Correspondent Sister Mary Brokenknuckle's Oscar Awards Report

It appears that our Oscar Awards correspondent, Sister Mary Brokenknuckles is filing her report from The L.A. County Lock-up. She was so angry with Best-Actor Will Smith'S assault on host Chris Rock that she waited for him outside The Dolby Theatre, where she smacked him in the head and knuckles with a ruler.

Here's her report:

God Bless.......

I am here in The Los Angeles County Lock-up, following a wild Academy Awards show. As everyone knows, that smart alec host Chris Rock made a joke of Will Smith's wife Jada Pinkett-Smith and her bald head. The actor stormed on stage, and bitch-slapped the shocked host.

So, let me get this straight. The BLACK host is assaulted by a BLACK acttor, and the BLACK actor is not arrested for assault. Then,  The Black actor WINS the BEST-ACTOR Award. This must be that White privilege I keep hearing abou!

Meanwhile, the Los Angeles D.A. wants to charge me with a hate crime. We all need to pray for his soul.

Co-hosting harlots Amy Schumer and Wanda Sykes bad-mouthed the wonderful Governor or Florida, Ron DeSantis, and his signing of that anti-grooming bill. The Satanic pedophiles refer to the law as the 'Don't Say Gay' law, but the law only stops the government schools from talking about adult sexual practices to 5-9 years olds. 

Some 'teachers' are threatening to walk off their jobs. I didn't know that the government schools were such bastions of perverted lunacy. The fact that these loud weirdos have identified themselves proves that this new law was badly needed.

Mother Mary, full of grace, these Sodomite weirdos deserve a great, big ruler across their knuckles.

Speaking of Sodomite weirdos, dozens of employees at Disney are also very angry about this new anti-grooming law. One of the the heads of Disney disclosed that her child is a 'pansexual.' The child wouldn't even know what a pansexual is unless her insane, perverted parent told her what one was.

The great Walt Disney must be rolling in his grave.

Well, that's my Oscar  report. Actor Will Smith assaults the host, and enjoys his big win. I smack a Black actor with a ruler, and all I get is my 'one phone call.' God Bless.

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