. He DE-AMERICANIZED HIS NAME AND TOLD THE AMERICAN PEANS ''YOU ARE RULED BY BARACKKKKKKKKKK'!!!!''

I also am impressed that Zohran the Great ALSO bears an uncanny resemblance to SATAN! i THINK THEY'RE RELATED!!!

The anti-Semtitc Zohran approves of the WORLDWIDE INTAFADA AGAINST JEWS!! AS A RULE, I ALWAYS APPROVE OF WORLDWIDE GENOCIDE, ESPECIALLY OF ANY GROUP WHO WORSHIPS THAT OLD MAN YAWEH!!! IT IS MY DREAM TO SLAP AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF THE GOD OF THE JEWS AND CHRISTIANS!!!

I am intrigued with Mamdani's unusual strategy of granting his supporters-SLAVES with free rides on the subway and free groceries in stores operated by the city rulers. IN MY EXPERIENCE, IT'S FAR BETTER TO THREATEN YOUR SUBJECTS WITH DEPRIVATION AND FAMINE, AND BEAT THEM INTO SUBMISSION, THEN TORTURE THEM UNTIL THEY SCREAM 'UNCLE'!!!. 

This dictator believes he can just give his subjects whatever they want AND CHARM THEM as long as they make HIM THE RULER!!!!

I sense for many people, Mamdani's 'CHARM OFFENSIVE' isn't really charming....IT'S JUST OFFENSIVE.'

If I had thought about using 'the places of learning' to spread HATE AGAINST THE JEWS, THE CAPITALISTS, AND THE POLICE I COULD'VE BEEN THE RULER OF THIS CITY!!! IF ONLY I KNEW THE UNIVERSITIES TRAIN DOMESTIC TERRORISTS!

Mamdani The Great also offers the silly LIBERAL White women a ROSE if they will vote for him? I WISH THAT I KNEW IT WAS THAT SIMPLE!!!! My army used to ravage conquered women by force and torture them to get them to SUBMIT!!!

THIS WEEK, I WILL GO DOOR-KNOCKING WITH MY FRIEND NICHOLAE CARPATHIA (THE ANTI-CHRIST) FOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI, AND promise free subway rides for the next four years (as long as Zohran wins). He's also promising to rid the city of POLICE, turning the streets OVER to the violent criminals! FOR A COMMIE DICTATOR, IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR OWN PERSONAL ARMY!!!

Mamdani is also promising CITY-OPERATED GROCERY STORES!! Under the great ruler Zohran, everyone will get FREE GROCERIES AND FREE APARTMENTS!!!! He wants to give EVERYONE A FREE HOUSE AS WELL AS FREE MEDICIAL CARE!!!!!HE WILL ALSO DO AWAY WITH BILLIONAIRES!!!! HE WILL RE-DISTRIBUTE ALL WEALTH, except for his communist family's great wealth.

In 1989, I had a RIVER OF SLIME. In 2025, WE HAVE A river of stupidity!!! I needed to be re-born, but my plans were dashed when The People of NYC came together in song.. On Election Day, I see the USELESS EATERS WILL COME TOGETHER TO VOTE FOR THIS ANTI-SEMITIC, LEFTIST RULER MAMDANI!!

SEE YOU AT THE POLLS!!!!!!! 

NYC Anti-Semite Leftist candidate Zohran Mamdani

Our New Top Ten List: The Top Ten Questions Democrats Are Asking About The Government Shutdown

Today is day 9 of The Government Shutdown of 2025, and it looks like Democrats are terrified and confused, while most Republicans are GLAD that the government isn't breathing down our necks, OR AT LEAST NOT AS MUCH.

Today's Top Ten List comes from the home office in Bovey, Minnesota. These are the top ten questions Democrats are asking concerning the government shutdown:

10. If The Republicans Refuse To give away illegal free healthcare to illegal aliens  HOW ARE WE DEMOCRATS SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO BRIBE ILLEGALS INTO VOTING FOR US?

  9, If NPR and The CPB remain UNFUNDED, HOW will BIG BIRD survive these draconian cuts? WHAT ABOUT BURT AND ERNIE???? WHAT ABOUT BILL MOYERS?????

  8. How many federal bueaurucrats with SIX-FIGURE USAID salaries be furloughed?

  7. If I am employed by The IRS and I'm in the middle of unjustly auditing (persecuting) a RICH (OR POOR) Republican (because I hate Republicans and believe they should all rot in prison and driven into the poorhouse) will I be furloughed from my all-important job?

  6. Will WE STARVE?

  5.Why is Orange Man Bad being so mean to Senator Charles Schumer?

  4. If the government is shut down, why are those RACIST ICE AGENT NAZIs still on the job, deporting people just because they have brown skin?

  3. IF BUREAUCRATS AREN'T HERE TO DO THEIR IMPORTANT JOB(S), WHO WILL DO THE IMPORTANT WORK OF OVER-REGULATING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE? WHO WILL SPY ON US?????

  2. Who will do the important government jobs, like launder money into the pockets of my congressman, defraud the taxpayers, or redirect billions and billions of taxpayer money from fake NGO's into the pockets of politicians and lobbyists?

1.  WHY WON'T THE REPUBLICANS JUST GIVE THE DEMOCRATS EVERYTHING (WE) THEY WANT????

This Or That?

 

Comey, or

Homey

Reporting From The Minnesota D.F.L. Halloween Party

Good evening, folks. This is your bushy-tailed correspondent reporting from The D.F.L. PARTY'S Halloween party in the lobby of The Minnesota State Capitol Building. As you know, for many of the leftist weirdos and freaks that make up OUR party's elected  caucus, EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Case in point, here comes Minnesota State Representative Leigh Finke! GOOD HEAVENS, WHAT A SCARY..................COSTUME! Oh, and I see Minnesota Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan in a VERY convincing Trans Terrorist costume! That is, I THINK it's a costume!

Now, this party is being hijacked by our very own Somali pirate, mayoral candidate Omar Fateh.

Over there in the corner are dozens of The D.F.L's loyal AND CORRUPT SOMALI supporters, along with our most powerful members of The Minnesota State Legislature, BOBBING FOR BRIBES AND FRAUDULENT GIVEAWAYS!!!

Joining in on the fun is Minnesota's Governor, Tampon Timmy Walz in his Elmer Fudd costume! 

THERE ARE NUMEROUS TRANS ACTIVISTS AND CROSS-DRESSING DRAG QUEENS HERE, AND WE'RE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY THE ARRIVAL OF FORMER STATE SENATOR NICOLE MITCHELL IN HER CAT-BURGLER COSTUME.

Look at this! All the way from Somalia by way of Washington D.C. is District 5 Representative Ilhan Omar with her husband-brother!! They have fake bombs strapped on to their costumes. At least,  I HOPE they are fake!

The Corrupt Governor's wife Gwen is handing out goodies and treats to the trick-or-treaters, taxing some of the goblins of their treats and giving their candy to the Somali and illegal alien trick-or-treaters.

Many of the guests are gathered around the satanic display-decoration chanting to BAAL, the idol of child sacrifice. Retiring Senator and former Planned Parenthood MN VP Tina Smith is leading the chanting. I understand she's isn't seeking re-election because she wants to spend more time with her unaborted grandchildren,

Uh-oh! ICE AGENTS have showed up, and are throwing eggs AND TAMPONS through the windows, and now they are arresting several guests. We are learning that the guests arrested are human traffickers and drug dealers, not just illegal migrants.

It looks like the party is breaking up now, because many of the guests are being taken away in police vans, and there's no QUORUM left. 

This is YOUR BUSHY-TAILED CORRESPONDENT reporting from The D.F.L. Halloween Party,

 LIVE from the State Capitol Building. We'll see you again next year! Happy Halloween, everybody!

Happy Indigenous Life Form Day

A week from today, OCTOBER 14, I will be celebrating Indigenous Life Form Day. That's the day the great SPACE explorer Khan Noonien Singh discovered the ONLY INDIGENOUS LIFE FORM ON CETI ALPHA 6.

Of course, I will be celebrating Columbus Day next Monday, October 13. Christopher Columbus is arguably one of the greatest explorers in human history, sailing the ocean blue in 1492 before reaching The West Indies. In 1510, he founded the Ohio city we now call ''Columbus.''

In 1990, his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson Chris Columbus directed the Christmas holiday classic ''Home Alone''

The only indigenous life form on Ceti Alpha 6