(SONG PARODY ALERT!!!!) BIDEN: I AM IRON MAN!

Have they lost their minds?

Are his voters really that blind?

Can he lead at all?

He tore down the Southern Wall

Is he alive or brain-dead?

Has he thoughts within his head?

Can he walk and talk?

Or, if he moves, will he fall?

He trips up the stairs

Hawaii's on fire, He doesn't care

Has he has thoughts inside his brain?

Sends our money to Ukraine

He's wearing sunglasses

He sucks on an ice cream cone

Stays on vacation

He looks like he's stoned

Now Election Day is near

American people live in fear

He's throwing his opponents in jail

Joe looks confused, weak and frail

Now he's making a speech

He is lying, angry and mean

He is shaking his fist

He'll jail those who resist

Corrupt and senile

An extremist ding-a-ling

He is a puppet

Obama pulls his strings 

Beware Of The Government Shutdown!!!!!

If the Republicans and Democrats don't find an agreement on a budget by Saturday, there will be a partial government shutdown. The American People should be concerned about this, OR SHOULD THEY BE?

Of course, The fear-mongering Democrats threaten us all with talk of withheld Social Security checks and American soldiers not recieving their paychecks, and of course, they are lying. Your check will be waiting for you in your mailbox during a partial shutdown.

They don't mention all their corruption, self-serving money-making schemes and the insane waste in the government. Almost everything the government does is either evil, (should be) illegal, or wasteful. You don't fall $33trillion in debt by accident.

With The Biden Regime, it's EVEN WORSE.

We are funding the war in Ukraine. I'll bet even with a 'government shutdown', the crooks in Washington will find some way to fund the war. The politicians are making A KILLING from money laundering and this thing called 'foreign aid.'

Personally, I'm TERRIFIED of a possible partial government shutdown, and have some SERIOUS questions about what will happen to this country:

If the government shuts down, who will break down our doors and arrest our families for opposing the party in power? Who will raise our taxes, and send our money off to fund wars in foreign lands?

Can we still keep those all-important, much-needed Biden gulags running?

Is it possible the politicians could lose their ability to launder money during a shutdown, making themselves less-obscenely rich? THIS SHOULD NOT BE!!!!

Who will make us to wear Covid face diapers and force the next plandemic down our throats? I might catch the Covid/cold and be bedridden for 2 or 3 days!!! WE'LL ALL DIE!!! COUGH!!! COUGH COUGH!!!!

Who will tell social media giants to censure my speech? Free speech IS A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY!!!!!

If there's a shutdown, HOW DO WE KEEP THE SOUTHERN BORDER WIDE OPEN?  HOW WILL WE GIVE AWAY FREE MEDICAL CARE AND GOVERNMENT GIVEAWAYS TO  THE POOR CRIMINALS, DRUG DEALERS, AND CHILD TRAFFICKERS???? 

The thought of a possible government shutdown makes this bushy-tailed correspondent shuddet!

I beg our Congrab, PLEASE AVOID A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN!!!! Come to an agreement!

SONG PARODY ALERT: Burgermeister Tim Walz 'The Buck Stops Here With Me' ('No More Toymakers To The KIng')

After only one day on the 'job;, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz's First Director of Cannabis Managememt, Erin Dupree, has resigned, amid reports that she had a history of selling illegal 'products'.

Following the resignation, the governor immediately accepted blame for the controversial appointment, saying 'The buck stops here with me,' which shocked Minnesotans on both sides of the aisle. Democrats were shocked because they can't believe the media would ever admit that the king-like governor could ever do anything wrong, and Republicans are shocked that he would ever take responsibility for ANYTHING or even suffer ANY bad press from the compliant news media.

This is the governor who let Minneapolis burn during the George Floyd Riots, mishandled Covid, squandered the state's $18billion surplus, and taunted the Republican minority with the most extreme, leftist, partisan legislative session in Minnesota history.

In fact, he has acted like an unhinged, authoritarian dictator. He reminds this bushy-tailed reporter of the Burgermeister Meisterburger from the Christmas claymation classic 'Santa Klaus Is Coming To Town.

Here he is to sing his theme song, a re-make of 'No Toymakers To The King', along with Lieutenant-Dictator-Governor Peggy Flanagan:

It's a diffIcult responsibility

I'm the Governor, and the buck stops here with me

I proudly announced the appointment of Erin DuPree

Now, I will take yet another selfie

I will grind your small business DOWN

All my opponents-BETTER NOT MAKE A SOUND!!!!

DEMOCRATS? WE'RE BIG SPENDERS!!!

IF YOU'RE CONFUSED WE'LL CHANGE YOUR GENDER!!!

Crime exploding across the North Star State

while I take another selfie WE ALL smile

Feeding Our Future and porn in schools

The state is run by proud progressives and pedophiles

It's.............a..........difficult responsibility

I'm king timmy and the buck stops here with me!

I regret to announce the resignation of Erin DuPree

Oh well, I will take A SELF-CONGRATULATORY SELFIE

I feed MY face at the Minnesota state fair

Minneapolis burns and I don't care

My pet cat he ran away

I wave my pride flag for the gays

Down your throats I shove my agenda

and taunt my Republican foes

The local news suck up to me

They think I'm the best. I smile and pose

(Peggy Flanagan sings;)

IT'S........A.......DIFFICULT RESPONSIBILITY

AND THE BUCK STOPS HERE WITH TIM AND ME

WE'RE NEVER CALLED OUT ON LOCAL TV......

(Burgemeister Walz unravels a parchment , clears his throat, and SPEAKS LOUDLY;)

From NOW ON, my full title will be;

King Tim, Burgermeister, The Head Honcho, The Alpha  and Omega, God of The Universe, The Governor, Tim the Great

and LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THE BUCK STOPS HERE WITH ME!!!!!..........Although.................

nothingismyfault,andIacceptNOblameforthetheappointmentofErinDupreeasDirectorofMinnesota'sOfficeofCannibisManagement............

THE BUCK STOPS HERE WITH ME!!!!!! (TA DA DUM....)

Our Hollywood Insider: New Live Action Snow White Actress Is A Woke Pain In The Ass!

Hello, this is your Hollywood Insider, reporting from the land of fruits and nuts.....

So, the star of the new Snow White will be a Hispanic Pain in The Ass, Ariel the Mermaid will be Black, The Ghostbuster guys have been replaced by Ghostbuster gals, and the next movie featuring the superhero THOR will star NATALIE PORTMAN????? HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD!!!!

I caught up with newcomer Rachel Zegler, the new star of the live action Snow White, and she REALLY TOLD US WHAT'S ON HER MIND! 

ROLL TAPE!.......

Rachel Zegler:

'So, I told the director what I wanted to do with Snow White. For one thing, this is 2023.....not 1937. My character should not be some 'sleeping beauty' waiting for her charming prince to come and wake her up. She should be her own woman, maybe even a great miltary leader, like Joan of Arc.

I think it would be cool if Snow White doubted her sexuality. She should be non-binary, maybe seek out a gender-affirming sex change operation or even find a lesbian partner. Maybe make the 'charming prince' Snow White's STALKER!

Also, if she DID happen to 'hook up' with the charming prince, maybe if she got pregnant she should empower herself with an abortion.That would be a great message for the 9 -year-old girls who come see the movie!

Also, since I look like a Mexican, perhaps Disney can also work in an angle where I am just a poor migrant trying to better my life in a new country! She can teach all the White characters that racism isn't cool!

I wanted soccer superstar Megan Rapinoe to make a cameo, but the suits and ties at Disney said they couldn't do it. Racists!

Oh well, I'm still excited about starring in this new version of Snow White!' My re-make will be way better than the original!'

So, there she is, Rachel Zegler, the star of the new Snow White LIVE ACTION MOVIE, and this is The Hollywood Insider. See you at the movies! So long!

Maybe Minnesota Should Change It's State Photograph Too

Last month, the DFL-led state legislature decided that a state commission will change the Minnesota State flag.

While they're at it, maybe they can also change the state photograph, from the famous image 'Grace' to something that more accurately reflects modern life in Minnesota. 'Grace' s terrific, but doesn't really reflect life in our state. 

Does anyone actually say 'Grace' in Minnesota anymore? It's 2023. College kids are learning to be good, compliant little communists, Somali gangs are stealing cars and committing violent crime in record numbers, and the state government kills unborn babies and robs the taxpayers blind.

On top of that, our local NFL team are 0-3. Minnesota is a state ran by leftists and her sports teams have a long tradition of disappointing their fans.

So, here is my proposal for a new Minnesota state photogragh: 

Longfellow Loon: The Democrats Are Changing The Minnesota State Flag, LOLOOLOOOLOOOO!!!!!

Our whacky leftist correspondent Longfellow Loon hears that the Minnesota State Legislature has decided to change The Minnesota State flag, and returns with this commentary:

LOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Our terrific Democrat legislature has voted to change The Minnesota State Flag. As a Minnesota progressive, I say 'It's about time!" LOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOOOO!!!!

The current state flag has a white farmer and a native American on it, but we all know that our state is much more than just that!

Maybe there should be a Somali gang kicking a fallen White supremacist, or we can commemorate the Lake Street riots following the brutal murder of George Floyd!

LOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOOOLOOOOLOOOOOLOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Maybe we can change it to a screenprint of our wonderful Governor Tim Walz and his fantastic Leiutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan with a RAINBOW field background! Those two have taken oodles of selfies that can be used! Maybe Minnesota can have 8 or 9 flags!!!!!

How about a screenprint of Walz and Flanagan feeding their faces at The Minnesota State Fair???

LOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOOLOOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Remember when our wonderful Ex-President Barack Obama had his own flag. It was The American Flag with his head replacing the 50 stars? I have one in my apartment!

Maybe, We should honor the Democrat Trifecta that passed TONS of legislation during the 2023 session!

Perhaps our new flag can show a doctor cutting an unborn baby's head off or a boy getting his penis chopped off..... I mean, 'Affirming his/ her gender!'! 

Maybe we can honor our DFL trifecta by showing schoolchildren eating, because we banned hunger....while those Republican meanies want to ban BOOKS!!! SHAME ON YOU, REPUBLICANS!!!

One of my Gay friends suggested the new flag should be a Rainbow Flag, with an image of former Minneapolis Mayor RT. Rybak officiating a same-sex marriage ceremony. 

LOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I am sure that Liegh Finke has tons of great ideas for the new state flag! Who knows? Maybe they'll ask me to be on the new flag. I am the Minnesota state bird.

I can't wait to see the new flag. TOOTLE-LOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOO

LOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Back to you, Red.

SONG PARODY ALERT: GOD IS GREAT, BEER IS GOOD, AND DEMOCRATS ARE BATSHIT CRAZY

Does it seem like the world has gone crazy in the last 3 years? Demon-crazed rioters burning neighborhoods down, cross-dressers and trans-activists ruling America from the White House, and racial division demons gone to insane extremes to punish America, it looks like a lot of people are seriously unhinged.

In 2008, Country singer Billy Curringtom scored a big hit with 'People Are Crazy.' He is here with a re-make, 'God Is Great, Beer Is Good, And Democrats Are Batshit Crazy.' Hit it:

The old man on TV

Senile as he can be

Falls up the stairs

He doesn't seem to care

The ChiComs give him orders

He opened the southern border

He hates us conservative hicks

Those vote machines sure did the trick

He lies to our face

His regime is a disgrace

I don't know about you But I say

God is great, beer is good.....

....and Democrats are batshit crazy

He might start a 3rd World War

or cause a national divorce

He won't go to Ohio

What is he saying? Hell, We don't know

Inflation's thru the roof

His supporters are nuts and that's the truth

He stopped the oil pipeline

The gaslighter-in-Chief tells us we're doing fine

He's a corrupt, senile liar

and his supporters say that's just fine

as long as Trump gets life

God is great, beer is good....

....and Democrats are batshit crazy

In 2024 we can say goodbye to him

The next 15 months will be grim

We can't elect him again. Or can we????

I hope on Election Day

He will be replaced

We will make America great again

His crime family in the State Pen

Political prisoners are set free

We'll have Freedom and prosperity 

His supporters will be mad as Hell

but the country is doing swell

His supporters can visit him

At a nursing home or federal pen

or maybe Guantanamo

(We'll sing):

God is great, beer is good......

and Democrats are batshit crazy

22 Years After The Attacks Of September 11, 2001

This week, America commemorates the evil attacks of September 11, 2001, where Muslim terrorists hijacked our airplanes, and used them as missiles, destroying The World Trade Center Buildings and severely damaging The Pentagon. 3,000 innocent people were murdered.

Now, insane Democrats are comparing the protests of January 6th, 2021 to the hellish murder of 3,000 innocent people. This dark day happened just 22 years ago, yet much of the country appears to have forgotten this heinous act. Instead, Many leftists are trivializing this act of unspeakable evil. Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar, a terrorist sympathizer, referred to 9/11/2001 as a day 'some people did something.'

Folks, this person was elected to Congress. Disgraceful.

It's 22 years later, and we have a corrupt, senile, liar in The White House, and his regime are trying to throw our heroes in prison for the rest of their lives. The somewhat heroic President we had in 2001 has turned his back on tens of millions of patriots who voted for him.

Donald Trump, who acted heroicly in the horrible days after the attack, was elected President in 2016. He has seen his presidency stolen, and the leftists who stole it are now trying to send him to prison for the rest of his life on ridiculous, bogus charges. America has turned into a communist, banana republic.

The Mayor of New York City during the attacks, Rudy Guliani, (also known as 'America's Mayor')' for his terrific leadership finds himself in legal jeopardy now. A 4th-rate leftist District Attorney in Atlanta is trying to send him to prison for giving Donald Trump legal advice.

My friends, This is happening just 22 years after we were attacked by psychotic Islamo-Nazis trying to bring about a one-world Islamic Caliphate.

It's 2023, and America suffers under a corrupt, semile liar who stole the presidency in 2020. He has swung the southern border wide open for terrorists, drug dealers, and human traffickers. He was not in NYC this week to commemorate the anniversary of the attacks. Instead, he flew to ALASKA where he lied about being at Ground Zero the day after the attack.

He has inappropriately appropriated  $6,000,000,000 to the Iranian mullahs, the top state sponsor of worldwide terrorism. You would hope that the supposed leader of the free world would know you don't give aid and support to terrorists.

The world has changed a lot since 2001, and not for the better.