TOP 10 BIDEN / HARRIS 2024 CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

Yesterday, our senile, corrupt president announced his bid for re-election. From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota is our brand new Top Ten List......

THE TOP TEN BIDEN / HARRIS 2024 CAMPAIGN SLOGANS:

10. CLOSING YOUR BUSINESSES AND OPENING THE BORDER

  9. I'LL FINISH THE JOB UNTIL AMERICA IS FINISHED!

  8. 6UILD 6ACK 6ETTER

  7. ABORTION AND LOOTING ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!!

  6. A REPUBLICAN IN EVERY JAIL AND FENTANYL ON EVERY STREET CORNER

  5. WE'LL STOP THOSE MAGA EXTREMISTS FROM MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

  4. BIDEN CRIME FAMILY VALUES

  3. VOTE FOR US.......OR ELSE!!!

  2. SAVING OUR DEMOCRACY (TRANSLATION: SAVING OUR CORRUPTION APPLECART)

  1, CRIME, COMMUNISM, AND CROSS-DRESSERS

And Now, A Message From Sally Struthers: Sponsor A Blue Check Celeb

And now, a message from Sally Struthers......

Hello, America. As you might know, Twitter C.E.O. Elon Musk has made the cruel demand that in order to keep your BLUE CHECK MARK, you must pay $8.....

Celebs like Jason Alexander, Stephen King, and Bill Gates are losing their verification check mark, causing them to stress out!

Some celebs have announced their departure from TWITTER, refusing to pay for this indignity!

That's where you come in.You can SPONSOR A BLUE CHECK MARK CELEB. For $8, you can pay for a celeb's Blue Check! We will send you a picture of your celebrity.

If you can't handle the $8 charitable contribution, you can send a card to a celeb for ONLY $2, showing your deepest sympathy. It would BRIGHTEN their day!

I know that when Seinfeld star Jason Alexander was complaining about having to pay EIGHT DOLLARS to keep his BLUE CHECK MARK, and possibly even leaving twitter, it felt almost like a death in the family........

So please, be generous to these celebs with a donation. CALL!!!

The Devil: Dylan Mulvaney Is My Court Jester!

We here at RSR do our best to explain what's going on in the world, and so we think that we should seek out all points of view. Today, we hear from the entity controlling almost everything in the world.

 He controls the world with wars, rumors of wars, pestilence, the Biden Regime, and our insane, often demonic culture. Here to explain the sudden emergence of trans activist and TikTok influencer, Dylan Mulvaney is The Evil One Himself:

YES! IT'S ME! BOW DOWN AND KNEEL TO SATAN! BEELZEBUB! THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS!! 

Sometimes even I am surprised by how you puny, weak humans have so much evil screaming at you in your face, yet so many of you are in such denial, you refuse to open your eyes. Many of you are possessed and don't know it yet! DAMN I'M GOOD!

I am the king of this world, and that prancing, squealing, effeminate trans weirdo Dylan Mulvaney is MY COURT JESTER! The cowardly, corrupt corporations are buying into my deliciously evil C.E.I. (Corporate Equality Index), as well as my E.S.G. (Environmental Social Governance) Index. 

I have this twerp doing sportsbra and beer commercials! Soon, you won't able to turn on your TV without seeing this weirdo prancing and doing pratfalls! 

As a mysoganist queer, I love that this clown depicting woman as some giggling, 13-year-old PARODY of what a woman is. He / she / IT  DEGRADES real women, REDUCING WOMEN to nothing more some perverted Halloween costume!

Also, I use race hatred and the trans movement to do some of MY BEST WORK! My trans foot soldier in Nashville MURDERED those goody-good Christians, and some idiots are BLAMING THE GUNS!!!!

Down here, we have a name for what you call 'drag queens'. Down here, we refer to them as SATAN CLOWNS! Thick, frightening make-up, scary wigs, rediculous dresses, shaking their hairy asses in your children's faces!!!!! STUPID PARENTS!!!!

WELCOME TO SODOM AND GOMORRAH ON STEROIDS!!!! I'M DARING GOD TO STRIKE US DOWN!!! COME ON, OLD MAN!!!!!

We're laughing at you!!!! America is mine now!!!! I'll see you on Judgement Day!

SFSU Student Body President Douchey McDouche Issues Statement On Swimmer Riley Gaines Speech

Two weeks ago, University of Kentucky collegiate swimmer Riley Gaines (pictured) was invited to speak at San Francisco State University. She was to speak about women's sports and the problem(s) with allowing trans males to compete with females.

She was assaulted and threatened by leftist, pro-trans thugs, then barricated in a classroom. The university police was of no help, afraid of displeasing the mob. Then, the 'activists' demanded that she pay a ransom if she wanted to safely leave.

These out-of-control, unhinged bullies should have been arrested, and everyone involved (including the university president) should be ordered to attend Sensitivity Training Class. It appears that nothing is going to be done, although Gaines is weighing her legal options.

Here to give the mob's side of the story is SFSU Student Body President, Douchie McDouche:

Thank you, RedSquirrel,

Riley Gaines is a right-wing NAZI who wants to deny trans rights to  everyone in the trans community. She blatantly spoke on behalf of Women's sports at OUR COLLEGE! WE OWN THE UNIVERSITY SPACE , and she thought she could just speak HER EXTREMIST VIEWS AND NOT EXPECT TROUBLE! 

She was not KIDNAPPED! She was DETAINED. We did NOT demand a ransom. We demanded REPARATIONS! We were stopping Ms. Gaines from committing ANTI-TRANS GENOCIDE!!!

I am so proud that our actions were 'mostly peaceful'. We gave Ms. Gaines a forum to speak her right-wing, transphobic views before we 'protected' her from understandibly angry students.

Let this be a warning to those who cross THE TRANS COMMUNITY!!!

 Thank you.

The Greatest Woke Country Song Of All Time

On Sunday, The CMT Country Music Awards featured a bevy of highly-festive drag queens, so this week some jokesters on Twitter created a new hashtag #WokeACountryMusicSong.

There were many very funny 'woke' song titles, and so I played along. I thought about George Jones' classic 'He Stopped Loving Her Today', considered by many 'the greatest country song of all time.'

I replaced most of the pronouns in the song's lyrics to be more inclusive, woke,  and gender-neutral. So, here it is.....The Greatest Woke Country Song Of All Time.

Xe Stopped Loving Xyr Today. Get your handkerchief ready, and get ready to cry in your beer:

Ze said,' I'll love Xou til I die

Xhe said, 'Xou'll forget Xe in time

As the years went slowly by

Xyr still weighed upon Ziz mind

Xe kept Xyr picture on the wall

Went half crazy now and then

But Ze still loved Xyr through it all

Hoping Xhe would come back again

Kept some letters by Xiz bed

Dated 1962

Xe had underline in red

Every single xi love you

I went to see Xym today

Oh, but I didn't see no tears

All dressed up to go away

First time I'd see Xym smile in years

Xe stopped loving Xyr today

They placed a wreath upon Xyz door

And soon they'll carry Xym away

Xe stopped loving Xyr today

(Spoken):

You know, Xhe came to see Xym one last time (ooooh)

Ah, and we wondered if Xhe would (ooooh)

And it kept running through my mind (oooooh)

'This time Xe's over Xyr for good'

Xe stopped loving Xyr today

They placed a wreath upon Xyz door

And soon they'll carry Xym away

Xe stopped loving Xyr today

We Sent Our Photojournalist To The Trump Arraignment

We sent our crack photojournalist to the Manhattan courthouse on Tuesday, and they sent us these pictures of former (and future) President Donald Trump's arraignment:

Here's the former (and future) President's motorcade on their way to the Manhattan Courthouse:

Before his arrival, Mr. Trump had some people decorate his vehicle. He had a message for the out-of-control, corrupt District Attorney Alvin Bragg:

 

Avoiding all the murderes, junkies, drug dealers, rapists, carjackers, and other violent criminals that Third-World D.A. Bragg refused to prosecute, The President entered the courthouse, waving to his supporters:

D.A. Alvin Bragg arrives at the courthouse........

Following the arraignment, TV pundits and legal analysts tried to explain the insane 34-count indictment to The American People.

We reacted:

Ted Koppel: Joe Deal's Latest Twitter Account Suspension Hostage Crisis Is Over

On Monday Night, my Twitter account was re-instated after an 8-month suspension. Here to report on this new development is our host, Ted Koppel:

On Monday Night (April 3, 2023), Blogger Joe Deal's Twitter account was re-instated after it was suspended  for 8 months. On June 8, 2022 Mr. Deal was reacting to a violent video on his Twitter timeline where One man had followed another man,  punching him in the back of the head. The victim fell to the pavement, and died.

Deal reacted by tweeting that the killer should be hunted down or put in the electric chair. For that, Mr. Deal ran afoul of Twitter's often capricious 'Code of Conduct', and his account was suspended and locked.

From June 8, 2022 to April 3 of this year, Joe Deal (known to his readers as The RedSquirrel Report) was locked out of his Twitter account. It was held hostage for 297 Days.

If you remember, he was also locked out of his account from July 22, 2019 to April 26, 2022. That Twitter Suspension hostage crisis lasted for 1,009 days.

On Monday night, his Twitter account was released from it's captivity. Joe Deal's latest Twitter account suspension hostage crisis was indeed finally over.

He IS experiencing some challenges with his Twitter account's newfound freedom. He has to start over again, having lost ALL 5,000+ followers.

On July 22, 2019, He lost over 7,000 followers. Among his followers were Twitter mavens Kurt Schlichter, Charlie Kirk, and Michelle Malkin, as well as comedian Dana Carvey. When his account was re-instated the first time in April 2022, 5,000 followers returned.

Now, he's back at 0 followers, according to his profile page, although he has 15 followers on his notifications page. Still, he is happy to be back. We wish Joe good luck, and hope that he doesn't run afoul of Twitter's Code of Conduct rules any more.

This is Ted Koppel. Goodnight.

Dr. Frasier Crane: Minnesota Is Ran By Mentally-Unhinged, Morally-Challenged, Psychotic, Sick Weirdos

Here to comment on  some recent matters involving the violent trans-activist movement is RSR's resident psychiatrist, Dr. Frasier Crane:

MY GOD, HAS EVERYONE LOST THEIR MINDS?

Two weeks ago, a mentally-disturbed 28 -tear-old woman living as a man, Audrey Hale, walked into a Nashville Christian Elementary School, and murdered 6 people, inluding three students. This is an act of unspeakable evil, yet some malignant narcissists in the news media are CALLING HER 'THE VICTIM'.'

Other unhinged sickos are blaming the guns for murders. Guns are inanimate objects. If you see them or hear them TALKING TO YOU OR YOU SEE THEM JUMPING AROUND THE ROOM, you need to seek professional help.

Peggy Flanagan (pictured), Minnesota's Lieutenant-Governor, agrees with the most extremist, insane trans 'activists' Apparently, this includes violence against those who oppose the multilation of innocent, young children. I recommend some extensive 'shame' therapy for this morally-challenged lunatic. 

The Lieutenant Governor of Minnesota's head isn't screwed on straight. She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal. She's got splinters in the windmill of her mind. Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

The State of Minnesota has declared itself a 'trans sanctuary state'. with morally-challenged Democrat sickos in the state legislature voting for the most extreme, grotesque pro-trans agenda in the country, perhaps the world. You can literally kidnap a child questioning how they FEEL about their gender FROM THEIR PARENTS and bring them to Minnesota so a doctor can remove their breasts or penis, or even prescribe 'puberty blockers.'!

They call these laws like the one in Minnesota'gender-affirming.' Perverse laws like these SHOULD MAKE YOU QUESTION MINNESOTA'S COLLECTIVE SANITY!

LOONEY Arizona Governor Katie Hobb's Press Secretary Josselyn Berry was forced to resign after tweeting a pro-violence message to those who harm people opposing trans-extremism. Has anyone arrested her yet? Somebody needs to put her in a straitjacket. The Federal Bureau of Investigation should stop harassing Trump supporters, and pay MS. BERRY A VISIT.

Violent trans 'activisrs' are targetting Christians, and some trans 'activists' are claiming that states that stop adults from mutilating children are engaged in 'anti-trans genocide.' Absolutely unhinged insanity!

If you want to pretend to be the opposite sex, HAVE AT IT! Just leave the children alone. Let them be kids.

I am Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listening.