PSA: Are You Really Saving Democracy?

Are you really 'saving democracy' by having your political opponent(s) arrested and thrown in prison?

or by removing your opponent's name from the ballot and denying the voters their freedom of choice?

or censoring those who disagree with you?

or weaponizing the court systems in deep-blue cities to rob your opponent of his / their fortune and freedom, and making ridiculous, fake, phony charges in the hope you can eliminate your political opponent(s)?

or if you have your Gestapo or a SWAT TEAM smash in the door of your 75-year-old political opponent or his supporters, and CNN ALREADY has their cameras there on the scene at 4:30 a.m. to put on a big arrest show,  as his/her traumatized children cry in terror

or if your allies in state-run media lie their asses off non-stop, demonizing your political opponent(s)

Chances are, you're NOT saving democracy. You are the bad guy.............

A Grandma Thelma Harper Commentary : E. Jean Carroll Has Splinters In The Windmill Of Her Mind

As part of The Democrats campaign of harassment and persecution against former and future President Donald Trump, mentally unstable author E. Jean Carroll sued him for denying that he had raped her 30 years ago.

This week, a jury awarded the author an eye-popping $83,300,000 civil defamation award. Of course, Team Trump is appealing this insane ruling. 

Here to comment is our Senior correspondent, Grandma Thelma Harper:

Dad Gummit! That jury awarded psycho hosebag E. Jean Carroll $83,000,000 in her civil defamation lawsuit against Donald Trump. Normal-Americans know that her elevator doesn't all the way to the top, and she has splinters in the windmill of her mind! Previously, another jury awarded her $5,000,000, but now another jury has awarded her $85,000,000. 

You take a jury of Trump-hating, communist New York liberals who also hate people who work for a living and this is what you get.

I've been reading up on this crazy lunatic Carroll, and learned that she named her pet dog 'VAGINA'! I don't know about you, but I think naming your pet after a FEMALE SEXUAL ORGAN might be a sign that you're a sex-obsessed, perverted nut-job!

I think E. Jean Carroll is playing hockey with a warped puck!

I also read that she said that rape is sexy. There are some folks on Twitter who think she decided to go after Trump after seeing an episode of 'Law And Order: Special Victims Unit.  Jean Carroll is a 'special' victim alright. I think she rides the short bus and wears a hockey helmet everywhere she goes!

Well, I've said enough. God Bless America, and may God Bless and Keep Donald Trump.

Morgan Wallen Song Parody Alert: Woke Culture Is Ruining Everything I Love

Country music superstar Morgan Wallen had several big hits in 2023, one of them being 'Everything I Love', The song reminds me that The evil, killjoy Democrats seem Hellbent to destroy ALMOST EVERYTHING THAT REAL AMERICANS LOVE.

Here to sing about it is the country hitmaker himself. Hit it, Morgan:

I love the movies and the classic TV shows

I liked 'Die Hard', The Terminator, Lucy and Rambo

and watch the NFL before I got sick of all that woke stuff

I've had enough

I won't spend another dollar

this woke p.c. crap I just can't stand

They even cancelled Aunt Jemima and my football team changed their name

I'm White so they blame me for everything

Can't you see what they're doing?

They're ruining EVERYTHING I LOVE

I don't care if you're straight or gay

I wish the drag queens would just go away

Robbing the kids of their innocence

They're teaching sex-ed in the second grade

You can have your Pride Parade

Whatever floats your boat

as long as you leave me and mine alone

Just leave us alone

They took away this country that I loved

I can't stand this anymore I've had enough

You leftist busybodies, treat us like we're your pawns

You won't stop until everything I love is gone

You leftist weirdos are ruining EVERYTHING I LOVE

I won't spend another dollar

at Disneyland or buy another case of Miller Light

politicizing everything, now everything I love is gone

You're so maladjusted

Confusing boys and girls

You're ruining the people I LOVE

I can't turn on the TV

They shove it in my face

Black is good and White is bad

They make everything all about your race

I wish they would stop it

These damn jerks are RUINING EVERYTHING I LOVE

They know damn well 

WOKE CULTURE'S RUINING EVERYTHING I LOVE

But The Left Says That Trump Is The Dictator

 

Corrupt old Joe Biden has his opponents thrown in gulags without any due process.....

....but the left says that Trump is the dictator

Corrupt old Joe Biden is trying to have his main political rival thrown in prison....

....but the left says that Trump is the dictator

Corrupt old Joe Biden is forcing The American People to give up gas stoves,

incandescent light bulbs, and gas-powered cars,....

....but the left says that Trump is the dictator

Corrupt old Joe Biden's corrupt D.O.J. is harassing concerned parents, Catholics, 

and everyday Americans protesting the stolen 2020 election....

....but the left says that Trump is the dictator

Corrupt Joe Biden is busting down the doors of and arresting his political opponents....

....but the left says that Trump is the dictator

Corrupt old Joe Biden's state-run hate propaganda media lies their asses off and demonizes

his enemies....

....but the left says that Trump is the dictator

Social media banned Trump and his supporters.....

.....but the left says that Trump is the dictator

Under Donald Trump's leadership, America exprerienced freedom, peace, and prosperity....

....but the left says that Trump is a dictator

Under Donald Trump leadership, NOBODY who opposed him was sent to jail ....

....but the left says that Trump is a dictator

The unhinged left is lying about Trump, saying that he 'led an insurrection'. They say Trump is 'a threat to democracy.,' and they accuse him of 'trying to overturn the 2020 Election'..

The real insurrection happened on Election Day 2020, the left is THE REAL THREAT TO DEMOCRACY, and most Americans know that if the 2020 election was free and fair Trump would have won in a landslide.

He left The White House after the left cheated and stole the election.....

.....but the left says that Trump is a dictator.

And, Leftists are trying to take Trump off of ballots and take away our freedom of choice....

....but the left says that Trump is the dictator

Some Bushy-Tailed Predictions For 2024

 

It looks like 2024 will be a wild year. I predict the following will happen:

Donald Trump will win The 2024 Presidential Election in a resounding landslide, if only the legal votes are counted, 20,000,000 illegal aliens don't all vote for Biden, and the Trump vote overwhelms all The Democrat cheating and fraud.

Barack Obama will organize his civilian army of illegal aliens. psychopaths from the Third-world, ChiComs, and South-American drug dealers. 

By June, expect a Biden executive order making toilet paper and soup free of charge, although you'll have to stand in a long, long line to get it.

Biden will sign another executive order, mandating a ball-gag for anyone who complains about his latest mask mandate.

Biden will order the arrest of anyone caught using a gas stove and/or violating the prohibition on incandescent light bulbs.

Donald Trump will win 35% of the Black vote because he will be campaigning from a jail cell.

By October, Attorney General Merrick Garland finally schedules trial dates for some of the J6 hostages.

My Super Bowl Prediction: I will hate BOTH teams, I will hope EVERYONE suffers a broken leg, and I will hope both teams lose.

Time Magazine's 'Person of the Year' Taylor Swift will break up with Kansas City Chief Travis Kelce when the team doesn't win The Super Bowl.

And, in a presidential poll, a majority of Americans support the idea of Elon Musk building a sun-bound rocket for celebrities threatening to leave the country if Trump wins the election.

Longfellow Loon Welcomes The New Minnesota State Flag

The communists and cancel culture cultists running our state are embarrassing us again, This time they're replacing the Minnesota state flag. Gone is the classic design with a hard-working farmer and a native-American riding his horse.

Of the many designs submitted, many Americans noticed and commented about how one possible design looked like the flag of Somali Province (Puntland), the home of Anti-Semite fifth District Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar. 

The commssion in charge of this effort told the public that the new design must bring the state TOGETHER. So far, the new design they picked has brought snickers and derision, so I guess it's brought the state together.

Here to comment on the new Minnesota state flag is our resident leftist, Longfellow Loon:

LOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

YIPPEE!!!!Minnesota finally has a new flag!!!! Gone is the racist, offensive old flag with that dirty, old farmer. President Biden's Climate Czar John Kerry says that farmers are causing CLIMATE CHANGE, 

Conclusion: By eliminating the farmer from the Minnesota state flag, the state government is SYMBOLICALLY fighting climate change!

LOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOOOO!!!!!

Us progressives are also offended with the depiction of an Indigenous American riding on a horse. ANY depiction of a native American ANYWHERE is offensive to us, and it must be CANCELLED!!!. I HAVE SEIZURES when I see ANY native Americans DEPICTED ANYWHERE without the states' approval. 

I still have nightmares over the Indigenous-American maiden on the packaging of Land-O-Lakes Butter.

LOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOOOOOO!!!!!! 

This is the new design. It looks rather chilly, blue and green with a white star. Personally, I was hoping for something more COLORFUL, like a combination of a PRIDE flag and something that pays homage to our Somali-Muslim population. I'm just a tad disappointed, but at least I'm not OFFENDED!!!

LOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOOOOO!!!!

In conclusion, I want to thank The State Redesign Commission for their important work in making Minnesota an even more better and progressive state with this new state flag! Our wonderful Governor Tim Walz and Lieutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan also deserves praise!

LOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

All hail The Democrat Trifecta! LOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO!!!!!!!

Lucy's School Essay: This Is Bullshit

We here at RSR are proud of our 9-year-old Junior correspondent Lucy. She wrote this essay for which her communist government school teacher gave her a 'D'. 

Still, three cheers for lucy, cutting through the B.S. She writes:

In 2023, The American People saw their government violate our constitutional rights and  jail the Biden Regime's political opponents as if we were living in a banana republic. Is it even possible that things could get even WORSE in 2024?

Almost none of the J6 prisoners did anything wrong, yet hundreds lanquish in Biden's gulag. Meanwhile, Pro-Hamas rioters try to break the fence around The White House, desecrate the statues of our founding fathers, and smear red paint on The White House, yet The White House police arrest ONLY ONE of these dangerous rioters.

This is Bullshit.

Biden 'Justice' Department and corrupt, leftist deep-blue cities harass and persecute President Donald Trump and his family OVER NON-CRIMES, but cover up The corrupt Biden Crime Family's numerous crimes. They see nothing wrong about Biden money-laundering and influence peddling, while they are literally trying TO STEAL The Trump Family's business and harass them out of New York City.

This is Bullshit.

On October 7, Hamas terrorists invaded Israel, beheading and COOKING little, innocent Jewish babies, kidnapping and raping young Jewish girls, murdering entire Jewish families, and showing off their crimes against humanity on facebook........yet their supporters demand that Israel accept a cease-fire. 

Bullshit!

The capitol police targetted women on J6 to enrage the Sheepdog Patriot Men who were protesting the stolen election on January 6th. Instead of prosecuting violent criminals, so-called 'law-enforcement take the J6 protestors as hostages, keeping them in Biden's gulags.

Many of them are guilty of NOTHING MORE THAN PROTESTING THE STOLEN 2020 ELECTION.

The political left thinks all they have to do is falsely accuse President Trump of 'insurrection', then act like he has already been convicted. These corrupt lunatics think they can disqualify his candidacy based on their dishonest, repeated accusation(s). They are criminal tyrants, and think that they can do whatever they want to feed their lust for power.

They keep saying that Trump is a 'danger to our democracy'. Let me translate what they're actually saying:

'If Trump wins, he will turn over our deep-state corruption applecart.'

TRUMP'S ENEMIES ARE FULL OF BULLSHIT, AND I HOPE THAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SEES THRU IT!