On The Twelfth Day Of Lame-Duck, Soon To-Be Ex-President Biden Gave Away

1200 pardons,

11,000,000 border-jumpers, jumpin' 

10% Inflation

900 unjust J6 indictments

$800Billion in bribes to foreign oligarchs

7 D.E.I. hires 

6 cross-dressing weirdos

$500Billion more to The Ukraine

4 Trumped-up indictments against Trump 

$30,000,000 for 'The Big Guy'

2 bags of cocaine in The White House

,,,,,and a pardon for his crack-addict crooked son Hunter

TOP TEN: WHAT SHOULD TRUMP RE-NAME OUR 51ST STATE, CANADA?

This week, President-elect Donald Trump made a joke about annexing Canada and making it our 51st state, and that made some Canadien leftists are very angry. 

Your bushy-tailed correspondent thought the suggestion was hilarious, while many overly-serious, paranoid communists with no sense of humor were offended.

Let's imagine that Our President did make Canada our 51st state. I think Trump would re-name our neighbor to our North.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here is the new Top Ten List.....The Top Ten New Possible Names Of Canada, Our 51st State:

10. Albertrump

  9. Barron Columbia

  8. Novi Vanka

  7. Marla Maplesleaf

  6. Manitrumpa

  5. North Minnesotrump

  4. Northern Montanatrumpa

  3. Melania Scotia

  2. Elonmuskatoon

  1.Saskatrumpchewan

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