Saturday, August 30, 2025

MN AG Keith Ellison Speaks At The DNC Summer Meeting In Minneapolis


 Thank you.

I have sued Donald Trump 44 times, and I'll sue him 44 MORE times!!!!(applause) THAT NAZI TRUMP THINKS he can just come INTO OOOOOUR STATE AND START ARRESTING VIOLENT CRIMINALS AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. Well, I'm telling Trump that Minnesota is run by criminals, crooks, corruptocrats, communists, creeps and cross-dressers and it always will BE!!!!!!

As long as the stupid voters keep voting Democrats to state-wide officie and our voter fraud, vote harvesting operation lasts, WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT MINNESOTA REMAINS THE MOST CORRUPT STATE IN THE COUNTRY!!!! (loud applause)

We at The Minnesota's AG Office don't go after ACTUAL criminals, like murderers, rapists, car-jackers, looters, and rioters. I go after businesses that don't operate the way I WANT THEM TO, and if they don't contribute to The Democrats, WE'LL FIX THEM GOOD!!! 

I have my Somali friends makin' us Democrats filthy rich, and that so called Feeding Our Future ''fraud'' is nothing more than my Somali supporters ''helping their firends out.''(applause)

WE DEMOCROOKS REWARD OUR CORRUPT SUPPORTERS, AND OUR CORRUPT SUPPORTERS REWARD US BY KEEPING US IN POWER!!!!(loud applause)

After my good friend, Omar Fateh is elected Mayor of that third-world shithile Minneapolis, We will complete the third-world, MUSLIM takeover of The City of Lakes, and force EVERYONE to pray to Mecca!!!(applause)

Our friends in Minneapolis have Whitey SCARED!!!! We intimidated that JURY into convicting Derek Chauvin of MURDERING GEORGE FLOYD, even though we all know that thug Saint George died from fentanyl poisoningl.

My foot soldiers are breaking car windshields ALL OVER THE CITY, AND WE HAVE THESE TIMID, SUBMISSIVE HONKEYS BELIEVING THAT'S THE PRICE OF LIVING IN THE CITY!!! (applause)

Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty would rather throw the book at WHITEY who dare say the 'n' word than a Somali gangster who rapes a White Girl! I'M PROUD TO SAY THUGS AND GANGS RULE MINNEAPOLIS!!!! (applause)

Now, Trump thinks he can come into Democrat-run cities like Minneapolis and start cutting crime or some shit like dat!!!

Who does he think he is? The chief executive law officer of the COUNTRY??? He's a CONVICTED FELON!!!! HE DIDN'T EVEN BREAK ANY ACTUAL LAWS AND OUR CROOKED LEFTIST BLACK ATTORNEYS IN ULTRA-CORRUPT DEMOCRAT-RAN CITIES STOLE EVERYTHING HE HAD AND SENTENCED HIM TO 700 YEARS IN PRISON!!!!.....

....AND NOW THAT DAMNED CROOK IS IN THE WHITE WHITE TELLING US HE'S COMING INTO OUR CITIES AND FIGHTING VIOLENT CRIME???????

We had better fight back, or HE WILL THROW OUR FOOT SOLDIERS IN JAIL AND ALL OUR UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS OUT OF THE COUNTRY!!! HOW ARE DEMOCRATS SUPPOSED TO KEEP WINNING ELECTIONS IF OUR VOTER BASE IS IN JAIL OR DEPORTED OUT OF THE COUNTRY??????(audience begin chanting....)


FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!! FIGHT!!!! FIGHT!!!!......THAT'S MY TIME! I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!!


Friday, August 29, 2025

Congratulations To (Soon-To-Be) Former Texas Representatives Jasmine Crockett And Al Green

The Republicans in The Texas State Legislature have passed their bill to redraw the state's congressional district map, and it appears that Congressman Al Green AND Representative Jasmine Crockett will see their districts erased.

It appears the 2 members of Congress are losing their seats, and will soon be seeking the next Democrat money-laundering scheme or multi-million dollar grift. Our sources tell us that CNN have announced they were looking for a panelist fluent in GHETTO TRASH TALK, so it looks like they will hire Jasmine Crockett. 

Also, we have learned that Representative Al Green will be beginning an EXCITING new career as a LIVING CAVE MAN STATUE at The ARCHEOLOGICAL MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY in Dallas, Texas.

We congratulate them both.




Thursday, August 28, 2025

HEADLINE: CHRISTIAN-HATING TRANS TERRORIST KILLS 2, WOUNDS 17 AT MPLS. CATHOLIC CHURCH/SCHOOL AS CHRISTIAN-HATING TRANS-ENABLING LEFTISTS CRITICIZE PRAYERS, TRANS OPPONENTS AND GUN OWNERSHIP

Yesterday morning, a heavily-armed trans-terrorist Robin (formerly Robart) Westman murdered two children and shot 17 others in an attack on Annunciation Catholic Church-School in Minneapolis. 

Diagrams of the church were found, along with the killer's manifesto and messages scrawled on HIS gun magazines, such as ''6,000,000 wasn't enough', ''Where Is Your God NOW?''' amd ''Kill Donald Trump''. Yet, officials are 'STILL looking for a motive.

As to be expected, leftist politicians blame gun ownership and The SECOND AMENDMENT, not mental illness or even the killer himself. Inept Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey criticized those who PRAYED for the victims and their families. He warned against opposing the trans agenda, ignoring the long series of mass murders committed by trans-terrorists since 2020.


trans-terrorist Robin (formerly Robert) Westman




This is Minnesota's Lieutenant-Governor


                                                                                                                                                                  
This is The Mayor of Minneapolis

 


Sunday, August 24, 2025

I Endorse Candidate Laverne Turner For Minneapolis Mayor


The local 'news' media will try to make the voters in Minneapolis think there's only two choices for Mayor.

There's the milquetoast incumbant who let the city burn during the George Floyd Riot of 2020 and the ultra America-hating, Somali leftist who has been crowned the front-runner by the local news media.

The RedSquirrel Report endorses a different candidate, conservative Independent Laverne Turner. 

Current Mayor Jacob Frey's campaign slogan should be 'Don't Believe Your Lying Eyes'. After the summer of Covid, downtown Minneapolis has become a ghost town. Hoodlums smash hundreds of car windows while the mayor and the completely worthless Minneapolis City Council do NOTHING about crime.

Meanwhile, Frey's rival Omar Fateh is campaigning on 'opposing Donald Trump', completely ignoring the violent crime problem in Minneapolis. The local news media will not investigate any ties he has with the outragious, numerous fraud scandals surrounding the Somali community. He NEVER speaks on fighting crime or public safety, just that he 'opposes Donald Trump'. If he is elected the next mayor, he will let the criminals run wild. He supports rent control even though it never works.

I endorse Independent Conservative Laverne Turner. He understands the importance of fighting crime (or as you liberals call it, 'public safety'.).

There are things that I want from the Minneapolis city government in the months and years to come. FIRST, I want the city government to hire more police officers and to treat them fairly.

I also want The Third Precinct Building to be leveled and re-built. Our best chance of turning the City of Minneapolis around comes by electing  Laverne Turner the next Mayor.

This bushy-tailed correspondent invites the voters of Minneapolis to look beyond their looney leftist wokeness, and elect Laverne Turner. Let's shock the extremist, woke Democrat-Socialist Minneapolis establishment.


Friday, August 22, 2025

IDEA: LET THE PEOPLE OF MINNESOTA CHOOSE THE STATE FLAG

Are you happy with the new state flag of Minnesota, or would you prefer the return of the classic state flag? I think the residents of Minnesota should have a choice.

Here's my idea: On the 2026 Minnesota state ballot, there should be a referendum giving the voters that choice.

''Which of these flags should be the official state flag of Minnesota?'









Thursday, August 21, 2025

OUR NEW TOP TEN LIST: HOW WILL THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS DISAPPOINT THEIR FANS THIS YEAR?


The Minnesota Vikings have existed 63 years, and yet the team HAS NEVER won a SuperBowl. Wow, now THAT'S A RATHER DISAPPOINTING ACCOMPLISHMENT!

In their long and disappointing history, the CLOSEST the Minnesota Vikings have come to NOT DISAPPOINTING THEIR FANS was in 1985, when they finished with a 7-9 record. They improved over the previous year when the team finished with an abysmal, DISAPPOINTING 3-13 record.

There was the strike year in 1987-1988 when The Mighty Vikes defeated The New Orleans Saints AND The San Francisco 49ers in play-off games on the road, before disappointing their fans in the NFC Championship game.

The Vikings played in four SuperBowls, disappointing their fans all four times. The Vikings finished the 1998-1999 season with a 15-1 record, and yet they failed to make it to The SuperBowl. Highly disappointing.

The Minnesota Vikings have disappointed their fans in so many, various ways in their 62 years in existence. With the new N.F.L. season beginning in just a few weeks, our question this week is 'How will the Vikings disappoint their fans in 2025-2026?


Here from our home office in Bovey, Minnesota is our new TOP TEN LIST. THESE ARE THE TOP TEN MOST PROBABLE, POSSIBLE WAYS THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS WILL DISAPPOINT THEIR FANS THIS YEAR:


10. The team will be depleated by injuries and finish with a losing record

  9. The team misses out on the playoffs by losing to a team with a losing record.

  8. Like all Minnesota profressional sports teams, WE WITNESS A LATE SEASON COLLAPSE

  7. They play more like The Minnesota Possums, playing dead at home, and getting killed on the road

  6. They lose games they should win.

  5. The season comes down to a 20 yard chip-shot field goal and......WIDE TO THE LEFT!!!!

  4. Our defense stop the other team on 4th down.... but WAIT........Penalty on The Vikings. The other team scores on  the very next play. VIKINGS LOSE AND MISS THE PLAY-OFFS.

  3. WHO CARE? The NFL is FIXED.

  2.  One week, Viking offense is flat. The next week, Viking defense looks awful.

  1.. THE VIKES MAKE IT TO THE SUPERBOWL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 48 YEARS.......AND LOSE.





Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Hank Williams Jr. Sings The ''Are You Ready To Boycott The N.F.L.?'' Song Parody

 


Well, it's Monday night

We're boycotting just to spite

This league is woke, they can go and fly a kite

Thet have male cheerleaders prancing around

The league is being run right into the ground

I would rather watch RAW or The UFC fights

None of us are watching football on Monday night!



Are you ready to boycott this CRAP?


All you former N.F.L. football fans

All the woke B.S. it makes me groan

another preachy message in the endzone

If I never watch another game I will be alright

Me and my friends refuse to watch Monday night


Are you ready?

ARE YOU READY?



to say 'SCREW YOU ROGER GOODELL!'

There's only one National Anthem. man!

I DON'T WANT TO WATCH MALE CHEERLEADERS

I'm so sick of the endzone messages

I am boycotting this season,. all this woke crap is trite

Me and my friends are BOYCOTTING Monday night.....



Sunday, August 17, 2025

TONIGHT ON FRONTLINE: OMAR FATEH'S THIRD-WORLD TAKEOVER OF MINNEAPOLIS



Tonight on Frontline......

Third world shithole Minneapolis is electing a Mayor in November, and the leading candidate is anti-police Somali leftist Omar Fateh. Fateh's agenda is to oppose President Trump and his administration at every turn. Radical Socialist Fateh 's agenda also includes the defunding the ALREADY-DEFUNDED Minneapolis Police Department as well as harassing the city's landlords.

Fateh is tied to numerous fraud trials surrounding The Twin Cities ridiculously huge Somali population, including The Feeding Our Future Fraud involving nearly almost half a billion dollars stolen from the taxpayers of Minnesota.

The leading candidate Fateh won the Minneapolis DFL Mayoral Primary last month, defeating current milquetoast Mayor Jakob Frey, who let BLM rioters set Minneapolis on fire in May 2020.

Hundreds of car windshields have been smashed in just the past month, and Fateh doesn't care. In fact, Fateh appears to think that law enforcement is a form of state-sanctioned racism. He wants rent control even though rent control never works.

Omar Fateh has been compared to the Somali pirate from the 2013 high seas thriller, 'Captain Phillips'. 

The voters will make a dicision this November. Will they vote for a third-world takeover of The City of Lakes, or will the voters decide that the city should remain in the control of Americans.........moreless.

The vast majority of Minneapolis voters are unhinged leftists that oppose President Trump's efforts to cut crime in America. There were many who protested ICE agents when they arrested third-world human traffickers and drug dealers in the mostly foreign-controlled Phillips neighborhood.

Most Minnepolitians proudly believe in queer rights, trans rights, climate change, and blame THEMSELVES when a crime happens. Cars are unlocked at night to make it easier for criminals to steal what's IN the cars without having to bust in the windows.

There is very LITTLE support for The Minneapolis Police Department. Meetings of The Minneapolis City Council are more-like SNL skits, full of political correctness and woke silliness. There are several homosexuals and America-hating grifters on the Minneapolis City Council.

A committee of urban weirdos recently voted for a new state flag, one that resembles the Somali national flag. Their justification was that the old Minnesota State flag offended them.

Minnesota's fifth congressional district contains the city of Minneapolis, and Somali bomb-thrower Ilhan Omar is the representative. She has broken numerous laws and continues in insult and berate Normal, Everyday Americans. She is supported by Middle-Eastern terrorists. ANOTHER muslim, Minnesota;s current Attorney General Keith Ellison represented the state's fifth district before Ilhan Omar.

Somalis and ultra-leftist progressives have dominated Minneapolis politics for decades, yet still they continue to blame and demonize Republicans, law-enforcement and landlords. 

As it stands, progressive current Mayor Jakob Frey is considered the 'conservative' in the Minneapolis Mayor's race. Most Minneapolis progressives hate America so much they are throwing their support to leftist, third-world grifter Omar Fateh.


Can Minneapolis fall EVEN DEEPER into the communist, islamo-third world shitter? We will find out in November.


Next on Frontline: Will New York City Elect An Anti-Semetic Communist For Mayor???

Friday, August 15, 2025

Tuesday, August 12, 2025

UNHINGED LEFTISTS: SYDNEY SWEENEY IS A NAZI BECAUSE SHE EATS BASKIN-ROBBINS ICE CREAM!!!!!


 

BLUE-HAIRED LEFTISTS SCREAM, WOKE COMMIES SCREAM, THEY ALL SCREAM BECAUSE SYDNEY SWEENEY EATS ICE CREAM!

Psychotic leftists continue to swirl uncontrollably down their mental maelstrom this week, as the 'great jeans' model SYDNEY SWEENEY did a commercial ad for BASKIN-ROBBINS. As the model playfully enjoys the ice cream with colorful sprinkles, hysterical leftists continue to lose their minds.

Just LAST WEEK, they freaked out over Sydney Sweeney's' AMERICAN EAGLE JEANS AD. THE LOONEY, PARANOID LEFTISTS SOMEHOW TRIED TO SAY THE AD WAS NAZI PROPAGANDA. 

It's looking like the popular model/actress is having fun being the target of baseless, HAPLESS rumor and innuendo, and every time she appears in an adverisment for these companies, the campaign becomes a SMASHING SUCCESS!

Perhaps American Eagle, Baskin-Robbins, AND Sydney Sweeney should send a nice 'thank you' note to their enemies. These leftist WHACKJOBS don't know it yet, but they are INADVERTENT MARKETING GENIUSES!!!

Sunday, August 10, 2025

Monty Python SONG PARODY ALERT!!! The Texas House Democrats Bravely Ran Away


Gather around, little squirrels. Let me tell you a story.

One day, the Brave, heroic Democrats of the Texas State House of Representatives BRAVELY ran away from their job because EEEEEVIL Republicans were redrawing the state's congressional map.  Democrats from the world over applauded and LOUDLY CHEERED THEIR BRAVERY, saying that by BRAVELY RUNNING AWAY, these HEROIC PUBLIC SERVANTS will save democracy! (or something).

And so, The Democrats BRAVELY RAN AWAY. HEY!!!! THAT SOUNDS LIKE THAT SONG 'BRAVE SIR ROBIN' FROM Monty Python's 1980 classic comedy Monty Python And The Holy Grail!

We are joined by group of minstrals today to sing a song parody PRAISING these BRAVE HEROIC public servants. Take it away, BOYS!:


The Texas House Democrats bravely ran away from The Lone Star STATE.

They couldn't stand the thought of The Republicanss redrawing the congressional map  

Only things that feed democrats' lust for power should be allowed!

Brave, brave, brave Lone Star Democrats!


They were not afraid to run away THESE BRAVE DEMOCRATS

They ran away so The Republicans could not have a quorum

The leftist scribes breathlessly praised their BRAVERY!

Brave, Brave, Brave Lone Star Democrats!!!!!!


We RAN AWAY BECAUSE WE WANT the dead and the illegals vote

WE RAN AWAY FOR rigged machines and no voter I.D.

WE RAN AWAY FOR the right to commit VOTER FRAUD

WE RAN FOR THE RIGHT TO VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN!!!

Brave Brave, Brave Lone Star Democrats!!!!


(We'll come back when we get our way!!!)


Wednesday, August 6, 2025

Continuing New York City Coverage: And Now, Correspondent Yakov Smirnoff.....


We continue our report from the Mayoral campaign in New York City with Correspondent, Yakov Shmirnov:


WHAT A MAYORAL ELECTION!

In 1995 New York City, Mayor Rudy Guliani made crimiinals disappear. After 2025 New York City, Mamdani the Commie will make Jews, law-abiding former New Yorkers, and businesses disappear! Heh, heh, heh....

In New York of 1998, you can always find a party. If Mamdani the Commie wins, THE PARTY finds YOU!

After Mamdani the Commie takes over the grocery stores in New York City, you will buy what he TELLS YOU WHAT CAN BUY, IF THERE'S ANY GROCERIES LEFT ON THE SHELVES! He also wants to let all the criminals and looters free, so when all the grocery stores leave, the criminals who loot the city-ran stores and vote for the commie might scratch their heads and wonder why they live in a food desert. Heh, heh, heh.

Mamdani the Commie wants to take over the means of production. The Communist has never worked in the real world, so he speaks like Karl Marx because that's what his communist dad does. Mamdani's dad is a commie college professor. His voters are the brainwashed, indoctrinated communist college students.

Black and White people who work for a living vote against Mamdani because they live in the real world.

If Mamdani wins, there will be only 2 TV channels available. Channel One will consist of pro-Mamdani propaganda. On Channel Two, one of his Kommissars will tell you to turn it back to Channel One.

If they elect Mamdani the Commie, New Yorkers will probably stand in line for toilet paper at his city-ran grocery store. WHAT A CITY!!!!!!Heh, heh, heh......I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR ELECTION DAY!!!!

Many America-hating college students support Mamdani because COMMUNISM HAS WORKED 'SO WELL' IN THE SOVIET UNION, CHINA, CUBA, AND CAMBODIA! WHERE DO WE SIGN UP???

BUT THIS WILL BE EVEN BETTER THAN LIFE IN THE OLD SOVIET UNION!!! IN U.S.S.R., THERE WASN'T GANGS ROAMING THE STREETS, COMMITTING VIOLENT CRIME AND LOOTING STORES!! IN MAMDANI'S NEW YORK CITY, YOU GET BEATEN UP BEFORE YOU GET YOUR TOILET PAPER!!! THREE CHEERS FOR COMMUNISM!!!!

SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN TO ME!!! WHAT A CITY!!!!Hehe, heh, heh.................


Back to you, Little RedSquirrel...........

Tuesday, August 5, 2025

HEADLINE: PSYCHOTIC BLACK MOB BRUTALLY BEATS WHITE WOMAN (RACIST CITY OFFICIAL SAYS VICTIM 'BEGGED FOR IT')

 


Racist Member of the Cincinatti City Council Victoria Parks (pictured) should be hounded out of office and her voters should be ashamed of themselves.

Ilhan Omar: 'I Grew Up Under A Dictator'


Minnesota's fifth District Representative, Somali Democrat Ilhan Omar, recently said that 'she grew up under a dictator'. Her Father IS COLONEL NUR OMAR MOHAMED IN FORMER COMMUNIST DICTATOR MOHAMED SIAD BARRE'S REGIME.

What utter, breath-taking gall. Such incredible, SHAMELESS CHUTZPAH. YOUR FATHER SERVED IN THE DICTATOR'S MILITARY LEADERSHIP!

It's like murdering YOUR parents and then PLEADING for mercy because you're AN ORPHAN.

It's like demanding the government PAY YOU REPARATIONS because your distant ancestors WERE SLAVES 3000 years ago!!!!

This is like SUING GOD for EVICTING Adam and Eve FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN. 

It's like insulting your host country after they've saved you and your corrupt family, and gave you countless opportunites you would NEVER have if you remained in your third-world SHITHOLE WHERE YOU BELONG

YOU COMMIT IMMIGRATION FRAUD, then REPEATEDLY INSULT YOUR HOST COUNTRY.

You didn't grow up under a dictator. You grew up privieged BECAUSE of the DICTATOR YOUR FATHER SERVED UNDER. 

GET OUT OF HERE!


Saturday, August 2, 2025

Unsolved Mysteries Investigates: Is The New Sydney Sweeney Jeans Ad NAZI Propaganda?


Sydney Sweeney, a beautiful blue-eyed, blonde actress and model, appears in a 'controversial' new American Eagle Outfitter jeans commercial. There are unhinged detractors who  CLAIM the ad as NAZI propaganda. For NORMAL Americans, we see an attractive young woman CLAD IN well-fitting denim, but for some, the ad reminds them of THE HORROR OF THE HOLOCAUST.

The detractors of the ad's slogan 'I'VE GOT GOOD JEANS'  cannot see it as fun wordplay. INSTEAD, THEY SAY IT REMINDS THEM OF THE NAZI EUGENICS PROGRAM. 

Is this jeans ad a crime against humaity? Should Sydney Sweeney and the company in question be subjected to Nuremburg Trials? 

Here to answer those questions is the host of UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, Robert Stack:



Hello......Good Evening. Welcome to UNSOLVED MYSTERIES. I AM ROBERT STACK.

Tonight, we will investigate what's behind the accusations against the new American Eagle Outfitters jeans ad featuring actress and model SYDNEY SWEENEY. There are some who believe that the new advertisement is a form of NAZI FASCIST PROPAGANDA. At first glance, these accusations appear absurd, BUT STILL.....WE HERE AT UNSOLVED MYSTERIES HAD TO FIND THE TRUTH.

First, we investigated the company. America Eagle Outfitters is an American company, not a NAZI company, and they have nothing to do with fascism.

We contacted Sydney Sweeney's publicist and  asked her if Miss Sweeney was, is, OR HAS EVER BEEN a NAZI. The publicist just laughed and assured us that she wasn't. Then she hung up.

We tried to interview ACTUAL NAZIS TO GET THEIR OPINION ON THE JEAN AD. ADOLF HITLER died 80 years ago. We tried to CONTACT the actual NAZI Propogandist film-maker Leni Riefenstahl, but she died in 2003 at the age of 101. It's extremely difficult to interview ACTUAL NAZIS becuase IT APPEARS THEY NO LONGER EXIST.

Next, we tracked down and tried to interview detractors of the offending ad. We found them to be moridly obese, hateful, and confused of their gender. Many of them are out-of-work Biden-era government officials. Some were cross-dressers recently fired from the U.S. military. Many of them resided in their parent's house and some of them lived in their parent's basement.

As it turns out, the ad's slogan 'I'VE GOT GOOD JEANS/ GENES' has nothing to do with White Supremacy or The White Aryan Race. It was just a play on words. Surprisingly, the unhinged haters of the young model are mostly, morbidly obese leftists WHO HATE THEMSELVES AND HATE PEOPLE IN GENERAL

We asked a conservative talk show host who asked to remain nameless what HE thought of these charges. He said:

'LET US RIDICULE, MOCK, AND LAMBASTE THESE UNHINGED, WOKE WEIRDOS, POINT OUR FINGERS AND LOUDLY GUFFAW AT THEM FOR THEIR SILLINESS AND THEIR UTTER FOOLISHNESS!!!'

Finally, we asked our resident Sociology professor at a local college what he thought of this controversy and he said:

They are brain-damaged, morbidly-obese leftists, envious of Miss Sweeney and her beauty. They are crazed with wokeness, PARANOID and many were indoctrinated at the local AMERICA-HATING college. EVERYBODY THEY DISLIKE ARE NAZIS.

'LEFTIST LOGIC' states that Since (A) Adolph hitler was a NAZI AND (B) He owned a dog, that means (C) if you own a dog, that's makes YOU A NAZI! Almost EVERYBODY they dislike or disagree with are NAZIS!!! ALL BLUE-EYED BLONDES ARE ALSO NAZIS.

CONCLUSION: Our crack staff could not find anything to tie Miss Sweeney OR The American Eagle Company to any fascist organization whatsoever. This is ROBERT STACK, AND THIS WAS UNSOLVED MYSTERIES. 

Good night!