An RSR Exclusive: We Called John Fetterman Supporters

According to some recent polls, untra-leftist stroke victim Democrat candidate John Fetterman STILL leads Republican Dr. Mehmet Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate race.

We called 4,011 likely voters for Fetterman, and they told us why they were leaning towards the Democrat candidate. Here are the results:    

24% supported John Fetterman because he promised to let them and/or their violent criminal relatives or friends out of prison.

21% thought it was cool that John Fetterman dresses like a 9-year-old slob.

11% identified themselves as Communist or Bernie Sanders Socialist.

9% identified themselves as Philadelphia Eagles fans and admitted that they are just obnoxious, drunk, Democrat assholes.

9% of Fetterman supporters are also stroke victims, and they strongly identify with stroke victim John Fetterman.

7% say they hated The Dr. Oz Show.

5% have severe brain damage.

Nearly 97% also said that if someone wrapped a grapefruit in a Soviet flag, and delared the grapefruit a Democrat candidate for The U.S. Senate, they would gladly vote for the grapefruit.

3% thought they were supporting The Monster from Young Frankenstein.

HEADLINE: SENILE ECONOMIC ILLITERATE ORDERS GAS STATIONS TO LOWER PRICE OF GAS

                           

Our Resident Leftist Film Critic Reviews Top Gun: Maverick

Our resident leftist film critic Gerald Snotley returns with his review of Top Gun: Maverick:

Apparently, some people haven't got the memo that America has seen it's better days. In Top Gun: Maverick, ultra-cocky Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell (portrayed by Tom Cruz) returns to train a team of equally-cocky, new Top Gun superstars. 

Their mission is to destroy a uranium enrichment plant located somewhere in the Middle-East (I'm pretty sure they mean Iran) defended with surface-to-air missiles and advanced (5th generation) fighter jets

I didn't see woke Generals Mark Milley or Lloyd Austin anywhere in this story. There were no mention of preferred pronouns or gender-reassignment surgery or anything like that.  There were a shocking number of White men in this movie, and they didn't seem to be full of 'White Rage.' 

I am guessing all these Top Gunners voted for Trump.

I saw White pilots, Black pilots, and a woman pilot, yet nobody dwelled on the racism or sexism of American society. The only thing that seemed to matter to these people was 'being the very best.' 

What's wrong with these people?????

In one early scene, we meet the new generation of insufferably cocky young Top Guns, as they play pool at a local bar owned by Maverick's love interest, played by Jennifer Conneley. Extremely cocky and annoyingly handsome Hangman (Glen Powell) plays his favorite song on the jukebox, 1976 neanderthal rawker 'Slow Ride' by Foghat. Gerald Ford was the President when this rediculous song was a hit.

Nobody played any tunes by Lizzo, Drake or Beyonce. Obviously, These hot shots are comfortable in their racism.

In the 1986 original Top Gun, Maverick loses his best friend Goose (played by Anthony Edwards) during a training accident. In this sequel, Goose's son (Rooster) wants to follow in his Dad's footsteps. Rooster sees Maverick as stifling his carrer, and Maverick doesn't want to order the son of his dead friend to be part of this deadly, risky mission.

I counted only two Black pilots among the characters. I was under the impression that in 'Woke America' all heroes in TV and film were Black and White men are all stupid villians. There's plenty of White privilege in this film. I wonder if the producers of this movie have ever heard of Groege Floyd.

In another scene, Maverick visits his ailing comrade 'Iceman', portrayed by Val Kilmer. Iceman now looks a little like Stephen Hawking. Later on, Iceman dies from his illness, and Maverick eulogizes him in front pf an American flag. 

There's no way Our ChiCom masters will allow this scene on movie screens in China.

In one extremely cool scene, Maverick gains the respect of his young charges by taking part in a simulated training dogfight, and he shoots everybody out of the sky, one-by-one. We hear the theme song of C.S.I.: Miami blasting out as he blasts all the young pups away. 

When a pilot gets 'killed' they have to do 200 push-ups. None of these young Top Guns cried to the Generals, and never acted emotionally or psychologically damaged. They all carried themselves with a fun sense of pride and good-natured cockiness.

I hate them. They are everything I'm not!

The mission itself reminds me of the mission against The Death Star in the  original  Star Wars Success  would take a miracle. It was determined that Maverick would be leading the team. He picks Rooster to take part in this dangerous mission.

In another interesting scene, Maverick conducts a team-building exercise on the beach, as the hotshots play football with two footballs in play, Both teams simultaneously play offence AND defence at the same time. Nobody knelt in protest of police brutality, and Colin Kaepernick wasn't invited to play. I was totally offended.

I'm not going to spoil the ending, but I will say that I can imagine right-wing, patriotic moviegoers jumping to their feet and cheering like Tom Cruz on Oprah's couch!

As a dyspeptic leftist beta-male, I would hate to say that I loved this movie, so I won't. 

I am Gerald Snotley, and this is Snotley At The Movies. Back to you, RedSquirrel.

Top Ten Democrat October Surprises

The midterm polls look terrible for the panicking Democrats, so it's about time for Team Democrat to reach into their bag of Dirty Election Tricks. From the home office in Wilmer, Minnesota, here are the Top Ten Democrat October Surprises:

10. The Biden Gestapo arrest the entire Trump family (even teenaged son Barron), and perp-walk them to one of Biden's secret prisons. Later, Biden makes ANOTHER Hitlerian speech, screaming about 'domestic terrorist' MAGA Republicans destroying the country.

  9. Biden orders the F.B.I. to burn down The White House, like The Reichstag. He blames The Proud Boys, and charges them with insurrection, along with hundreds of Trump voters.

  8. The F.B.I. stage a fake kidnapping of Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Dozens of pro-Trump patsies are arrested and jailed.

  7. Biden threatens to resign and have Kamala Harris installed as President.

  6. The CDC announces a new pandemic, shuts down the country again, and announce that everyone has to vote from home. They don't send ballots to 20,000,000 registered Republicans.

  5. The DNC leak fake news reports about several GOP Senate candidates having driven drunk, and falsely charge the candidates tried to cover up their 'drunk driving' charges.

  4. Democrat D.A.'s charge several Repblican Governors with 'trafficking' after the governors bus illegals to liberal 'sanctuary' cities.

  3. Biden announces nationwide  'Free $0.00 gas' for college students and early voters. The 'free' gas will be paid for by hard-working taxpayers from Red States.

  2. Democrat incumbents introduce the 'Free Money For Everybody' Act, board helicopters and literally throw $1000 bills out of the windows. 

  1. The Democrats send $50,000 'stimulus' checks to every American.....and $1,000,000 checks for every illegal alien.

   

Gestapo Tactics And Threatening Opponents: The Democrat's 2022 Campaign

In 49 days, many Americans will go to the polls. November 8th is Election Day, and the Democrats ar running away from their terrible record. 

Meanwhile, the Biden Gestapo are harassing and persecuting Trump supporters. Last week, MyPillow C.E.O. Mike Lindell was harassed by F.B.I. agents from Minnesota AND Colorado while he was at a Mankato Hardees drive-thru. They confiscated his cell phone.

Biden sent an army of F.B.I. agents on a raid of Donald Trump's residence at Mar-A-Lago, ransacking his home. They even searched his teenaged son Barron';s room. Meanwhile, they cover up Joe Biden's numerous crimes of corruption and actively protect his out-of-control, druggie son Hunter

Honest, everyday Americans are being tortured and imprisoned just for protesting the stolen 2020 presidential election. Meanwhile Democrats have turned America's cities over to violent criminals. 

Incredibly dumb, leftist Senator Mazie Hirono suggested a 'call to arms' against MAGA Republicans and Ohio Democrat Senate candidate Tim Ryan called for his supporters to 'kill and confront' Republicans.

This is The Democrat's 2022 Mid-term Election Campaign. If you can't win on your record, intimidate and threaten your opponents into submission.

In Minnesota, failed Governor Tim Walz demagogues Republican opponent Steve Jensen over Abortion, while never mentioning the violence involved in killing an unborn baby. In TV ads, his spokemouthes make it sound as if Jensen is 'violating' a woman's most 'fundemental' right. 

These are the same people who believe that 12-year-olds should have the right to get a sex-change operation without telling their parent(s). These Moloch worshippers are obsessed with chopping up your children.

They act as if The Constitution is 'hate speech', and their most insane, leftist pronouncements should rule the day. Their leftist scribes should roll out a parchment or scroll and read their silly ideas really loudly.

One more thing. Did you see hateful Biden's speech 2 weeks ago? I heard it was really bad. I hope that Biden's Gestapo doesn't come after me for saying this, but I hope The Democrats' 2022 campaign backfires.

Here Is Joe's Front Cover Artwork For His Upcoming CD, 'Songs For Happy Hunyuks And Heartbroken Hipsters'

 We think the CD will probably be released sometime in November.............

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Peter, Paul, Gov. Ron DeSantis, And Mary's Song For Illegals Sent To Martha's Vineyard 'They're Coming On A Jet Plane'

Well, President Disaster has swung the Southern border wide open, allowing illegal immigation to go unchecked and sending many illegals to Red States. 

Red State Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has reacted by sending a couple jet planes full of illegal aliens to liberal playground Martha's Vineyrd in deep-blue Massachusetts.

Here to sing about it is The Guv himself, along with folk legends Peter, Paul, And Mary. Hit it, kids:

Come on now, time to get on board

Illegal aliens, The foreign hoard

We're going to where the rich liberal elitists play

Martha's Vineyard's our destination

It's their turn to experience illegal immigration

Pack up your drugs, and we will be on our way

Don't complain or go insane, Blue states should share in the pain

C'mon and welcome your new neighbors

They're coming on a jet plane

Don't you rich snobs dare complain

We're dropping them off at your front door

Stop yer whining, you virtue-signalling clowns

Hey look! The plane is touching down

Soon, they'll be partying on your front yard

You might have no more peace and quiet

Be thankful if there's no race riot

Just don't you dare play the race card...............

Don't complain or go insane, It's time to share in the pain

Have a party for your new neighbors

They're coming on a jet plane

Don't you rich libs dare complain

We're dropping them off at your front door

On the tarmac they're touching down

Soon, they'll move into your sanctuary towns

Your crime rate will shoot right thru the roof

We'll bring child traffickers and drug dealers

Don't you whine, you liberal squealers

We'll call you 'racists' if you dare refuse

So, don't complain or go insane, it's time to share in the pain

Come on, all you illegals! All aboard!

'Cause they're coming on a jet plane

Open borders are really, truly insane

The libs are giving away the store

They're coming on a jet plane

Open borders are really insane

We cannot take this any more

HEADLINE: DOW JONES DROPS 1,276 POINTS AS BIDEN CELEBRATES PASSING OF INFLATION REDUCTION ACT

 

Brave Candidate Campaigns With Scarab Living Inside His Neck

Democrat Senatorial candidate John Fetterman is still running, despite a beetle iving inside him. The leftist politician had a stroke in May, and a large bulge was recently found under his neck.

His Republican opponent, TV's Dr. Mahmet Oz, has advised Fetterman to drop out of the race for his health. 

Dr. Oz: 'John Fettereman seems to have slurred speech, and he really can't speak without resting. I would like to debate him, but he is adopting a campaign strategy quite similar to Joe Biden's 2020 presidential campaign. He stays indoors a lot. Maybe Biden has something living inside HIS head. That would explain his cognitive decline'

Nobody is sure if the scarab has anything to do with his rmost ecent health scare, but the bulge in his neck is REALLY distracting. 

A beetle or scarab will burrow itself inside it's victim's arm, and sometimes proove to be quite uncomfortable :

Fetterman's advisors tell him to get rid of the creature. The candidate just shrugs and says 'He's my running mate.' Despite his extremist liberal postiions, unpopular with most Pennsylvanian voters, he STILL leads in many polls.

Democrats Next Campaign Ad: Republican Freak Scott Jensen Wants To End A Woman's Right To Kill Her Unborn Baby

(Cue scary music)

Republican candidate for Governor Scott Jensen wants to end a Woman's right to have her unborn baby torn limb from limb, and IT'S brains sucked out as it screams silently inside the woman's body. Yes, Republican candidate for Governor Scott Jensen wants to end this all-important, constitutional right.

In one of his campaign ads, he is seen HOLDING A BABY! Steve Jensen would rather hold a baby instead of KILLING IT! Scott Jensen is 'Wrong For Minnesota!'

Of course, we support Governor Walz because he believes that ANYONE who disagrees with abortion is an evil freak. Only normal Minnesotans support a woman's right to kill ber unborn baby! THERE CAN BE NO DEBATE!!!!

We're airing this pro-abortion attack ad because we Democrats need to distract the voters away from Governor Flanagan's........errr.....I mean 'Governor Walz's' terrible record. He allowed the riots to fester, neighborhoods to be burned to the ground, and out-of-control violent crime to go unabaterd.

Remember, Governor Walz shut businesses down, and created his 'Covid-Dial'. Us mask-wearing leftist baby butchers love him!

Scott Jenson isn't just 'Wrong For Minnesota, HE IS EVIL!' ALL HAIL MOLOCH!!!!!!

I Was Away For A Week

Last Wednesday, I took a trip North. I left Minneapolis around noon, and left the crime, carjacking, and racial punkery behind. In Duluth, I finished recording and mastering my second CD. There were no Blacks yelling at Whites on the streets. 

People are very friendly in Duluth. I watched almost no news, but saw a report of a Black thug who kidnapped a female White teacher as she was jogging. I heard that he murdered her.

Also, I understand that Biden made another very offensive, creepy speech, threatening Trump supporters. I'm glad I missed it.

On Saturday, my sister Karen  (who lives in Kitzville, a 'suburb' of Hibbing) came out and got me, and we drove back to her place where she resides with her husband Kurt.

That afternoon, we had a cook-out with family. There was laughter, terrific food, political incorrectness, and a heaping helping of incredibly beautiful weather. I felt like I was in The Garden Of Eden.

The next day, Karen and I attended church services at Lawron Presbyterian Chapel. I haven't been there in 40 years, In fact, the church I attended as a kid is gone and has been replaced with a much newer building. There is no huge 'Black Lives Matter' flag flying over the chapel like the Minneapolis church where I vote. 

Back at Karen's house, we watched Top Gun: Maverick on their TV. It's now my new favorite movie.

On Labor Day, Karen and I  attended Bovey's 'Farmer Day' Parade. It was my first Farmer's Day Parade in 41 YEARS.. There were Democrat candidate floats AND Republican candidate floats. I saw one guy selling TRUMP hats.. I didn't buy one. I'd probably cause a violent riot if I wore it on a Minneapolis light rail.

Karen and I visited our Aunt Carol Jean, then visited our brother Bryan. Again, the weather was beautiful, and I am guessing here that there were no carjackers or any crimes being committed within 100 miles. I'm seriously contemplating moving back here. I grew up in Itasca County, and I'm homesick for The Iron Range.

I thought that I would again try watching the news, and learned that someone had been shot at The Minnesota State Fair. Also, two Canadien assholes stabbed 10 people to death.

On Tuesday, I took a Greyhound back to Minneapolis. As I was getting off the bus, a drunk Black asked me for money.