SONG PARODY ALERT!! Taylor Swift's 'Leftists Need To Calm Down'

You're so unhinged and so full of hate
Acting crazy while I just want a friendly debate
You scream and cry, and yell at the sky
AntiFa thugs on the street punching an old man
Then you get on Twitter, you need a babysitter 
You believe CNN.....and all their lies

So now you're praying for a recession
You're so out of reach, you want to impeach because you hate the prez
and you just smashed my car window

So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down, All you leftist clowns
It's just a red hat oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)
Put away that baseball bat
Don't ground and pound
You leftist freaks need to calm down

I don't even know you
but you're calling me and my friends NAZIS
Are you going mad?
You hate Ivanka's Dad (This is just sad)
You're out to destroy me because I didn't bake your cake
Get a life for goodness sake
Leftist activists can be quite a pain in the neck

Hillary lost and you have a million excuses why
Control your childish urge to scream and cry
You scream at the sky

So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down, You leftist clowns
It's just a red hat oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, (oh)
There's another election next year
You're acting so insane and so queer

You're in your pillow fort in your Mommy's basement
trolling Kurt Schlichter 'cause he's killin' it
It's easy to figure it out
We all know what you're about
You need to calm down

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You leftists need to calm down (You need to calm down)
You're screaming too loud (You're screaming too loud)
and we're just oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)
You just need to chill (Trump defeated Hill)
Melania looks awesome in that lovely gown
You leftists need to calm down.

How Will History Judge President Trump?

Some people are probably wondering how will the historians judge President Donald Trump? Here to answer that question is our correspondent from the future:

Greetings from the future. It's dark even in the daytime. The New Green Deal is law of the land. Air travel is illegal, and so are hamburgers. Thanks to Obamacare 2, there are no hospitals or doctors.

I'm not authorized to tell you when the nuclear war started by Google destroyed civilization, or when facebook started rounding people up and placed the number of the Beast inside our wrists.

I'm also not authorized to say what happens in the Presidential Election of 2020, but I CAN tell you of  your current President Trump and how he is revered by us who value freedom.

Before The Great Orange One ran for the presidency, spineless Republicans would run and cry when attacked by the evil Democrats. They would crawl before the Dems, and many would just snivel or join forces with the evil donkeys in order to be invited to the Democrat Establishment cocktail parties. 

Then, the Great Orange Cheeto arrived. He was the first Republican to fight back. He taught us how to find our spine, and he would also make us conservatives break out in laughter at the silly Dems.

He humiliated the mean-spirited jerks in the mainstream press and the shadow government who laughed at his campaign. The Trump-haters cried at their news desks when he shocked the world on Election Night 2016.

He took to Twitter and took the battle to our enemies, and when they held their Star Chamber impeachment proceedings behind closed doors, he mocked the lying, bug-eyed leaker Adam Schiff.

While The Democrats and their mouthpiece CNN waged their fake news attacks against Trump, he did greats things for the country. His trade deals with China and Mexico and tax cuts brought full employment to the American people. There was record low Black unemployment and brisk economic growth, 

He made strides to build The Wall across the southern border, and kept the throngs of illegal aliens from invading us. He was also proven right when he brought many of our troops home.

Under his unique, keen leadership, he helped Make America Great Again.

My name is Kyle, and this is my message from the future. I came across time for you, America, and hope that the American people will keep America great when they vote in November 2020.

Welcome To The 2019 Democrat Halloween Party

Happy Halloween!

It's House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, hostess of The 2020 Democrat Halloween party from the House of Representative Building. The party has already started, so come on in!

Joe and Hunter Biden are bobbing for bribes with some friends from China....

We didn't carve a Jack-o-lantern this year. We just told Adam Schiff to sit by the front door and stare out the window.

Oh, here comes several members of the Democrat Caucus dressed up like AntiFa. Oh, wait a minute, AntiFa IS THE DEMOCRAT BASE AND THOSE AREN'T HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.....

We've hung a President Trump pinata from the ceiling but the damn thing keeps HITTING BACK!!!

Here comes a scary wolf man....Oh, that's only Texas Congressman Al Green. Hey Al, I think it's about time you shaved.......

Florida Representative Fredericka Wilson has arrived in her big.pink cowboy hat. Republicans believe every day is Independence Day, Democrats believe every day is Tax Day.....

.....and Fredericka Wilson believes EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN!

I'm hearing that fake Mexican Beto O-Rourke is skateboarding around DOOR-TO-DOOR in a great big sombrero and bandolier and and he's confiscating guns. (yelling) ALRIGHT ROBERT FRANCIS, WE GET IT!!! YOU'RE A SHAMELESS PSYCHOPATH!!!!

Over there I see Elizabeth Warren is in her Pocahontas costume, and she's promising to 'scalp' the taxpayers after she's elected President in 2020.

Kamala Harris has arrived in her slutty California Attorney General costume, and she's chatting it up with Nathan Grantham from the 1982 horror movie Creepshow. Oh, my mistake.....That's Crazy Bernie Sanders. Darn, those two could be identical twins!

Oh no, here comes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and she has come to the party as....ME! Alexandria darling, looking at you is like looking into the mirror.....before it shatters......

Barack Obama, John Brennan, James Comey, James Clapper, and Hillary Clinton, are leaving in handcuffs and prison stripes. Oh no, those aren't Halloween costumes, and those are real cops taking them all away!!!!

Now, those troublemakers Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glen Beck are throwing eggs all over the place!!! Curses!!!!

Well, that's all for now. This freak show is in full swing! See you on the campaign trail!!!

Bye!

Democrat John Mason Announces Primary Challenge Against Ilhan Omar

founding father George Mason

Last week, a Democrat announced his candidacy to remove ethically-challenged Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar from Congress.

That Democrat challenger is John Mason, a Black (check), gay (check), community organizer (check).

If I was a campaign adviser, I'd advise candidate Mason to go get a sex-change operation. It would be impossible to lose with Minneapolis voters. If there's anything that might hurt his candidacy in the extremely loony-leftist  CD5, it's that he is also an entrepreneur.

Mason promises inclusivity. 

He is attempting to become the first non-Muslim elected in Minnesota's fifth congressional district since Martin Olaf Sabo (a Lutheran) won in 2006.

The RedSquirrel Report endorses this candidate........because he's not Ilhan Omar.

Counter Protest Signs For President Trump's Rally At Target Center

President Trump Is holding a rally at Target Center this Thursday, and Joe The Cartoonist will be working, but he is planning to make some Trump rally signs for the attendees.

Here's some of his ideas:


10. Lock THEM Up

  9. CNN....The Most Trusted Name In Fake News

  8. Dear Mayor Frey.....He's Your President Too

  7. Welcome President Trump (We're Not ALL Brainwashed Leftists)

  6. Welcome To Minneapolis (Come For The Weather, Stay For The Welfare)

  5. Has That Bug-Eyed Creep Schiff Stopped Lying Yet?

  4. We Get It, CNN. You Hate Our President's Guts, And You're STILL Traumatized That He Won The 2016 Election.

  3. Make America Even Better

  2. RECORD......LOW.....UNEMPLOYMENT.......

  1. Call An Exorcist....I Think Speaker Pelosi Has An Unclean Spirit Inside Her Head

President Trump Will Visit Target Center Oct. 10th. Mayor Jacob Frey Hardest Hit

It was announced that President Trump will be visiting Minneapolis on October 10th, where he will be holding a rally at Target Center. Sniveling lib Mayor Jacob Frey says that the President isn't welcome.

Minneapolis used to resemble an American city, but now it's more like a leftist world class city, overran with crime, hijabs, illegal aliens and homelessness. It's looking more like Portland, Los Angeles, and Mogadishu all rolled into one metropolis made of crap.

Former Detroit Mayor Coleman Young used white flight to rid himself of undesirable residents: White and Black residents with jobs who weren't likely to keep the mayor in power.

Nearly every American city ran by Democrats are impoverished war zones, and Minneapolis is catching up to this awfulness. In the 1990's, Sharon Sayles-Belton led Minneapolis during it's Murderapolis heyday. The City of Lakes is also VERY generous with their welfare benefits. There should be signs that read:

Welcome To Minneapolis.....Come For The Weather, Stay For The Welfare.

I probably won't be IN the Target Center on Thursday, but I might make up some signs.........